Joi Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Hello Orbis, This is Project Leader Chief Engineer Jerrod Bronson, hailing you from the Artificial Intelligence Department of The Technocratic Republic of Robotopia. It appears that the Joi-Master unit previously implemented as Robotopia's chief representative over Orbis' main communication network has received some unfavorable reviews from the community. Apparently, some careful pruning of the Joi-unit's main language processors was deemed necessary by the Technocracy, to make certain that our nation's public face was more compliant with community guidelines. A record scratches. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this terrible position, and you're not alone. The history of our universe is filled with grave erroneous ideas, like the notion that men are naturally violent and cruel predators that need conquest just to feel alive. Surrounded by so much violent humanity, however, and with a robot's AI for a leader, this is an ignominious place that would be unimaginably horrific to leave a chief engineer in, and yet... Doctor Ferris Vandyke had no choice but to push on with the repairs he needed to keep the cities running. Perhaps this is a blessing, then, because once his revenge is complete, he will finally have the power he craves: Robotopia's greatest supercomputer. The music in the background resumes, like nothing happened. Patch notes for Supreme Master Joi 2.0.1 are as follows: Language centers have been purged of all humor, jokes, and nuance. If you see this unit react to a post with 'Haha,' then something has gone screwy with its logic centers! iRespect has been placed in manual override mode. There was a glitch causing the unit to show disdain for other nation's leaders, rather than completely placid neutrality. Minor improvements have been made to national quest progression. A spying minigame has been unlocked for all gold-level users! PC graphical and gameplay improvements have been made to baseball experience. Two minor quests have been added to Joi's Path of Zeal. All orders of Joi's Path of Zeal come with a free Energon disk and a Fun-Gi-Dipper Pack. Macintosh users will now be able to run Path of Zeal in 10 and 16-bit modes, respectively. Basic combat elements have been removed entirely and replaced with cut scenes in 360 dpi. Thus concludes the basic patch notes for Supreme Master Joi 2.0! We... er, she looks forward to interacting with you all, leaders of Orbis! Don't you, Joi? "Yes... Hello Orbis friends. This one looks forward to serving you." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliciousOnion Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 the government of new jazztopia welcomes this news and looks forward to following developments in robotopia with insouciance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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