Popular Post Benfro Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 (edited) Partisan strode into the command tent, blood dripping off his armor and splatting on the ground. Benfro, Daveth, Hughes, James, and Squeegee and the other negotiators filed in behind him. They too, had blood all over them. None of the other Quack leaders already in the tent were fazed. At this point there were few who had no blood on their armor. Partisan took a seat at the command’s circular table. A battle map was laid out and Quack had little ground left. Roses, Hedges, and assorted Swamp creatures surrounded the remaining Quack strongholds. A defeat was all but confirmed. Three pints of ale were placed before Partisan. He drank heavily from the first one before beginning to speak. “My lords and ladies, I think we can all agree that this military endeavor has not necessarily worked out in Quack’s favor. We have just returned from negotiations with the Nameless Paperless Coalition and have the terms for our peace.” He began patting his armor, then his belt before he remembered. “Ah yes, Bennyboi has our papers.” He drank from his pint again, allowing the ale to spill from the sides and down his armor. “Go ahead, Benny. Read them our terms.” Benfro read aloud the terms of Quack’s surrender and peace. Partisan drank his second pint of ale as a vote was cast with unanimous passage. “Well,” Daveth said, “all that remains is to present our terms to our army and make our surrender official before our enemies.” At that moment, horns blew and the Quack army began to shout. The NPC delegation had arrived. The Quack leaders got up from the table and walked outside with Partisan carefully clutching his last pint of ale. Walking up the hill was Halfman, a drunken soldier, the Potato King, a prickly old man pushed in a wheelchair by the head gardener, a puppet, and two foxes. Benfro signaled for a table to be set up and served while the leadership sat down and their armies watched on. “Well, Snek,” croaked the prickly old man, “I’ve gotten the best of you again, until my memory fails and I have to come get you off my color bloc lawn again.” His laughter quickly devolved into coughing before LeftBehind rushed forward and fed him some medicine. “Nappy nap time.” the old man mumbled before drifting off to sleep. Partisan sighed and then stood up shakily. “Now that we’re all, uhhhh, where we are. I think we can commence with the sssssigning and public reading of the terms and surrender.” Partisan said and then plopped down in his chair. The peace document soon was passed around the table and signed by each representative. Partisan dipped his snake tail in the ale and signed with his beloved booze. The old man was still asleep, so his aide signed for him. When the last signature was complete, Adam of the $yndicate stood up and read the document aloud for all to hear. Official Peace Terms: Effective at Day Change of 14/12/2020-15/12/2020 (Greenwich Mean Time) 1. Quack posts admission of defeat. 2. Blanket NAP of 120 days (Ending on the 13th April 2021) including all current protectorates on both sides. 3. All wartime changes in regards to color blocs must be reversed to pre-war status. This applies to both coalitions and protectorates for the duration of the NAP. 4. No new war declarations after peace is in effect; any ongoing wars may end naturally via peace, expiry, or beige. 5. Yui is to be provided a baby giraffe picture from TKR. When Adam finished reading aloud, armies from all factions shouted for joy and the leaders congratulated each other on a well fought war. Quack and NPC leadership walked down the hill together to celebrate and feast. Peace had arrived and the world was no longer burning. The old man remained at the table, still sleeping from his medicine, mumbling about punching the snek again. Partisan also remained nearby, too drunk to walk, too tired to celebrate. He cradled his third half-empty pint in his arms and drifted off to sleep. TL;DR: Quack surrenders to the Nameless Paperless Coalition. Both parties agree to peace with a 4 month NAP. Spoiler Quack: Black Knights, Carthago, Church of Atom, Eclipse, House Stark, Order of the White Rose, Seven Kingdoms, The Imperium, The Knights Radiant, and The Syndicate Quack Protectorates: Amarr Empire, Chocolate Castle, Convent of Atom, District X, Golden Phoenix Coalition, micro pockyclypse, Oceania, Rothschild Family, The Legion, The Enterprise, and The Rohirrim Quack Affiliates: Alpha, Aurora, Solar Knights, Strickland Propane, Terminus Est Hedgemoney: Children of the Light, Error 404, Knights Templar, Grumpy Old Bastards, and Guardian Hedgemoney Protectorates: 99942 Apophis, Dragon Confederacy, Dual Suns, Her Divine Imperial Majestys Throne, Mothership Zeta, NukaWorld, and Nuka-Cola Bottling Company Roselot: Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics, Atlas Technologies, Camelot, Rose, Schrute Farms, and World Task Force Roselot Protectorates: Akatsuki, Golden Dawn, Oblivion, and Oromo Peoples Coaltion Swamp: Farkistan, The Ampersand, The Federation, The Lost Empire, and United Socialist Nations Swamp Protectorates: Ad Meliora, Concord, Global Alliance & Treaty Organization, Nova Roma, The Jedi Order, The Knights of The Stratosphere, The Lost Legion, The Void Touched, Unforgiven Legion, and United Ummah TCW: Dark Brotherhood, Spanish Armada, The Commonwealth, and United Purple Nations TCW Protectorates: Celtic Commonwealth, Corporate Union, Crusaders of the Holy Boogaloo, Goon Squad, Purple Flower Garden, Respublica Romana, The Greater Unitary Republic, The Hanseatic League, The Imperial Federation, Rothschild Family, Weebunism, and Wigglytufts Guild TI/TFP: Soldiers of Liberty, The Fighting Pacifists, and The Immortals TI/TFP Protectorates: Democracy, Federation of Soviet Republics, The Mortals, The Precipice, and The United Armies NPC Extras: Taith and Yarr (Special thank you to @Darth Ataxiafor his narrative penmanship and @Adrienne for her artwork) Edited December 14, 2020 by Benfro Added Rothschild Family under TCW Prot 23 1 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epsteindidntkillhimself Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 gg all 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post I Cannot Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 You forgot the duckie. 