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[DOE/Treaty] Rose blocked on MySpace, Alan gets Denny's and I forgot to charge my phone battery


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It was a normal Saturday night, Shota Duck and I were downtown on our way to Femboy Hooters

There was nothing unusual about this particular night, apart from some fog of course, but it was then that we had our realization.

During a discussion about who was the superior MMA fighter, Jon Jones or Daniel Cormier, we noticed a stray angel attempting to cross the highway we were driving down

They were walking out of an old Denny's on the shady side of town, covered from head to toe in bruises and cuts.

There he stood, the man, the myth, the legend, Alan himself. Leader of worlds, destroyer of Black Skies

*Shota Duck yells in background "You wrote that backwards dumbass"*

I tell Shota Duck to stfu as I continue monologuing

We pull over on the side of the highway, right beside Alan and the beaten Angel

Alan, covered in the blood of his enemies, pulls out an old cigar and lights it, staring our way

Shota Duck pops open his door, as I follow suit

We approach Alan, intent on finding out what happened here

*Alan in deep voice* "You here to join the fight?"

Shota Duck rolls up his sleeves, revealing tattoos covering both of his arms from wrist to shoulders, every one a different anime girl from the series Kiniro Mosaic

It was then that Alan realized who we really were!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not really, he had no clue

"Is that supposed to be intimidating?" Alan says as he brushes back his hair

"No need to intimidate" says Shota Duck, "Death is just as simple"

I stand behind him, rolling gatcha in Azur Lane

"Frightful" Alan says sarcastically

Shota Duck suddenly appears surprised, "Wait, really?" he says

"You really do have brick for brains" says Alan, unimpressed 

I step forward, phone battery dead

"That was uncalled for, you uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

*Chute yells in background "What was I supposed to say here again?"*

*Shota Duck yells back "Just wing it"*

"That was uncalled for, you smelly man"

*Shota Duck yells in background "Really? Smelly man?"*

I wipe away my silent tears as I grip Alan's V-neck collared shirt

"Woah, is this Gucci brand?" I say with an impressed look on my face

Alan flicks his cigar away, cracking his knuckles as he prepares to fight

Suddenly, Alan's cellphone rings

He reaches his hand into his pocket, pulling out an old Nokia brand brick phone

He has a sudden expression of shock on his face as he answered the phone

"Grandma, now is not the time!" He says loudly

Alan bickers with his Grandmother on the phone for a good 30 minutes as we stand there, watching him

"Fine, I'll do my laundry when I get home" Alan says as he hangs up the phone

"You good?" Shota Duck says as he finishes filing his nails

Not fingernails, but the nails in his hickory baseball bat, which he had pulled from thin air

"Can we just settle this over a game of chess?" says Alan as he takes another cigar out of his pocket

"Sure" I respond as we head back into the Denny's, forgetting our dinner date for two at Femboy Hooters

 

And thus begins the story of Shota Duck, Chute, and Alan who just wanted some Denny's

(TL:DR Chute Mi returns to his position of leadership in Golden Dawn, Amarr signs a prot with Golden Dawn, Coal Mines signs a MDoAP with Golden Dawn, Black Skies signs an ODP with Golden Dawn, and Golden Dawn declares it's existence)

(Note: The post revolves around Alan since the other treaties are just carry-overs from Kinmoza, and Shota Duck is getting sick of watching me write this all in a vc)

I'll write a novel about this for 20mil ;)

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Havgle and Hime would downvote this

That's kinda cringe bro

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Just now, Hideri said:

Sending the 20mil right away! Also tl;dr please

 

10 minutes ago, Chute Mi said:

(TL:DR Chute Mi returns to his position of leadership in Golden Dawn, Amarr signs a prot with Golden Dawn, Coal Mines signs a MDoAP with Golden Dawn, Black Skies signs an ODP with Golden Dawn, and Golden Dawn declares it's existence)

 

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2 minutes ago, Chute Mi said:

Sorry, I only take credit or debit

But that's traceable!

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Just now, Chute Mi said:

And so is paypal

 

 

 

Hacking you now, brb

hack me papi

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1 minute ago, Hime-sama said:

Why anyone touches your dumpster fire of a micro is really beyond me, bound to get burned.

Oh, I'm honestly so sorry for interrupting your good mood, but your opinion is really beyond me

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Good luck, and have fun y'all :D.

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Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order

 

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9 minutes ago, Chute Mi said:

Oh, I'm honestly so sorry for interrupting your good mood, but your opinion is really beyond me

That's okay, you'll never amount to anything where I'll need to care about yours anyway.

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Look up to the sky above~

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1 minute ago, Hime-sama said:

That's okay, you'll never amount to anything where I'll need to care about yours anyway.

yeesh. for someone who is constantly looking for insults to report, that treads a fine line.

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1 minute ago, BSKsplick said:

and to top that off they broke a Rose Prot lmaoo

eh I could be less worried about their prot choice the biggest failing is their choice of leadership.Anyways I hope you find a good alliance. 

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2 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said:

Golden Phoenix Coalition > Any other bad Golden Micro.

In terms of rerolls...

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