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Aqua-Corpsman
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Post a funny story. You may post more than once. Winner is the most upvoted. I pay winner 5M.
If I win then I keep the 5M.
I will post one of mine after whoever wants to go first.
Simple really, have fun and enjoy reading!

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To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)
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K, I'll go then.
So I'm at RTC for the USNSCC, and it's week 2 I believe. I remember being drilled to not mix up the petty officers and chiefs. I was pretty good at it.
Until a chief in a PT uniform walked in my cube. Naturally I go,
"Attention on deck!" and we all snap to attention.
I was fixing my rack, doing the I.D trick to tuck it in all nice. He said,
"What are you doing, Recruit [insert my last name here]?"
"Fixing my rack p-petty-CHIEF!"
I called a chief a petty chief. 
He got every petty officer and chief in the training to yell at me for misrating him. They also made me write a new page in my bible about the new E-6 1/2 rate.
It was a joke for the rest of training.

That was a shitty story in retrospect, I have much better. I just want to start this off. Also, yes it's real. 

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To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)
<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord.

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