Popular Post Asierith Posted January 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 25, 2020 After months of fruitless effort, a great truth was uncovered. The descendants of the great elephants of yore, used by Hannibal to bring Rome to its knees and thought lost to time, had finally been found. Though the leader of this great commonwealth was hesitant, locked in his love for Rome, eventually he saw the light. For the future, much as the past, was purple, giant and oddly endearing. The future was bloody great Purple Elephants Articles: Article I - Non Aggression There are enough people in the world who want to pillage, raze and salt good land. The signatories agree to use their salt for other purposes and other people. If some accidental salting does occur, diplomatic channels will be used to clear up the mess. Article II - Mutual Defense In the event that someone decides to begin poaching the booming population of purple elephants, the signatories agree to release their inner David Attenborough and intervene militarily, politically and, if they desire, economically in the collective defense of the aforementioned elephants. Article III - Optional Aggression Sometimes in life, you just want to ride an elephant across the alps together and export salt directly to the fields of someone else. Consequently, the signatories reserve the right to join each other in offensive operations. Article IV - Intelligence Sharing Dead civilisations hold hidden secrets, so if either of the signatories find prophecies of doom in their respective archeological digs, they agree to share them with the other party. Article V - Non-Chaining Once again, since one of the both parties condemn slavery, the signatories agree that elephants should not be chained without their consent (some like it more than others). If an attack upon a signatory is as a result of third-party obligations, Article II of this treaty should be considered optional. Article VI - Cancellation Much like certain ancient civilisations and their more questionable contracts, some treaties must come to an end. The signatories agree to provide 72 hours notice prior to cancellation, so hatches can be battened, salt supplies divided. During this period, the treaty will still be in effect. Signatories: Carthago: Suffet: El Chach Elder: Asierith Elder: Daveth Elder: Krampus Elder: Antonio The Commonwealth: Prime Minister: Sphinx Chief of Staff: Purplemoon/Yui Minister of Finance: Christian Dahl Minister of Foreign Affairs: Purplemoon/Yui Minister of Internal Affairs: Lionstar Marshal of The Commonwealth: RightHonorable Minister of Machines: Haris Minister of Growth: Skepta Deputy Ministers of Finance: Edgeworth, LukeTP, Putmir Vladin Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Aesir Deputy Ministers of Defense: Pericles, Reuben, Lee II Deputy Minister of Machines: Malleator Deputy Minister of Growth: Dillon I Advisors: Anti-Social Evil Bastard: Who Me Drunk Alex Jones: Kalev60 Minion Aficionado: Julian Rederic Gray Chief Viking: Sven Shieldmaker Caudillismo y Dictadura: Don Juan TL:DR Carthago and the Commonwealth sign and MDoAP 7 2 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) Looking forward to working together, even if you are filthy Punics. ;,p Edited January 25, 2020 by Sphinx typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 That purple elephant is great, lol. 1 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blob Man Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Good to see alliances co-operating Quote Blobs of the world, unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asierith Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sphinx said: Looking forward to work together, even if you are filthy Punics. ;,p Damn Romanophile! 2 minutes ago, Malleator said: That purple elephant is great, lol. Bow before the editing power of MS Word 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lory(FlyingDutchMan) Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Hmm very very interesting Asierith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRM Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Just a few months ago, Sphinx was making offshores that had the description stating that Carthage "doesn't burn in a day". Sphinx rly wanted Carthago rolled. Now they are friendy-friends! Oh how memories are short. ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mr. Goober said: Just a few months ago, Sphinx was making offshores that had the description stating that Carthage "doesn't burn in a day". Sphinx rly wanted Carthago rolled. Now they are friendy-friends! Oh how memories are short. ?? I might hate Punics, but Carthago are one of the good ones, even for a cold hearted Roman Imperialist such as myself. ;,v Edited January 25, 2020 by Sphinx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asierith Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mr. Goober said: Just a few months ago, Sphinx was making offshores that had the description stating that Carthage "doesn't burn in a day". Sphinx rly wanted Carthago rolled. Now they are friendy-friends! Oh how memories are short. ?? We're knee deep in stockholm syndrome, tbh 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletethisaccount Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Even though I have no idea what all these history jokes are about, I'm very happy to be defending the purple elephants alongside our new mates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I for one welcome our new ellie friends, even if they are romanophiles. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 auflösen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Congratulations! 1 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 o/ Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Epi said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 You're treaty spamming because you're losing and Carthago is probably going to merge into you anyways. 1 Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Inst said: You're treaty spamming because you're losing and Carthago is probably going to merge into you anyways. Sounds exactly what a loser would say. Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 minute ago, REAP3R said: Sounds exactly what a loser would say. What it sounds like is something someone who's pored over virtually every individual nation on both sides alongside many of the conflicts might say. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Inst said: What it sounds like is something someone who's pored over virtually every individual nation on both sides alongside many of the conflicts might say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 11 hours ago, Mr. Goober said: Just a few months ago, Sphinx was making offshores that had the description stating that Carthage "doesn't burn in a day". Sphinx rly wanted Carthago rolled. Now they are friendy-friends! Oh how memories are short. ?? Roq holds enough grudges for the rest of the game combined. 2 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Zygon said: As with our recent conversation in PM, more like insanity. Hatred is something I've long since left behind. I am a weapon, meant to be used to destroy the enemies of my masters. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 22 minutes ago, Inst said: As with our recent conversation in PM, more like insanity. Hatred is something I've long since left behind. I am a weapon, meant to be used to destroy the enemies of my masters. If I am losing, does that mean you will at last grant me your support as I am now the underdog? Finally, after all these years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Prefonteen said: If I am losing, does that mean you will at last grant me your support as I am now the underdog? Finally, after all these years... I'm busy comparing you to Goge Vandire in coalition chats. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Inst said: I'm busy comparing you to Goge Vandire in coalition chats. Nobody probably understands you then, I bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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