ReadingChicken Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I apologize in advance. Please send hate mail via Discord at @ReadingChicke#8828. Pirates are like mushrooms. They both recycle dead resources back into the living world. They both are necessary for a healthy economy. And they both are disgusting. Pirate infections were common in Orbis, usually infecting the more inactive, younger generations. Most people tolerated the occasional infection until it went away, or suffocated in it. Travelling in groups made infections less common, but those that did were usually much harder to fight off. So the status quo remained unchanged, until recently. A group of nations united under the symbol of the & was travelling to the monthly convention of previously mentioned groups in the Orbis Swamp, an immense bog filled with onion patches, ogres, and a severe lack of fungi. On the way, however, & spotted a small pirate mushroom. It swore aggressively at them in a strange accent. Naturally, the & was astonished. Mushrooms had no brains and were not supposed to talk. But somehow, this one did, albeit only in curses. After a while, the & continued on, ignoring the mushroom. It had latched onto a smaller nation, but it was mostly ignored. It detached itself from the & and proceeded to swear again. The leader of the & walked up to the mushroom and raised its foot above it. He told the mushroom, "Listen here. You can walk away now, or I can hurt you." Wisely, the mushroom chose to walk away. However, not a day later, it showed up with a possé of several mushrooms. They all stood silently, as brainless fungi tend to do, while the first mushroom ranted mindlessly about an old quote about how fighting its little group was like going to Vietnam. The & continued on their way to the swamp. Unfortunately, the mushrooms, being brainless, attacked them. Unluckily for them, however, the rest of the Swamp had gone out to greet them, and so they, being intelligent creatures with frontal lobes and sliced bread, squished the mushrooms. Some of them got stuck on the bottoms of their shoes, but they were scraped off and composted in the local onion farm. Tl;dr: I now write Swamp propaganda. 2 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Look at this chicken scratch..... can anyone make sense of it? 1 1 1 Quote A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JERRY_XLII Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Nice post, keep up the propoganda. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Processor Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 27 minutes ago, ReadingChicken said: I now write Swamp propaganda. Maybe he should learn how to write first. But then, appropriate for swamp. Not real bright. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Know what else is fungus? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shubham Sharma Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) If farmer alliances are like pastry of Orbis, then pirate alliances like Arggg are like turd with sugar put into the mixture to make it look like a normal alliance but the stinks gives away their camouflage. Edited October 5, 2020 by Baron Shubham 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isjaki Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 It's funny lmao, I approve 100% 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shubham Sharma Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) >> Look at this chicken scratch..... can anyone make sense of it? Apparently pirates' braincells are useless when they can't understand simple things that other normal sane player do understand Edited October 5, 2020 by Baron Shubham 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murtaza Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 33 minutes ago, Baron Shubham said: >> Look at this chicken scratch..... can anyone make sense of it? Apparently pirates' braincells are useless when they can't understand simple things that other normal sane player do understand Dude, the guy is not a pirate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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