Popular Post JT Jag Posted January 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) The forces of Opus Dei (GOONS, the New Pacific Order, Black Knights, Guardians of the Galaxy), various alliances associated with them (including Camelot, the United Socialist Nations, Polaris, Guinea Pig Whaling Corps and Brotherhood of Clouds, Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics and Heaven's Gate) as well as the forces of Covenant (UPN and Acadia), collectively referred to as “Memesphere”, henceforth enter into this agreement with the entity referred to as “Schrutesphere” (Schrute Farms, World Task Force, Horsemen, Pantheon) and various alliances associated with them (including the Federation of Commerce States and and Deathly Hallows, The Regiment and The Federation): Clause One: Memesphere hereby agrees to an immediate end of conflict with Schrutesphere. Both sides agree to conclude all current wars with one another, and they shall declare no further wars. Clause Two: Effective immediately upon the posting of this agreement, a two hundred and forty (240) day Non-Aggression Pact will be enforced between the parties of Memesphere and Schrutesphere. Clause Three: Clause Two is solely binding to the signatories of this agreement, in addition to any protectorates that are declared extensions of a signatory, such as training AAs or offshore banks.Clause Four: New alliances may be added to the Non-Aggression Pact at any time, but only with consent from a majority of the primary original signatories for Memesphere (GOONS, NPO, BK, GoG, UPN, Acadia) and a majority of the primary original signatories from Schrutesphere (Schrute Farms, WTF, Horsemen and Pantheon).Clause Five: At any point within seventy-two (72) hours of the posting of this document on the forums, Farkistan, the Immortals and any protectorates they held predating their involvement in the Memesphere-Sphinxbloc war may bypass the restrictions of Clause Four and be bound by the terms of Clauses One through Three without need for a vote. On behalf of Opus Dei: Signed for the Grand Orthodox Order of Nasty Stathuggers (GOONS) Do Not Fear Jazz, El Presidente La Langosta, Bizarro Jazz, Blockade Runner, LLD, PMP, KBG, Esq, Shark Man the Third, Anime Shark Girl the First, Eater of Monitors, Healer of Spines, Fearful of Jazz, Conqueror of the Arrgh Lands in General and the Big Blue House in Particular, Also Hello Marx, Optimus Prime Minister JT Jag, Hambassidor (Head Ambassador (Minister of Foreign Affairs)), Head of the Ministry of Log Dumping Signed for the New Pacific Order Roquentin, Emperor Signed for Black Knights, Leo the Great Signed for Guardians of the Galaxy Seeker, Star-Lord Cino, RavagerOn behalf of their associates: Signed for Camelot, Signed for Polaris,AlmightyGrub | Emperor for Polaris Aero | Minister of Truth [FA]Signed for Guinea Pig Whaling Corps,Her Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Anna, VC, DSO, MC, Lady of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Weebs in Politics & War in General and Coalition A in ParticularSigned for the United Socialist Nations,DarVoltSigned for the Brotherhood of Clouds,Project 11 On behalf of the Advanced Syndicalist MechanicsRedarmy, 1st General Secretary Pasky Darkfire, Red Panda, 1st Education and Training Committee; Redarmy’s anger translator Durmij, 1st Secretary of the International Solidarity Committee; Rolling back whatever Redarmy says Comrade Joe 1st Finance Committee; the next James Connelly Signed for Heaven’s Gate Hope, O Holy Space Queen, Creator of the Universe, and Terrorizer of Micros On behalf of Covenant: Signed for United Purple Nations, Matt2004 | Prime Minister Signed for Acadia, Directors: TheNG, George Clooney Resident Ministers: Acey, Curtis Lowe, J D Keller Senior Colonists: Stampy, ColoringNick, Josh of Clan Mason On behalf of Schrutesphere: Signed for Schrute Farms, Dwight K Schrute Signed for World Task Force, Nintendo Kosmokenny was too drunk to sign Signed for Horsemen, Peace loving Hippie - Raoul "War Dude" Duke Signed for Pantheon,Titan: SixSadistic66On behalf of their associates:Signed for the Federation of Commerce States, Chancellor Jet Whites Signed for Deathly Hallows, souparmonSigned for The Regiment,Ragnarok8085Signed for The Federation,Kosta of Rhodes Edited January 21, 2020 by JT Jag 6 25 Quote ONE WORLD OR NONE CyberNations veteran, Co-Pilot Emeritus Hambassidor (Head Ambassador (Minister of Foreign Affairs)), Head of the Ministry of Log Dumping, GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascal Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) nvm, gl on the rebuild Edited January 18, 2020 by Pascal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Comrade Marx Posted January 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 18, 2020 I want to take a moment and thank the representatives from Schrutesphere for working diligently with us to bring about a conclusion to this conflict. I have no doubt that going forward we will be able to build our understanding and trust in peace. Thank you. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Glad to have peace in our time (again). 1 1 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Curufinwe Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Thanks for a fun fight. Good luck with the rebuild! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Congrats on peace. Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zygon Posted January 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 18, 2020 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxalot Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 My thoughts and prayers go out to the esteemed Methrage 1 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang_Cheng Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 So, thats great leak outta the way. Wheres peace for Dial up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archibald Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I deem this treaty: Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyHamsVII Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Just now, Yang_Cheng said: So, thats great leak outta the way. Wheres peace for Dial up? Ahh Yes, I'm glad you know that those 6 alliances was everyone you were up against. Now TcW, Fark, Immortals etc. will have a better time looking for targets. So Peace in our Time, is another early call before WWII, thanks Neville but this war has got a while to go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Astryl Posted January 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, JordyHamsVII said: Ahh Yes, I'm glad you know that those 6 alliances was everyone you were up against. Now TcW, Fark, Immortals etc. will have a better time looking for targets. So Peace in our Time, is another early call before WWII, thanks Neville but this war has got a while to go This post will age poorly. 6 2 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxalot Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, JordyHamsVII said: Ahh Yes, I'm glad you know that those 6 alliances was everyone you were up against. Now TcW, Fark, Immortals etc. will have a better time looking for targets. So Peace in our Time, is another early call before WWII, thanks Neville but this war has got a while to go can someone translate this for me 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyHamsVII Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Just now, Marxalot said: can someone translate this for me GOONER War not over... *rolls eyes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Scott Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Adam Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Congrats on peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang_Cheng Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Marxalot said: can someone translate this for me So basically, theres still a good bit of Great Leak that hasn't surrendered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Curufinwe Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 59 minutes ago, Marxalot said: can someone translate this for me I think he's trying to say we're doomed? It's probably that we're doomed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang_Cheng Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I still feel like peace for the entirety of Great Leak war is coming. Afterall, this is wayy further than what Dial Up has achieved in terms of peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyHamsVII Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Yang_Cheng said: I still feel like peace for the entirety of Great Leak war is coming. Afterall, this is wayy further than what Dial Up has achieved in terms of peace. Funny that maybe because GoG walked out of peace talks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Culture and Diplomatic speedruns complete, time to inject skynet into my veins and go for the scientific 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Storm Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Grats on not letting yourselves be used up and thrown out. GL on the rebuild. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Messi Posted January 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 18, 2020 So Coalition B did peace, maybe the problems in dialup war negotiations wasn't from coalition B after all 1 3 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang_Cheng Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, JordyHamsVII said: Funny that maybe because GoG walked out of peace talks Funny that TcW isn't in this peace deal. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butts Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Marxalot said: can someone translate this for me Someone misses those swirlies in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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