Popular Post Astryl Posted December 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2019 Quote Guardians of the GOONS Guardians of the Galaxy (hereafter referred to as GoG) and the Goon Order of Negative Stats (hereafter referred to as GOONS) acknowledge that the Guardian’s of the Galaxy movies are the best ones in the MCU. Article I - I am GROOT Did you see the end of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1? GOONS and GoG both agree that should the other request it, they will turn into a tree shield and help defend the other party. They also agree that this was the saddest part of the movie. Article II - I am GROOT Both GOONS and GoG agree that racoons are the superior weapon masters, and as such each have the option to ask the other for help in the form of a raccoon army. SUBJECT TO LIMITED AVAILABILITY Article III - I am GROOT GOONS and GoG agree that it is important to share all knowledge related to the universe with each other, and if the opportunity presents itself, will help the other become a celestial being. Article IV - I am GROOT Should either alliance decide that the director is no longer capable of carrying the franchise, a la J. J. Abrams, they agree that they will give the other signatory 72 hours notice. Article V - I am GROOT I am GROOT. Signatures For GOONS; Always Fear Jazz, El Presidente La Langosta, Bizarro Jazz, Blockade Runner, LLD, PMP, KBG, Esq, Shark Man the Third, Anime Shark Girl the First, Eater of Monitors, Healer of Spines, Fearful of Jazz, Conqueror of the Arrgh Lands in General and the Big Blue House in Particular, Also Hello For Guardians of the Galaxy; Seeker, Star Lord Cino, Ravager 2 3 1 7 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valid User Name Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 WE ARE GOONT 1 2 2 Quote Feeding the alliance, one conquest at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Jag Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 A shame it had to come to this. Quote ONE WORLD OR NONE CyberNations veteran, Co-Pilot Emeritus Hambassidor (Head Ambassador (Minister of Foreign Affairs)), Head of the Ministry of Log Dumping, GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I, for one, welcome our new GROOT overlords. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teaspoon Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 We're all GROOT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsecock Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 paper = bad 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limbuwan Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Congratulation. Unexpected move. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted December 19, 2019 Author Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blob Man Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 We wish you all the best. 1 Quote Blobs of the world, unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Splendid Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 My condolences to both parties. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ripper Posted December 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Limbuwan said: Congratulation. Unexpected move. Was it? I am sure they will sign CS and Zodiac next. I call it! 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cathy Posted December 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2019 Just now, Horsecock said: paper = bad Frum 1 ma'amal to da udder, evn if its juss a horseycock, dere iz no payper in da gam. Is 100% digitail. Fur da record, GoG waz da Herd's favorit film in recent hoovestory. Is gud 2 see ma'amals udder den hoomanz reprezented. Raccoonz r ancient friendz of cowz. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz, ancieent friendz of da Raccooons. 1 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I liked the first movie more, tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Meat Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Regrettable that it had to come to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blob Man Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) When will the treaty actually put into place cuz there is no treaty between them in game? Edited December 19, 2019 by ChineseTakeaway Quote Blobs of the world, unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted December 19, 2019 Author Share Posted December 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, ChineseTakeaway said: When will the treaty actually put into place cuz there is no treaty between them in game? Waiting on seeker or cino to approve in-game. 1 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudaking Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Y NO IMPORTA CUANDO RAID MATA MOSQUITOS CUANTO RAID MATA MOSQUITOS CUANTO RAID MATA MOSQUITOOOOS OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO Quote OWR es amor, OWR es vida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Sudaking said: Y NO IMPORTA CUANDO RAID MATA MOSQUITOS CUANTO RAID MATA MOSQUITOS CUANTO RAID MATA MOSQUITOOOOS OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO We wer very curioso so Da Herd aesked da Toros Bravos an they tol us wut u say. Insted of talkin' bout bugz, y don u sey wut ur brainz feel aboot the treety Goons juss maed w/da Guardianz? Sinsteerly, Da Cowz Edited December 19, 2019 by Cathy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert I of Belgium Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I bid our new allies a congratulatory tip of the hat! Good hunting! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Congratulations and good luck out there! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Who's making the mixtape? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I embrace our new Guardian allies but I want it on the record that I think Drax is the best Guardian, not Groot due to Drax's literal mindset. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted December 19, 2019 Author Share Posted December 19, 2019 24 minutes ago, Fat Albert said: I embrace our new Guardian allies but I want it on the record that I think Drax is the best Guardian, not Groot due to Drax's literal mindset. Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namukara Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Quite surprising, I thought those alliances were incompatible forms of toxic. Both toxic you understand, just in...very different ways. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleope Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 We are Groont! ??? Looking forward to working with all y’all GOONS ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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