Popular Post Vein Posted September 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2020 (edited) From the office of SYNDICATE, Inc. 2020.9.15 NASSAU, Bahamas It’s time to steal the moon! In best interest for overall space colonization, SYNDICATE Inc. has begun a partnership with the moon-loving Eclipse to steal the moon. Two weeks ago, Eclipse showed up at the front office of SYNDICATE Inc. with boxes of cookies, and instead of buying cookies, t$ decided to take them in. Over a short period of time, t$ convinced Eclipse that selling cookies wasn’t the best way to make money, and showed them the true colors of ROI. The Syndicate showed Eclipse their new money-making scheme: stealing the moon. Using the combined forces of Eclipse’s affinity for theft and the Syndicate’s mastermind scheming ability as well as the horde of e$ minions at their disposal, this is the perfect opportunity to pursue this money-making investment. Because the Syndicate is greedy, the duo has decided upon a 70/30 split of moon real estate and revenue made. The Syndicate has also agreed to hold the moon in their basement, as long as Eclipse can visit on weekends and moon cycles. Along with co-ownership of the newly stolen moon, Eclipse and the Syndicate have decided that it is in best interest for both parties to begin a Mutual Defence and Optional Aggression Pact for earth-related issues, which states the following: Article I: No Annoying Sounds The Syndicate and Eclipse agree that in the instance where there is internal conflict, they will not make annoying sounds to other groups and will handle it internally. Article II: Fart Gun Defense The Syndicate and Eclipse agree that if one party is attacked, the other must use their fart guns to defend. This obligation does not apply to chained calls. Article III: Magical Fairy Princesses The Syndicate and Eclipse agree that if one party aggravates a tea party attack, the other party is allowed to become a fairy princess to help at the discretion of both parties. Article IV: Moon Plan Presentation The Syndicate and Eclipse agree that the plans in this pact shall not be changed, and that no pictures of someone sitting on the toilet will be added to the moon-theft plan presentation. Article V: Bed Time Stories The Syndicate and Eclipse agree that should the treaty be cancelled and one party wants to go to bed, a 72 hour notice must be given before the termination of the treaty for adequate time to think of a bed time story. Signed For The Syndicate Signed For Eclipse Commander: Vein 2ic: Pascal Gaming Specialist: Uniment Defense Specialist: KevinKevKevin Tech Specialist: Hughes IA Specialist: Goober-san Edited September 15, 2020 by Vein 6 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Eclipse Stronk! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zed Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Yes, my minions. Go forth! 2 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seven Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 tldr: money moves 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhonny Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Excited for the future of working with yall! poggers 3 Quote jhonny hi i'm jhonny that's me big boy jhonny jhonny jhonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 tS selling these treaty upgrades like hot cakes lol, congratulations! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Congrats! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post epsteindidntkillhimself Posted September 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Vein said: Signed For Eclipse Commander: Vein 2ic: Pascal Gaming Specialist: Uniment Defense Specialist: KevinKevKevin Tech Specialist: Hughes IA Specialist: Goober-san the lack of respect for nean is appalling. #neanlivesmatter 1 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 And I need you now tonightAnd I need you more than everAnd if you only hold me tightWe'll be holding on forever ..... A total eclipse of the heart And here everyone just thought our FA was too busy getting wasted to do anything.....well that may still be partly correct but we can be functional alcoholics when we put our mind to it. Happy to see this announced friends! 💚 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampus Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Gratz! 3 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bobert Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 don't set Orbis on fire when you reveal the gender of the baby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Patrick Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 This is very welcome news indeed. I look forward to working with you guys on even terms. #itsabouttime #quacksphere #eclipsestronk #riproxche 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 (edited) Vein best magical fairy princess gratz Edited September 15, 2020 by Hime-sama 3 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightKnight Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 looking forward for further collaboration and growth together!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Enjoy the honeymoon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justin076 Posted September 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2020 Two upgrades in one day... angry hippo noises heard in the distance Congrats guys! 5 2 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMorf Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Must be busy over in the corporate offices! Congrats T$ and Eclipse! 2 Quote The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk of Foreign Affairs Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kamala Khan Posted September 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2020 Who’s idea was it to sign an alliance with @Hughes 0/10 time to roll Eclipse :serious: 3 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thamous Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Gg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRiddler Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Disband 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eumirbago Posted September 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2020 I wanna fricking roll Camelot Thank you for making sure that it's gonna happen guys 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodosius Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Where's my prenup? PS Vein you were late, as always 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Congrats on new friendships. Kudos for actually writing out a treaty. But burn all the paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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