Popular Post Artifex Posted April 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) We are One, we are perfect, we are the Valkorion Collective. Delete your military and surrender your cities. We will add your memetic and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your alliance will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Valkorion The All? I thought not. It's not a story the $yndicate would tell you. It's a Rose legend. Darth Valkorion was a Emperor of Rose, so powerful and so wise he could use Keno to influence the code to create pixels… He had such a knowledge of Keno that he could even keep the ones he cared about from losing pixels. The dark side of Keno is a pathway to many cities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… The only thing he was afraid of was hegemonies. Fortunately, he taught his clone everything he knew, then his clone duplicated with him in his sleep. Sexy. He could save others from duplication, but not himself. Valkorion Collective rises. Edited April 19, 2020 by Malleator 11 1 4 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Malleator said: Snip Hey wait, April Fools was weeks ago... 2 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Collective? I always knew Valk was a commie. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Me Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Just now, Hime-sama said: Hey wait, April Fools was weeks ago... Yes, but Mal is a fool all year round. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Danzek Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Malleator said: We are One, we are perfect, we are the Valkorion Collective. Delete your military and surrender your cities. We will add your memetic and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your alliance will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. no u Edited April 18, 2020 by Borg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 My computer crashed while loading your alliance page. 10/10 would load again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 prior to this launch I learned that Valk has 6' pp and I became immediately aroused. This is great. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) We are Valk. All is Valk. Edited April 18, 2020 by Kevanovia 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Valkorion Baratheon Posted April 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2020 Lmfao at this point I have no idea which one of my clones is the real me. No, seriously, it's a legit problem. Everyone on discord has my pfp and even changed their username to Valkorion Baratheon..... 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I have spare napalm if needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamic Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Be sure to come celebrate Valkanization Week (thanks Shiho) with us! 1 Quote Horizon Guard of Rose Internal Affairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemek Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 9 hours ago, Valkorion Baratheon said: Lmfao at this point I have no idea which one of my clones is the real me. No, seriously, it's a legit problem. Everyone on discord has my pfp and even changed their username to Valkorion Baratheon..... 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asierith Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 This nearly crashed my browser. I don't know what forces you have unleashed, but I fear them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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