Popular Post Redarmy Posted April 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) "Brezzers: There are 106 miles to Greatwall, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, and last but not least, we have the full support of Vexz. Redarmy: Hit it" Valinor Rides Again! Captain Brazzer’s Space Log #10318 We have left Xandar to meet on neutral ground with the threat known as ASM. This One big union hopes to create an anarcho-syndicalist state throughout Orbis. We come to offer them assistance in this endeavor in hopes that they will not gain access to the required space technology to reach Xandar themselves and that earth alone will sate the red panda’s thirst for destruction and revolution. The orange creature with wild eyes they call Durmij is the main contact for this expedition. Once again, the Trash Leaf child is as annoying as the day I met him, maybe one day he’ll finally leaf me alone. He and the blitzed wizard continuously dance around the spaceship singing about mushrooms, snakes, and the return of elves. As always, Utz Quality Potato Chips remains my rock. Without his salty hand, I fear this vessel would have long since devolved into chaos. I hope we can make safe contact and avoid getting hugged by the Panda’s vengeance. Red Panda’s Wooden Log Entry #5071 Ate some bamboo leaves. There was something about a treaty signing today. Don’t know, I’d rather hug the spaceship with fire. But here we are. Redarmy said something about “Carrying a Big Stick” So I’m going to the woods today before they get here to grab one. Maybe they’ll give me something better to take notes on than this log, running out of room to carve stuff on here. Commie Entry #1720 Arrived this morning. The panda actually brought a stick. A God damned stick! And Bails has this crazed look in his eye. He keeps staring at the camera muttering something about candy… I hope they don’t screw this up. Dearly Beloved, we gather here today to unite two halves of one whole. While previously separated by war, we now reunite as one big happy family. Valinor Rides Again! And enter into the May Accords Preamble: Nova (Not the Riata Kind, can we get a F in chat for them my dudes), the one true space adventurer, and Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics (ASM, oh no commies! Weirdos, amiright?), The One Big Union, enter into an agreement of solidarity, prosperity, and whale hunting adventures (current company included). I. R.E.S.P.E.C.T., Find out what it means to me. Both ASM and Nova, and future signing parties agree that there will be no interference in either the general strikes of the Union or the space territory acquisitions of Nova. All may participate in fun activities of signed parties, including and up to illegal smuggling of space goods, and protesting fascism II. Gimme Some Lovin’ About General Strikes and Orbital Bombardments Nova, ASM, and future signed parties agree that an injury to one is an injury to all and will assist each other in the destruction of hostile forces through any means necessary. ASM, Nova, and future signed parties retain the option to withhold action and ordinance or assist in the destruction when one party is starting a riot. III. Everybody Needs Somebody for the Revolution All signed parties agree to share information pertinent to the revolution of the One Big Union, any space trouble that might be warping in from quadrant 6, or other information to aid one another against threats. IV. You Better Think About Acceptance into the Collective Whether by the threat of strike or self-actualization to join, no alliance will be permitted to join the union stated here without the full support of all other alliances at the bargaining table. V. Negotiation of the Treaty, The Old Landmark All alliances herewith agree to a collective bargaining period were the articles of this agreement may be discussed and revoted on. A vote of 2/3rd of the leadership of aligned alliances to change an article. VI. Cheaper to Keep Her: Withdrawing From The Union A member may withdraw in a body bag or a pinewood box, your choice of color, no third option. VII. Let There Be Drums: Other Extracurricular Activities All alliances agree to listen to Sid Valley Radio every Tuesday as a show of Union Solidarity. All alliances agree to pester @Vexz at any given opportunity for the betterment of the treaty partners as a whole. Lord of Visions and Dreams - Captain Rezzers Lord of Crafts and Dwarves - Commie!!!!! Thoron of Milcom - Utz Chips Thoron of Milcom - PikaBails Thoron of IA - Blood Red Panda Thoron of IA - Qwertitty Thoron of FA - DurmGritty Thoron of Economics - Trash Leaf Weed Boy Thoron of Economics - Joseph Stupidious Maximus Kano of Milcom - Mr. Splat Rusha B Kano of IA - DANG IT Kano of IA - Shortest Bird; probably an Emu Kano of IA - Bear “Terrorizer of Micros” son Kano of IA - Person of too many names Kano of FA - Corteaux, The Great Lawnmower Kano of Economics - One of THEM TL;DR The Nova Corp exist, we think. Some paper got signed or something. I was drinking when this was written. Also there is some memes in here from Val and CB days or so I am told. Edited April 29, 2020 by Redarmy Formatting 4 12 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Valinor Rides Again! @Vexz Great to be working with you all again! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearson Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 real shit? commie bloc confirmed commie bloc confirmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Congrats! 1 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TribemanStalin Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Join roxche plebs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pasky Darkfire Posted April 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, TribemanStalin said: Join roxche plebs What the hell is a roxche? Is that contagious? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, Pasky Darkfire said: What the hell is a roxche? Is that contagious? Given how small and inactive the alliance is, I doubt it. 2 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 The Carthago Communist Party supports this message. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mhearl Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Am I also allowed to pester vexz? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 Just now, Mhearl said: Am I also allowed to pester vexz? Always! 1 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Shorten Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Valinor rides again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Redarmy said: TL;DR The Nova Corp exist, we think. Some paper got signed or something. I was drinking when this was written. Also there is some memes in here from Val and CB days or so I am told. Is that my wife licking the screen? ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share Posted April 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kevanovia said: Is that my wife licking the screen? ? That would be @Bails Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I should probably post a DoE huh? 1 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bezzers said: I should probably post a DoE huh? I was under the assumption that this was our DoE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 53 minutes ago, durmij said: Given how small and inactive the alliance is, I doubt it. I give them props for following social distancing guidelines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vexz Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Redarmy said: TL;DR The Nova Corp exist, we think. Some paper got signed or something. I was drinking when this was written. Also there is some memes in here from Val and CB days or so I am told. I don't know where to start with this announcement. Obviously that last agreement is adorable in it's own way, but thinking of Basil as "Trash Leaf Child" does compensate for it not only because it's an insult towards Basil but as his mother, I can attest to it being a valid name for him. Nevertheless seeing this theme revolves around Valinor and the lovely people who once lived there and also Basil coming back together to be united once more I can't dislike it, so I'm all for it. Congrats guys and suck it Basil o/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Vexz said: Congrats guys and suck it Basil o/ Aww, thanks mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Patrick Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Pasky Darkfire said: What the hell is a roxche? Is that contagious? We spread like the plague. 58 minutes ago, durmij said: Given how small and inactive the alliance is, I doubt it. Small? Yes Inactive? idk about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Good luck here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Please spare me... I'm still having flashbacks from the last commie "revolution". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share Posted April 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Deulos said: Please spare me... I'm still having flashbacks from the last commie "revolution". Since you asked nicely, you will be spare in the anarcho-syndicalist revolution whenever we get it. Been to busy drinking. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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