Popular Post The Titan Posted August 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2020 The Emperor and His Chocolate Preface It was a hot summer morning as Emperor Lord Vader had just gotten out of bed, he was heading to the royal kitchen to receive his morning chocolate, as always. Then the cook handed him his chocolate bar, but to the Emperor’s surprise, it wasn’t his favorite, Hershey’s, it was Swiss Chocolate. “What is this?” Vader said, glaring at his cook, to which the cook replied “the best chocolate in the world, just trust me,” Vader, being very trusting in his cook, took a bite of the chocolate. He had never tasted anything so perfect in his life. “Where did this come from?” asked Vader, the cook replied, “Chocolate Castle.” Vader then said “send the entire army, we must have their chocolate.” The Imperium and Chocolate Castle hereby enter into this treaty of Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression. Article I: Peace, And Chocolate The Imperium and Chocolate Castle, referred to herein as the signatories, agree that no acts of aggression should be made towards the other, whether diplomatically or militaristically. Neither signatory will be permitted to lie to, poach from, or manipulate the other in any way. The signatories agree to share intelligence in private, that may affect the other or both the signatories in any way. Article II: Mutual Defense Should either of the signatories come under attack, they may request aid via the proper channels, in which case the other signatory is required to provide both militaristic and diplomatic assistance. The signatories are encouraged to provide financial and technological aid when necessary, however this is considered optional. Article III: Optional Aggression Should either signatory wish to engage in offensive action against any party, the other signatory has the option of joining them. Article IV: Bravery, If Necessary If any signatory is forced to cease hostilities while in the aid of the other, the remaining signatory must respect their sovereignty, and wish them luck in the rebuild. Article V: Amendments With unanimous agreement by both signatories, this treaty may be modified in any way, as the signatories see fit. Article VI: Cancellation If either signatory gets tired of eating so much chocolate together, they must give the other signatory 72 hours notice, during this period Articles I, II and IV are still in effect. Following the completion of this duration, this treaty is considered null and void. Signatures On behalf of The Imperium, /s/ Lord Vader, Emperor /s/ TigerFire, Primarch of Economics /s/ Pewdiepie, Primarch of Internal Affairs On behalf of Chocolate Castle, /s/ Menhera - Popess /s/ Lossi - Queen 13 21 2 Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Menhera Posted August 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2020 starts mass producing chocolate for the interstellar empire 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffins Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Happy Muffin Noises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryks Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Starts buying chocolate Quote Photos taken moments before disaster: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isjaki Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Congratulations! Send some chocolate to my nation ty ❤ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerFire Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 YAYYYYYY CHOCOLATEEEEEEE! Super excited for this partnership 😋 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Isjaki said: Congratulations! Send some chocolate to my nation ty ❤ Will do 😜 Edited August 2, 2020 by Lord Vader Well -> Will 1 Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Chocolate is overrated 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Bobert said: Chocolate is overrated White roses are overrated Edited August 2, 2020 by Lord Vader 1 2 2 Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Iroh Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Congrats, May chocolate rain from the heavens! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malachi Vegas Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 "The royal kitchen" xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Congrats on the treaty! May the Chocolate be with you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurgerSlayin Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 I'm happy as long as I get some of that sweet, sweet chocolate :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Just now, BurgerSlayin said: I'm happy as long as I get some of that sweet, sweet chocolate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pewdiepie Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Glad to see top quality chocolate being imported here 😋 . I WANT IT!! 1 Quote ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Disband 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasGuardian Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Pog chocolates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) No tldr, I'm mad... still waiting for the Chocolate Crusades upon the Chocolate heretics too. In due seriousness, good luck folks. Edited August 2, 2020 by Daveth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Kryze Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Yay! Now I’m going to go eat some chocolate y’all! Quote Your fav goth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingNinja Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Daveth said: No tldr, I'm mad... still waiting for the Chocolate Crusades upon the Chocolate heretics too. In due seriousness, good luck folks. Bruh @Daveth I legit forgot a Tl;Dr. 🤦♂️ Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Happy Days, prosperity to us both! Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lossi Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 The chocolate must flow 2 Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Not a good move. I hear CC is led by a mint chocolate nonbeliever. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 So, wait, you send in your armies to loot the chocolate.... then the next sentence is an MDOAP treaty? We missed all the action! Damnit I hate smash cuts 😧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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