Popular Post alex loves fash Posted November 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) National Figurehead Found Dead By Jo R. Nalis, Pawsible Deniability National News Agency Capital City City - Pawsible Deniability Committee of National Affairs has confirmed that Pawsible Deniability's beloved figurehead, The Wrath of Kahn, was found dead at 38 in their apartment earlier this morning. Kahn, who wielded no power in their role, had been selected by consensus shortly following the nation's founding to serve as an icon for the fledgling nation. Their famous catchphrase, "Die Bart, Die!" - German for "The Bart, The!" - was even selected as the national motto. Other famous quotes of theirs include, "Lowtax says trans rights," and "You are visitor number six hundred and sixty six to this glorious nation!" In a statement, the Committee of National Affairs confirmed that no replacement for Kahn is being considered at this time. They were quoted as saying, "If every citizen's a leader those Dummköpfe won't know who to kill!" Detectives from Pawsible Deniability Investigation Agency have confirmed that this is being investigated as a homicide. Any individuals with information on this incident are advised to contact authorities immediately. -PDNNA Edited November 18, 2019 by pawsible deniability typo 9 Quote Proud supporter of: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valid User Name Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 RIP to a real one. 1 Quote Feeding the alliance, one conquest at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex loves fash Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) The Pawsible Deniability Artists Guild has prepared the following art installation as a memorial to our dear deceased icon so that we may remember those who died honorably, defending the beauty of all cats. Edited November 18, 2019 by pawsible deniability Quote Proud supporter of: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Meat Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 It's beautiful 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex loves fash Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) The Pawsible Deniability Bureau of Heartfelt Communications has issued the following statement: Quote Secretary w00tles: On the behalf of all citizens of Pawsible Deniability, we wish to thank you for your kind words in this time of national grief. However, the Legacy of Kahn will not soon be forgot. Nay, in this period of darkness we shall hold up the Memory of Kahn as our guiding light, and with the Light of Kahn we shall find the perpetrator(s) and bring them to justice. Our most sincere thanks, PDBoHC Edited November 19, 2019 by pawsible deniability Quote Proud supporter of: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Big Cowz sry 4 ur loss not my pleazr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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