Popular Post Do Not Fear Jaz Posted November 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 15, 2019 Quote The "Let's be drinking buddies!" Doctrine Since one can never have too many drinking buddies, GOnXOS (herein referred to as "GOONS"), Polaris (herein referred to as "NpO"), and the New Pacific Order (herein referred to as "NPO") agree, unless conditions outlined in section 2 and/or 4 come into effect, that they will go out and get drunk with each other at least 3 times a week. Drinking is fun! Article I Let's face it: We've all had our fair share of drunken ramblings. Friendly drunken ramblings are encouraged. However, regardless of why, the GOONS, NPO, and NpO agree that under no circumstances will they club one another over the head with a beer or whisey bottle. That's just outright not nice. Have you ever been hit with a bottle? That stuff hurts. Should a member of either alliance take it upon himself to do some clubbing of the other alliance, the alliance leaders are expected to take the others out for more drinks to make up for the hostility. What goes on in the pub stays in the pub. Article II While drunkenness may heighten one's paranoia, none of the alliances outlined above are permitted to engage in active espionage against the others. They also will not knowingly aid another's spying on anyone outlined in this doctrine. Active espionage will render this agreement null and void, and cause us to lose a drinking buddy or two, and none of us really want that. Article III If, for some reason, any of the parties outlined in this agreement should happen to get in a barfight, the other alliance(s) must decide to help their drinking buddy, either physically or financially. Have you ever seen one of your friends try to fight while drunk? It's not pretty. You gotta get more people in on that to give them a fair shot. Additionally, should anyone else decide to hit on YOUR girlfriend while you're drunk, and you wanna fight 'em, the other alliances in this doctrine must help you out. Gotta defend her honor and such. Article IV If any of the parties wish to stop being drinking buddies, there must be 5 last nights to go out and get completely plastered. Signatures For the New Pacific Order, Roquentin, Emperor Keshav, Lord Commander Signed for Polaris, AlmightyGrub, Emperor WSxPhoenix, Regent Dr Trouble 3, Minister of Truth Signed for GOONS, Do Not Fear Jazz, El Presidente La Langosta, Blockade Runner, LLD, PMP, KBG, Esq, Shark Man the Second, Eater of Monitors, Healer of Spines, Fearless of Jazz, Conqueror of the Arrgh Lands in General and the Big Blue House in Particular, Also Hello tl;dr: lines being drawn. 9 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Jag Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Finally, peace in our time. 5 2 Quote ONE WORLD OR NONE CyberNations veteran, Co-Pilot Emeritus Hambassidor (Head Ambassador (Minister of Foreign Affairs)), Head of the Ministry of Log Dumping, GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick McScott Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Im up to 4 shots now. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, csans said: Im up to 4 shots now. Something about inflating those amateur numbers. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teaspoon Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I can't remember the last time we only went drinking three times in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Micros smh 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 One shot.... two shot... wait I'm not adrienne... Anyway Congrats I guess. I'm gonna go back to drinking water and fighting off some sickness. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancemasterlee Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 hey didnt we sign this like 50 years ago 1 1 Quote Specialist in buttes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Is this a MDP bloc or not? Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, Malleator said: Is this a MDP bloc or not? Microspheres. We've played into KETOGs hand, oh no. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: Micros smh Every Alliance involved has a higher rank, and Goons and NPO both have over 100 members more than you. 3 3 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: Microspheres. We've played into KETOGs hand, oh no. That'd be pretty awesome if you guys formed the Soviet Union Sphere consisting of GOONS, NPO, NpO, USN, UDN, and GPWC. 1 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 #MGTOW #Redpill #PUA #Christmas 1 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Who is loving the mass treaty dump? I know I am! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, durmij said: Every Alliance involved has a higher rank, and Goons and NPO both have over 100 members more than you. Oh man if only I could of made a joke about that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 minute ago, MinesomeMC said: Oh man if only I could of made a joke about that. If only, but unfortunately you're too brain dead to even begin to understand jokes like that. ❤️ 4 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, Malleator said: If only, but unfortunately you're too brain dead to even begin to understand jokes like that. ❤️ Ye honestly maybe If i had one i would of made a satirical remark, but I'm stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: Ye honestly maybe If i had one i would of made a satirical remark, but I'm stupid. It's ok man, satire is banned in these parts. 1 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutarch Mann Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 37 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: Micros smh Says the literal micro who backed out of fighting us. Sad! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said: Says the literal micro who backed out of fighting us. Sad! You mean the guy who didnt do the stupid thing in which he would fight a top 10 allied to several other top 30s over one member, while already fighting two tops 15s. Yep I'm stupid, should of just went to war with yall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper_ Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: Do Not Fear Jazz, El Presidente La Langosta, Blockade Runner, LLD, PMP, KBG, Esq, Shark Man the Second, Eater of Monitors, Healer of Spines, Fearless of Jazz, Conqueror of the Arrgh Lands in General and the Big Blue House in Particular, Also Hello A real breaker of chains, you are. I got the GoT reference even if SK and @Squeegee probably didn't. Edited November 15, 2019 by Cooper_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said: Says the literal micro who backed out of fighting us. Sad! Also you talk like trump tweets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutarch Mann Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: You mean the guy who didnt do the stupid thing in which he would fight a top 10 allied to several other top 30s over one member, while already fighting two tops 15s. Yep I'm stupid, should of just went to war with yall. I mean, you said you would. Oh well, can't fault you for being smart for once. Edited November 15, 2019 by Blutarch Mann 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said: I mean, you said you would. Oh well, can't fault you for being smart for once. >Implying anyone takes minesome seriously Some of whatever this lad is smoking please, seems like good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Blutarch Mann said: I mean, you said you would. Oh well, can't fault you for being smart for once. Yes but me and @Do Not Fear Jazz made a compromise. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go plan some Pantheon raids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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