Changeup Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) Hello, Orbis! Welcome back to Hardball World News, with your host King Changeup! Let's dive into the news:Hardball has surpassed the milestone of 100 days old!!! Thanks to the Orbis Community and all of my alliancemates in TKR for helping me learn the game and get involved. -Productivity in workplaces across the country has increased 38% after all citizens of Hardball got a free two-week vacation while the leader suffered through a grueling school week. -Hardball signed the Orbis Climate Accords last week and hopes to decrease national carbon emissions by 30%. -Hallucinating Hardball citizens who thought they were pirates are now generals in the Hardball Army. -Guinea Pigs have been banned from the nation of Hardball. -Hardball citizens are now required to carry baseballs around with them at all times. These baseballs will serve as a form of identification. King Changeup wants to go back to slacking off. See you next broadcast on Hardball World News! Edited November 10, 2019 by Changeup 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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