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Literal Swamp Propaganda: Fungal Infection


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Pirates are like mushrooms. They both recycle dead resources back into the living world. They both are necessary for a healthy economy. And they both are disgusting.

Pirate infections were common in Orbis, usually infecting the more inactive, younger generations. Most people tolerated the occasional infection until it went away, or suffocated in it. Travelling in groups made infections less common, but those that did were usually much harder to fight off. So the status quo remained unchanged, until recently.

A group of nations united under the symbol of the & was travelling to the monthly convention of previously mentioned groups in the Orbis Swamp, an immense bog filled with onion patches, ogres, and a severe lack of fungi. On the way, however, & spotted a small pirate mushroom. It swore aggressively at them in a strange accent. Naturally, the & was astonished. Mushrooms had no brains and were not supposed to talk. But somehow, this one did, albeit only in curses.

After a while, the & continued on, ignoring the mushroom. It had latched onto a smaller nation, but it was mostly ignored. It detached itself from the & and proceeded to swear again.

The leader of the & walked up to the mushroom and raised its foot above it. He told the mushroom, "Listen here. You can walk away now, or I can hurt you."

Wisely, the mushroom chose to walk away. However, not a day later, it showed up with a possé of several mushrooms. They all stood silently, as brainless fungi tend to do, while the first mushroom ranted mindlessly about an old quote about how fighting its little group was like going to Vietnam.

The & continued on their way to the swamp. Unfortunately, the mushrooms, being brainless, attacked them. Unluckily for them, however, the rest of the Swamp had gone out to greet them, and so they, being intelligent creatures with frontal lobes and sliced bread, squished the mushrooms. Some of them got stuck on the bottoms of their shoes, but they were scraped off and composted in the local onion farm.

Tl;dr: I now write Swamp propaganda.

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Look at this chicken scratch..... can anyone make sense of it?

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If farmer alliances are like pastry of Orbis, then pirate alliances like Arggg are like turd with sugar put into the mixture to make it look like a normal alliance but the stinks gives away their camouflage. 

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>> Look at this chicken scratch..... can anyone make sense of it?

Apparently pirates' braincells are useless when they can't understand simple things that other normal sane player do understand

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33 minutes ago, Baron Shubham said:

>> Look at this chicken scratch..... can anyone make sense of it?

Apparently pirates' braincells are useless when they can't understand simple things that other normal sane player do understand

Dude, the guy is not a pirate

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