Popular Post Prefonteen Posted November 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, zigbigadorlou said: There's literally an audio file posted in this thread for you to compare to if you suspect something. Nah this war will end in 1 of 2 ways, I think. 1. Quack surrendering to meme terms or 2. internal fighting/drama causing a coalition break up. I highly doubt #2 unless someone leaks some major opsec. A crooked smile danced across Partisans face. Many had tried to break him. To the $yndicate mascot, past and present had become an undistinguishable mashup of callouts, wars and challenges. With each passing month it became harder for Partisan to keep apart the vivid memories of the men, women and, animals, children and furniture he had bested in fair and unfair contest. He blinked. Noise. "At last you lose. Your houseplant manipulation skills are no match for me!" Impero's emerald coat flashed before Partisan eyes as the unsavory odor of his hubris awoke a pleasant nostalgia. Impero prattled on as Partisan opened his third bottle of the night. Or was it his fourth? It did not matter. Supplies would last. The large chromium- laid door through which shiho had rushed -a hurricane of hastily barked orders- winked at parti. It was his captor;warding him from the ongoing carnage outside. How long had it been? Days? Months?- Partisan briefly entertained the thought of joining his fellow executives in sobriety, on the other side of this wretched dungeon. His gaze lingered on the door's golden screen: "Password:". Partisan had long forgotten how to log in. He probably knew the code, but his dazed mind had been too caught up in the figments its brilliance kept conjuring. Hansarius nodded solemnly as he brandished his sword. "You're a snake in the grass". It was amusing what impact his old friend's compliment years back had had on Partisan's pathway in this world. The acid burned Parti's throat. A tear welled up in Hans' eyes as his face contorted into Tyrion's wretched stature: "Your CB is invalid!". Tyrion. Or Hans-- whatever it was that Parti just saw- took to the ground and slithered under the door into the carnage. Partisan was alone with his beverages again. He chuckled at the hysterical familiarity of these wars. Vexz and Jarles entered through a backdoor Partisan had not noticed before. They did that every war. Vexz whispered something in Jarles' ear. The wailing woman never spoke directly. That honor was reserved only for Partisan's allies. Allies.... He realized it was time for the biweekly rounds. Partisan opened his ruby-laid macbook and kicked up the Quack-inc coalition channel. As he logged in he was greeted by the loud cheers of his allies and vassals. Partisan cleared his throat; the chatroom stood at attention: "Greetings. Good luck!" He turned his back to the laptop and took another gulp of his vodka.Tenages smiled at him from a distance. The ghost of his old adversary-turned friend kept him company these solitary days. Through the speakers, Partisan could hear ataraxia and dave going absolutely friggin nuts over the speech Parti had just given.Benfro had begun hurlling axes at everything that moved. Partisan's attention drifted back to Jarles, who had just gathered up the courage to speak. When he opened his mouth, parti was met with the joint voices of Ole and Victor: "We mean well", they had said in 2017. Or was it 16? What year was it now? Are we past present or future. Vexz looked upset. Partisan nodded. The rose delegation left the room, complaining to adrienne. Another sip. The password sprung to mind. He hobbled to the door: "Defiance". The door opened, revealing the $yndicate missile coordination center. Row after row of $yndicate member frantically mashing the nuke button as wave upon wav of soldier flooded against the sturdy $yndi bunkers. We'd been here before. We'd be here again.. The hamster shook its head from its treadmill: "The splits will not be organic, Partisan. There is a problematic old boys club locking down politics". "Shut the duck up roq", Partisan mumbled. Still carrying his bottle around, Partisan moved up to his throne and slammed the crystal button. A nuke with a smiling snake on it shot into the sky. Partisan took a whiff of fresh air and retreated back to his dungeon. New bottle. Room spinning. New guest. Same guest. Hegemon. Hegemon. Hegemon. Edited November 23, 2020 by Prefonteen 1 4 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 nevermore rawr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Gotta say Partisan, that was good squishy :-p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Julius Caesar Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Let the sky be red, and may the ground be ash. Nukes from the first day to the last day. They shall break upon these walls, we've seen it before. Our will is as iron. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhonny Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 glad you stayed sober enough to write this, Parti. the nukes await your orders Quote jhonny hi i'm jhonny that's me big boy jhonny jhonny jhonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Prefonteen said: Benfro had begun hurlling axes at everything that moved. And here I thought he only did it to us. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 The irony in accusing others of hubris 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiho Nishizumi Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, WarriorSoul said: And here I thought he only did it to us. TIL that Ben is actually a Frank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Can I get a tl;dr? Or rather a I've never read a book so I don't understand? These threads make me remember why I never got into the forums 1 Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingawoo Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said: I've never read a book so I don't understand? i recommend starting somewhere around heer rawr 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said: Can I get a tl;dr? Or rather a I've never read a book so I don't understand? These threads make me remember why I never got into the forums 5 minutes ago, Wingawoo said: ^ Zed's Literary Experience - Letters Of The Royal Society I; a tl-dr on Prefonteen Prefonteen has Post-Traumatic Enemy Disorder. Classic symptoms include knowing that Abbas runs your FA secretly, forgetting how to log into your nation and properly launch attacks, wondering how in the world SK went from being an old enemy to being an ally of your spheremate, and having no ducking clue about why you would want to reinvent the game with a pariah only for them to have a backroom deal with Super Chola X and sell Korean comics to fund their war efforts. This is a serious condition that occurs when certain creatures, be they human or snek, have had to deal repeatedly with the same stories and problems over and over again, and for some reason get dragged out of retirement multiple times to take on such a burden. Truly, I myself would not wish to un-retire from doing FA work. For more information about how you can treat PTED in those people whose posts about Taylor Swift you appreciate, please see this post. *Disclaimer - the post above is fictitious and meant to be humourous. If you did not find it funny, that is your loss. But on a more serious note, mental health is an important thing to take care of, and if any of you are struggling with issues in mental health, please do get help and seek treatment. There is no shame in doing so. There is a lot going on in the world, and as someone who has seen dear friends go into some dark places, I would prefer to hear fewer stories like that from people (or attack helicopters for those of you who identify as such beings) I interact with. 1 3 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, zigbigadorlou said: Can I get a tl;dr? Or rather a I've never read a book so I don't understand? These threads make me remember why I never got into the forums This was not rambling nor did it include enough references. Please try again later when you're jaded enough. 1 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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