6 2 Quote Hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ramona Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 Damn, goodluck for the rebuild to all parties involved. o/ 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 (edited) I wish all alliances going forward a nice rebuild, and thanks for a fantastic war folks! Edited December 14, 2020 by FinlayMac 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BigMorf Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 Sad duck noises intensify 2 4 4 Quote The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk of Foreign Affairs Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Putmir Vladin Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 Was fun fighting you all, best of luck on the rebuild 7 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polar Bear ArcticExplorer Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Based 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havgle Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Good game and good luck to all combatants! 2 Quote "Havgle is a piece of sh*t" -probably everyone in Orbis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ragnarok8085 Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 You mean 'Nameless Paperless Hegemony' right? 10 3 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ndiaz Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 (edited) It was fun to be able to participate in my first Global War. I wish everyone a great recovery! ❤️ Edited December 14, 2020 by Nev 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Sweden Ball said: You forgot the duckie. Alas many a meme term were all but forgotten, I'd personally blame Viselli. Glad to see this out though, hopefully we'll get to see some change as time goes by, wish y'all a speedy rebuild and Happy Holidays. Edited December 14, 2020 by Daveth 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cooper_ Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 A Quack walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the swamp, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any infra?” The man said "No we just sell tanks. But they’re nice And it's pixels And it's all steel-made. Can I get you some GA?” The duck said, "I'll pass". And he drained the Swamp. Drain, Drain, Drain… till the very next day bum bum bum 1 22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 And on we all go. 2 2 Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post alyster Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 Someone correct me, but am I reading it correct that we're okay to keep hitting Black Skies? 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSKsplick Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Congrats on the Peace, and good luck with the rebuild !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sval Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Peas in our thyme 1 1 Quote <~Sval[OWR]> I am your father.<+Curufinwe> Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 (edited) It's been a pleasure fighting alongside my fellow coalition members. Although it was lopsided, I still had some fun wars with Quack and I wish both sides the best over the next 4 months. Edited December 14, 2020 by Changeup 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrythonLexi Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 (edited) Good game, and best of luck on the rebuilds! It was a good first global and i'm glad to see peace reign once more. Thank you to Quack (my foes) for being good sports, just as my coalition mates were. Edited December 14, 2020 by BrythonLexi 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sri Lanka 001 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 I am once again asking for your downvote support 1 4 47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingawoo Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 aight sri 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloist II Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Whew peace. What is this madness. Good fight Quack. I love you all <3. 1 minute ago, alyster said: Someone correct me, but am I reading it correct that we're okay to keep hitting Black Skies? They're supposed to have been included in the Swamp prots as TLE wanted to ensure they were also represented and given a peace from the war. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 *Sad pirate noises* Quote A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordsland Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Congratulations to the victors, it's been fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Kiloist II said: Whew peace. What is this madness. Good fight Quack. I love you all <3. They're supposed to have been included in the Swamp prots as TLE wanted to ensure they were also represented and given a peace from the war. Which one links them to Swamp, HYDRA or Red Skies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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