Popular Post Prefonteen Posted August 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) Hello guys, I've seen a lot of back-and-forth over the game mechanics. Some of it constructive. Some of it hilarious. Egos are up in a knot and personalities are clashing. There appears to be a large amount of dissent over the functioning over the development team. I come to you with a humble solution.Make Partisan Development Lead. At first glance my suggestion might seem like a bad idea. After all: Partisan can't code. Partisan barely understands the basic banking mechanics and his involvement is limited to trying to not forget to log in every 3 days. Partisan prefers roleplay over actually playing the game. Partisan is a whackjob roleplaying a snake and there is a 50% chance Partisan will eventually try to push some impulsive selfindulgent mechanic that nobody understands in the context of the meta but everybody loves. The PW equivalent of the shiny trinket. But, Partisan's ahem... qualities... as described above (and in general) are exactly what makes him the ideal candidate. Current nepotism will be eliminated: After all, Partisan gives no shits. Partisan will be forced to listen to community feedback, because he doesn't know shit himself. Partisan's likeable ...character... will perfectly grease the inner workings of the development team. Teambuilding is of great importance in any organization; a healthy work-fun balance in company culture provides stability and improved productivity. Partisan will also write better walls of text that are easier to read. But most importantly: Partisan will take the job for you, the community. For your consideration. Edited August 30, 2020 by Prefonteen 10 9 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Keegoz Posted August 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2020 9 8 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) The current autocratic regime stiffling free speech within the development team needs to be brought to an end. The totalitarian dictator Prefontaine must he toppled and with that a new era and prosperity and productivity. Only the true leader of the dev team Prefonteen can usher in such an era of explosive achievements and guide us to our future. #anyonebutprefontaine2020 Edited August 30, 2020 by Leopold von Habsburg 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 I for one would welcome a new snake overlord. Crusty old pirates are smelly ayy lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 I hope that everyone thoroughly considers the fact that the suggestion for Partisan as a member of the dev team got so many thumbs up reactions vs thumbs down reactions on discord that you would be fools not to hire him. 1 1 2 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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