Popular Post ReadingChicken Posted October 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2020 I have not received any hate mail whatsoever. This is a glaring scar on my record and must be remedied immediately. Again, I apologize in advance, and hate mail can be sent to @ReadingChicken#8828 via Discord. The Pirates of Arrgh's ships landed on the docks of coastal wetlands of the Swamp. It appeared relatively undefended as the only ship there was a patrol boat, which the pirates quickly unloaded half of their ammunition into. They scurried into the Swamp uninhibited by only the terrain. Reaching an & outpost, they quickly ravaged it, looting valuables and burning it to the ground. They only had trapped seven of their pirates in the outpost while exploring and killed two when they fell into a bog, but considering the outpost was guarded by a whole two guards, they were far less causalities then would be expected. Meanwhile, the Swamp fleet, which had wisely hidden itself, mobilized and sped towards the invading fleet. The armies of the Swamp were being aroused from their barracks while the dronkeys were scrambled to prepare an aerial attack. The pirates were caught by surprise when the trees started speaking in Swamp. "Noooo!," one specifically unhygienic one cried. "References to Vietnam War jokes are supposed to only be applied to us!" Unfortunately, he got body slammed by seventeen fairytale creatures who proceeded to [REDACTED] his body before his comrades' eyes. The dronkeys blew up some pirates with targeted, weaponized Shrek references before the Commonwealth kingdom of Duloc's armies reached them and used actual formations against the hapless pirates. Some pirates attempted to actually use nukes, however, none of the defenders cared as they were one of the richest blocs and could afford to lose a few thousand infra. The pirates had no infra to lose and so lost their lives instead. Shaking so much they created sound waves akin to a cow being consumed alive by Scooby-Doo, their ragged bears shorn off by birds, some pirates managed to make it back to their ships, only to find that it was gone, partially destroyed by and partially assimilated into the Swampish Navy. Trapped between the Vietswamp and the ocean, and being pirates, they jumped into the ocean. Swimming below the surface, they reached an underwater bunker. They passed through the airlock only to be greeted by Atlantians of the Lost Empire, who had based themselves firmly in Swampish waters (and also increasing the Swamp's economic zone of control). The pirates screeched out of their (which was allowed by the Atlantians as they barely looked human, appearing to be far more like a fungi. They broke through the surface only to be greeted by none other than Shrek himself, walking on water with his buoyant shoes. "'Ell," he said. "'ut 'av we got here?" The pirates pleaded for mercy, but Shrek would have none of it. When one of them broke into sobs, Shrek picked him up and began to [REDACTED] him with his [REDACTED]-foot [REDACTED]. Following this, Shrek generously deposited the pirates in a Swamp POW camp. As of now they appear traumatized, continually repeating the phrase 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life' to themselves and continually referring to themselves and their crewmates as mushrooms. They do not eat fungi and instead caress the organism, allowing it to spread its spores along them while muttering, 'uwu daddy mushroom, give me your delicious spores'. They are scheduled to be terminated via flamethrower on January 1, 2021 to hopefully purge 2020 and its disasters from the new year. Tl;dr: Expect more propaganda. I'm not nearly getting enough hate mail. 7 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KindaEpicMoah Posted October 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2020 1 2 9 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Grrrrr, Arrgh man bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filmore Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) Arrgh was the initial aggressor after attacking 2/3 of the & leaders and refused to peace. & just simply took it as a DoW. Edited October 5, 2020 by Filmore 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blob Man Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I have read this 3 times and I am still so confused. 1 Quote Blobs of the world, unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post epsteindidntkillhimself Posted October 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2020 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 how dare you say "owo" without weebunism's permission, heretic. 2 Quote To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMorf Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Pls keep your anti pirate fake news to urself. Praise the pirates \o/ 2 1 Quote The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk of Foreign Affairs Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empiur Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 26 minutes ago, Corpsman said: how dare you say "owo" without weebunism's permission, heretic. disclaimer that corps does not represent us 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Just now, Empiur said: disclaimer that corps does not represent us lies, i secretly rule weebunism. empy is my slave. Quote To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 ok who gave Swamp the secretes to Greek Fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Neat, I think? Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Duke Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) I suggest you use your time to purchase a vital defense system. Also I find your devotion to this Shrek theme alarming. Also Also Please make sure not to beige me my friend...48 turns remain but i'll send the next one your way in a few hours. Let's do five! or 4..i'm not good at math. Edited October 6, 2020 by Raoul Duke 1 Quote Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isjaki Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Lmao I love these posts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 As per your request in the OP, I want to send you hate mail here OwO. How do I do that? Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 On 10/5/2020 at 11:45 PM, ReadingChicken said: They are scheduled to be terminated via flamethrower on January 1, 2021 to hopefully purge 2020 and its disasters from the new year. Can you also give us a timezone? I have to set our doomsday clock. By the way, you should just use Donkey's wife, instead of a flamethrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingChicken Posted October 6, 2020 Author Share Posted October 6, 2020 21 hours ago, Raoul Duke said: I find your devotion to this Shrek theme alarming. The Swamp's theme is Shrek, what can I say? Also, have a fun time nuking me. I've temporarily redacted my pixelhugging membership. @Raoul Duke 2 hours ago, Zed said: As per your request in the OP, I want to send you hate mail here OwO. How do I do that? On 10/5/2020 at 2:45 PM, ReadingChicken said: hate mail can be sent to @ReadingChicken#8828 via Discord. Please do, I don't think I can handle another one of these. @Zed 22 minutes ago, Ripper said: Can you also give us a timezone? I have to set our doomsday clock. By the way, you should just use Donkey's wife, instead of a flamethrower. Sure, UTC time lol. Also, great idea, thank you! @Ripper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 32 minutes ago, Ripper said: Can you also give us a timezone? I have to set our doomsday clock. By the way, you should just use Donkey's wife, instead of a flamethrower. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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