Popular Post Artifex Posted February 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 10, 2020 The Commonwealth is Now Proudly Sponsored by The Coca Cola Company. I know this is shocking, but I'll do my best to explain; as we all know, Alex doesn't care about anything but money, knowing this, we at The Commonwealth knew if we wanted to quickly win the war, we had to give Alex a lot of money, but where were we to get a lot of money? This is where the gracious folks at the Coca Cola Company stepped in. The Coca Cola Company, if you didn't know, make and sell a wide variety of very delicious drinks. They agreed to sponsor our admin bribe if we took control of the Lime color bloc at some point and changed it to advertise the amazing taste of their extremely popular beverage: Sprite. We of course immediately accepted and the rest is history. For the record, all it took for Alex to accept our deal was a total of $4.99 and a two liter of Sprite. Because of this, we were able to pocket the rest of the multi-million dollar deal, and we plan to use the money to translate Australian magazines to English in order to use them to recruit the British into our new upcoming, TOTALLY LEGAL AND LEGIT, alliance, "Enjoy the Great Taste of Coca Cola," otherwise known as EtGToCC. Thank you for your time. Signed For The Commonwealth - Malleator : Soon to be Fired Deputy Minister of Machines and Growth For The Coca Cola Company - James Quincey : Chief Executive OfficerPlease note that Alex did not accept any bribe, The Commonwealth is in no way affiliated with the Coca Cola Company, and this entire thread is a lie/satire that has been disavowed and disallowed by the entire government of The Commonwealth, yes that includes Malleator. Thank you for your patience and please vote Sprite for best color bloc name. Love you. ❤️ 1 31 6 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgiumFury Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Kek, need to get a Rose sponsorship from some random ass socialist part from who knows where. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackRackham429 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 welp time to get TR a sponsorship from Marlboro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elijah Mikaelson Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Cadbury's owned by Mondelez worth 63 billion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namukara Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Hi, I am one of the few people who is able to speak both Australian and English. For some of your money, as well as the refreshing case of Coca-Cola, I will totally sell out my alliance by helping you recruit the british. I have to eat, and fillet steaks and truffles are very expensive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight k Schrute Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Forget coca cola beverages, try these? downloadfile.bin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDunny Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 I will do it for a pack of Ramen. The good kind, though. Top Ramen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havgle Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 A&W makes better products... 1 Quote "Havgle is a piece of sh*t" -probably everyone in Orbis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Another reason to dislike tCW. Push your teeth rotting propaganda elsewhere. I only drink the relatively low calorie Mountain Dew Kickstart™ in each of its eight delicious flavours. 1 Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havgle Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Zig gets heart attack from the caffeine rip 1 Quote "Havgle is a piece of sh*t" -probably everyone in Orbis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon I Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said: Another reason to dislike tCW. Push your teeth rotting propaganda elsewhere. I only drink the relatively low calorie Mountain Dew Kickstart™ in each of its eight delicious flavours. I can get onboard with Mountain Dew...my veins are filled with that precious liquid. However, Kickstarts are just nasty...the only ones that I can barely drink is the Midnight Grape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 There's a kangaroo loose in the top paddock of whatever seppo dreamed up this yarn. We Aussies speak the Queen's lingo just fine, mate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeric Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 37 minutes ago, Dillon I said: I can get onboard with Mountain Dew...my veins are filled with that precious liquid. However, Kickstarts are just nasty...the only ones that I can barely drink is the Midnight Grape. I lived off MD for 2 years while working 3rd. The grape isn't bad. The black cherry is good with a little vodka 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 I wonder if I could get Macca’s to sponsor me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 38 minutes ago, Avakael said: There's a kangaroo loose in the top paddock of whatever seppo dreamed up this yarn. We Aussies speak the Queen's lingo just fine, mate. Can anyone translate this? I'm offering 3 manwha chapters. 1 3 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, ArcKnox said: Can anyone translate this? I'm offering 3 manwha chapters. Paging @Sketchy and @Keegoz 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Avakael said: There's a kangaroo loose in the top paddock of whatever seppo dreamed up this yarn. We Aussies speak the Queen's lingo just fine, mate. Wait.... you're a fellow Aussie? @Buorhann @ArcKnox Also the translation is, ;,p "There's a Kangaroo loose in the top paddock of whatever seppo (Seppo is slang for Americans, its short for Septic Tank, which is rythming slang for Yank and also cause Americans are said to be full of shit (Like how Americans say we don't have freedom cause we don't have gun rights). Don't take it personally its just typical banter) dreamed up this yarn (Highly exaggerated story). We Aussies speak the Queen's Lingo just fine, mate. (We speak the proper British English just with our Aussie twist, since unlike you Americans we aren't lazy f**ks who forget their 'u' in words like Honour, or Armour. ;,p) Edited February 11, 2020 by Sphinx 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sphinx said: Wait.... you're a fellow Aussie? Why is everyone always surprised to discover this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Avakael said: Why is everyone always surprised to discover this? What state/city you from mate? I'm in Sydney. Also never knew that, we're bloody everywhere in this game...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 21 minutes ago, Sphinx said: Wait.... you're a fellow Aussie? @Buorhann @ArcKnox Also the translation is, ;,p "There's a Kangaroo loose in the top paddock of whatever seppo (Seppo is slang for Americans, its short for Septic Tank, which is rythming slang for Yank and also cause Americans are said to be full of shit (Like how Americans say we don't have freedom cause we don't have gun rights). Don't take it personally its just typical banter) dreamed up this yarn (Highly exaggerated story). We Aussies speak the Queen's Lingo just fine, mate. (We speak the proper British English just with our Aussie twist, since unlike you Americans we aren't lazy f**ks who forget their 'u' in words like Honour, or Armour. ;,p) Well I am a man of my word. You'll get your 2 chapters in 3-4 weeks after we verify that your build and color are in compliance and you're in the proper tax bracket. 1 3 1 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viselli Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 I can already see the fruits of this partnership 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletethisaccount Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Viselli said: I can already see the fruits of this partnership GT Sport!!! Doesn't she look beautiful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 35 minutes ago, Sphinx said: What state/city you from mate? I'm in Sydney. Also never knew that, we're bloody everywhere in this game...... Adelaide. I know I wasn't the only one from here, but the only other player I can think of has deleted with BK/GoG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamala Khan Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 I swear, if you pick a random player, there’s at least a 20% chance they’re Australian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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