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Hardball World News - 12/20/19


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Good evening and welcome to Hardball World N-AHHH!!! TO THE BUNKER!!! (alarms sound)

(transmission stops)

Sorry about that folks. A rioter somehow managed to break into the secure undisclosed location this is being broadcast from. Now you may be thinking "Rioters? In Hardball?" Let me explain.

-In the TKR-GOONS baseball tournament, the Hardball Hardballers were swept in humiliating fashion, losing 4 straight games to the Gay Space Union of Birdonia. Immediately following the game, millions of furious citizens took to the streets, setting fires, breaking windows, and burning life-size models of the players. Three players have mysteriously disappeared since the riots began, and the rest of the team has gone into hiding. Martial law has been declared and soldiers are desperately trying to calm the frenzied masses.

-King Changeup admits that Gay Space Unions are by far superior to any other form of government, and it was reflected in Birdonia's performance against Hardball.

-Hardball has pledged to stop the use of fossil fuels for energy. All energy will come from renewable sources such as old baseballs, solar, and wind. 

-Despite all the unrest and emergencies in the past few in-game years, work on the two previously announced infrastructure projects has continued. Hardball Airways has received the first of it's new Radiant 350 jets for testing, and we plan to implement the software for the new Air Traffic system in the next few months. The first of 3 planned subway lines in Shortstop has opened. 

-High Council of Hardball elections are being planned for Spring of 2020 (Earth time). So far all but one council members are running for re-election and 3 hopefuls have already declared their intent to run. (Hardball is a monarchy with an elected high council that advises King Changeup on national issues)

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
~~King Changeup 12/20/19

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