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1 hour ago, Dawgfan5555 said:

Good luck boys. Except you Vader ;)

Emperor Lord Vader ofĀ United Socialist KharimĀ ordered a ground attack upon the nation ofĀ The Nation of ReeceianityĀ led by Pope Reece and eliminated 10 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. Emperor Lord Vader's forces lost 6,808 soldiers and 516 tanks, while Pope Reece's defenders lost 25,950 soldiers and 2,093 tanks. The attack destroyed 352.01 infrastructure in the city ofĀ Majeed TownĀ and 1 improvements. EmperorLord Vader stole $564,150.00 in the attack.

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Emperor Lord Vader ofĀ United Socialist KharimĀ ordered a ground attack upon the nation ofĀ The Nation of ReeceianityĀ led by Pope Reece and eliminated 10 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. Emperor Lord Vader's forces lost 5,570 soldiers and 422 tanks, while Pope Reece's defenders lost 18,670 soldiers and 139 tanks. The attack destroyed 431.21 infrastructure in the city ofĀ La Llorona CityĀ and 0 improvements. Because United Socialist Kharim had Ground Control, they were able to raid The Nation of Reeceianity's airfields. United Socialist Kharim's tanks destroyed 183 aircraft in the attack. EmperorLord Vader stole $482,224.82 in the attack.

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šŸ˜‡Well good luck to you

1 hour ago, Cooper_ said:

I never thought I'd see the day where someone gets declared on by @Menhera. Ā Oh how times have changed in the FAmily.

Best of luck to both of y'all. Ā Really looking forward to Vader &Ā Lossi Smash!Ā 

They grow up so quickly... cries.

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It was all Lossi

1 hour ago, Adrienne said:

10/10 DoW šŸ˜Ā Good luck and have fun!

Thanks, Menny made the meme, I just made font sizes big pretty much.

1 hour ago, Benfro said:

Our children! All grown up and having fun.Ā 
love you all.Ā 

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Peace in our time

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6 hours ago, Erios said:

I'll have you know, that it was me and James who make the Ads, not lazybones.

Yeah wtf I'd rather die than let that leech steal well deserved recognition for our creative genius.Ā 

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THE Definitive James:

KastorCultist,Ā Co-leading Roz WeiĀ Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more.Ā Player of this game for more time than I want to think about...

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39 minutes ago, ForgotPants said:

Hey you promised chocolate but what we got was mocklate. Who handles your refunds?

You can file your complaint and refund request with the Chocolate Castle Milcom department, we apologize your cake wars weren't to your satisfaction. We'll be happy to send you replacements when these ones expire.

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On 8/29/2020 at 12:50 AM, Sidnerius said:

Let's see who wins this ay, i'll be keeping track on the stat server ;)

The Imperium,Chocolate Castle losses:Ā (55 nations)
Units: ```{SOLDIER=1823872, AIRCRAFT=14345, MONEY=545790, MISSILE=5, NUKE=1, SHIP=827, TANK=123274}```Infra: `$646,518,879.99`
Consumption: ```{GASOLINE=124170.40, MUNITIONS=149619.01}```Loot: ```{}```Total: ```{MONEY=764810469.99, URANIUM=250, GASOLINE=125045.40, MUNITIONS=149619.01, STEEL=86447, ALUMINUM=72975}```Converted Total: `$2,519,915,091.93`

The Wei,PathWei losses: (43 nations)
Units: ```{SOLDIER=5550023, AIRCRAFT=34807, MONEY=7483715, MISSILE=14, NUKE=4, SHIP=1549, TANK=187867}```Infra: `$2,313,460,932.27`
Consumption: ```{GASOLINE=68968.86, MUNITIONS=92199.60}```Loot: ```{}```Total: ```{MONEY=2585744782.27, URANIUM=1000, GASOLINE=72018.86, MUNITIONS=92199.60, STEEL=140403.50, ALUMINUM=178435}```Converted Total: `$4,675,688,228.75`

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In other words:

Chocolate Empire Losses: $2,519,915,091.93

Wei Losses: $4,675,688,228.75

Net Damages for Chocolate Empire: ~$2.1Bn, happy now?

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7 hours ago, Erios said:

Le gasp, you mean you took 2.5 billion damage so far when you were fully militarized and we weren't, plus you had the element of surprise for your blitz?

Sorry, we didn't know you wanted us to tell you about the blitz ahead of time.Ā WeĀ wanted the party to be a surpriseĀ šŸ˜¢

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9 hours ago, Erios said:

Le gasp, you mean you took 2.5 billion damage so far when you were fully militarized and we weren't, plus you had the element of surprise for your blitz?

Yeah, S.A.L.T. nukes do quite a bit of damage to high infra

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"Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan

"Iā€™m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095

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10 hours ago, Erios said:

Le gasp, you mean you took 2.5 billion damage so far when you were fully militarized and we weren't, plus you had the element of surprise for your blitz?

Well observed, they took some damage, as does everyone in an offensive war, because youā€™re gonna use resources and get nuked if nothing else. Doesnā€™t reflect poorly on them in any way.

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On 8/29/2020 at 7:41 PM, Lord Vader said:

You can file your complaint and refund request with the Chocolate Castle Milcom department, we apologize your cake wars weren't to your satisfaction. We'll be happy to send you replacements when these ones expire.

Don't put any salt in the next one, my tears will do the job ok?

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On 8/30/2020 at 12:11 PM, Erios said:

Le gasp, you mean you took 2.5 billion damage so far when you were fully militarized and we weren't, plus you had the element of surprise for your blitz?

Current Wei Losses:Ā $7,087,778,479.19 (+$4.56Bn in losses since we last spoke)

Current Chocolate Empire Losses:Ā $2,403,721,011.708 (-$100M in losses since last spoke, due to loot)

Idk about you, but I would say that means we did pretty good.

23 hours ago, ForgotPants said:

Don't put any salt in the next one, my tears will do the job ok?

Lol, alright

Peace in our time

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On 8/28/2020 at 9:50 PM, Lord Vader said:

It was all Lossi

Queen Lossi takes no official responsibility for the declaration of war.Ā  My job kicks in afterĀ war is declared.

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12 hours ago, Lord Vader said:

Current Wei Losses:Ā $7,087,778,479.19 (+$4.56Bn in losses since we last spoke)

Current Chocolate Empire Losses:Ā $2,403,721,011.708 (-$100M in losses since last spoke, due to loot)

I provide results, not causes.

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"It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius

"Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan

"Iā€™m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095

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On 8/30/2020 at 2:11 PM, Erios said:

Le gasp, you mean you took 2.5 billion damage so far when you were fully militarized and we weren't, plus you had the element of surprise for your blitz?

Is anyone gonna tell him that the fact that they were not fully militarized hurts this argument?

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