Popular Post Lossi Posted March 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2020 When he was but a wee child of 7 years old, Smoth traveled to the faraway land of Switzerland. Holding his mother’s hand, the little excitable boy skipped up and down the airport, munching on his favourite chocolate: Hershey’s. Upon seeing the big, silver letters emblazoned on a brown background, passersby gawked and pointed, saying “Look, look! Look what that little boy is eating! Does he not know what he does?” And indeed, Smith had no idea. His mother, however, kind and wise, knew that she would have to protect her child from the discriminatory Swiss. Rushing towards the nearest chocolate stand (of which there were many, for the Swiss loved their name and their chocolate the rich bastards), she grabbed the first Swiss chocolate she saw, and shoved it in Smith’s hands, ripping the Hershey’s bar from his hands and throwing it in the bin. Now, Smith was a reasonable child but in him was born the rebellious fire of the American Hershey’s Lad; a courageous spirit destined to overthrow the Swiss Chocolate Hegemons. He had thought of many ways to prevent eating the tasty wonderful ohsogood Swiss chocolate, but upon his mother’s insistence, he acquiesced and bit into the bar hesitantly. Smith’s mouth exploded with flavour unlike anything he had eaten. Alas, after he and his mother departed from the airport, he never got to taste the Swiss delicacy again. On that dark, terrible day, Smith vowed he would never ever eat Swiss chocolate again, for it had given him a taste of paradise and yet robbed him of his freedom. He would put it down wherever he went, and would counsel all his friends to do the same. Now Smith wanders the lands preaching the benefits of Hershey’s and spins woeful tales of the boy who went mad on his trip to Switzerland. In his dreams, he still tastes the glorious Swiss product. For this reason we announce the existence of Chocolate Castle, to bring the taste of good chocolate to Smith once more. We are a small alliance with the simple goal of creating a nice community and to play the game with our friends ^.^ It will be a welcoming place for those who just like to chat a bit and have a good time. Chocolate Popess: Menhera Chocolate Queen: Lossi (a.k.a. Rosey Song) Holy Knight of Military Command: Aether Holy Knight of Internal Affairs: Illen Holy Knight of Economics: Psweet We understand that no micro can exist just by itself for long, which is why we are happy to announce the Nom Nom Accords. The Knights Radiant has agreed to provide us with military, economic, and other necessary support, in exchange for fulfilling all of their chocolate based needs. Menhera the Chocolate Popess Lossi the Chocolate Queen 15 21 Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Illenium Posted March 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2020 Chocolate is yum 11 Quote Kitsune magics are fun~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Arawra Posted March 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2020 11 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgiumFury Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 As I Belgian I support this endavour 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Haha nerds. Menny is an evil swiss. Illen is a lewd hamburger. #hersheys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Em chocolate gives cavaties. Disband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xavier Renarus Posted March 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2020 So how much do you want for the name? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denison Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Just now, Xavier Renarus said: So how much do you want for the name? I get a 10% fee for the idea. 2 Quote Janny Larpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 You’ll share your chocolate... Right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 And for reference: Hershey's is the cheap crapolate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Renarus Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) Just a normal everyday Chocolate salesman my good sir. A Chocolate Castle is a piece of art by my local chefs. It's entirely worth the price for purchase. And share it for free? My good sir, that’s chocolatism. Edited March 12, 2020 by Xavier Renarus Replaced communism with Hershey’s official communist brand 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lossi Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Xavier Renarus said: So how much do you want for the name? Err, due to a lack of supply from companies that aren't lindt, we were forced into a trademarked name of Lindt Castle instead! ? Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Renarus Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Rosey Song said: Err, due to a lack of supply from companies that aren't lindt, we were forced into a trademarked name of Lindt Castle instead! ? That’s a arbitrary DoE surcharge of $50 mil good sir. However, you can annul that surcharge for 3/5 the price for a brand new Chocolate Castle. That special offer is only going on for the next hour or so however, the clock is ticking. Edited March 11, 2020 by Xavier Renarus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lossi Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Xavier Renarus said: That’s a arbitrary DoE surcharge of $50 mil good sir. Good ma'am, I will have you know. Lindt has already secured our naming rights, any inquiries will have to be sent to them. ^.^ Edited March 11, 2020 by Rosey Song Typing on a phone is hard Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mksinky Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Cadburys is the best tho ^^ good luck and may the chocolate be as sweet as the soup was hot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Legoboyvdlp said: Cadburys is the best tho ^^ good luck and may the chocolate be as sweet as the soup was hot! The Chocolate Is Hot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 This is propaganda 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mksinky Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Changeup said: The Chocolate Is Hot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldyHammer Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Will there be some sort of lactose free option for us sadly lactose intolerant people? Congratulations to all 4 minutes ago, Smith said: This is propaganda I think you mean... smothaganda 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lossi Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Legoboyvdlp said: Cadburys is the best tho ^^ good luck and may the chocolate be as sweet as the soup was hot! Cadbury wasn't able to meet our quotas, but we do enjoy their chocolate none the less 1 Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empiur Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=57265 LMAO This is why u dont DOE ahead of time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lossi Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Azazel said: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=57265 LMAO This is why u dont DOE ahead of time ? Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunara Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Sounds yummy. I love chocolate so much that I lost some teeth at one point. Congrats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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