Popular Post Buck Turgidson Posted February 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2020 (edited) Dear Earthbound Humans, With little effort, the Darwinium of Slugs landed on the Moon in the early hours of February 22nd, 2020. Motivated by a desire to be counted among the nations who strove, as a matter of national pride, to declare that they had made a landing, Goramn Buck Turgidson, who more often refers to his selfs in the second person, donned his aluminum hat, strapped into his seat, and left the surely bonds of the Earth with the deft click of his Deathadder Elite. He took a moment to remember the contribution his MX518 made to earlier efforts in propulsion and warhead delivery technology that made this moment possible. Here is one of the first photos he took from the surface: The rest of the pictures look eerily similar. A sharp-eyed observer will note that there is literally no one else there. Therefore, this picture proves that all who "landed" before the Great Darwinium of Slugs were lying. Rumours are that they filmed their missions in an abandoned hangar in Hollywood - OJ Simpson even made a movie about it. Even the good folks at the History Channel agree that what I say may be true. Thus, in a mix of surprise, disappointment, and elation, Goramn Buck Turgidson hereby accuses all landings before that of Slugkind to be elaborate hoaxes, and claims the first bona fide Moon Landing. To mark the occasion, we are especially delighted to have installed a permanent solar-powered radio station in honour of the first such hoaxer, as they inspired us to actually achieve this great feat. The inscription on is reads "FREZASAN" and it plays this song on an infinite loop: Thank you for your attention. I hope this clears things up. You may now return to your mud. Edited February 22, 2020 by Buck Turgidson 19 1 Are you originally from Earth, too? Proud owner of Harry's goat. It's mine now. I now own MinesomeMC's goat, too. It's starting to look like a herd. Yep, it is a herd. Aldwulf has added his goat, too, and it ain't Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zevfer Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 Ok boomer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Come protect your claim @Frezasan What moon excisting, conspiracy is the truth here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Turgidson Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 Every time I see that ugly moon, it reminds me of you @Frezasan Are you originally from Earth, too? Proud owner of Harry's goat. It's mine now. I now own MinesomeMC's goat, too. It's starting to look like a herd. Yep, it is a herd. Aldwulf has added his goat, too, and it ain't Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Turgidson Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 It's spelled 'Berma'. OK BERMA. Are you originally from Earth, too? Proud owner of Harry's goat. It's mine now. I now own MinesomeMC's goat, too. It's starting to look like a herd. Yep, it is a herd. Aldwulf has added his goat, too, and it ain't Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frezasan Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 gay and cringe and disliked, get fricked nvm can't dislike 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Lmfao I knew it. They never came back with anything of value, you'd think if you spent all that time going to the moon you'd at least bring some lead or iron or something back. But nooooo. To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 How do I know this particular "moon landing" didn't also happen in a sound studio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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