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 LIFE TIPS FOR A HAPPY FAMILY

 

• A HAPPY FAMILY REQUIRES A HAPPY HOUSEHOLD....A HAPPY HOUSEHOLD REQUIRES HAPPY PEOPLE...NO FAMILY MEMBER IS EXCLUDED! 
• STEP 1: FIND ANY SHARP BLADED WEAPON OR ANY SHARPENED OBJECT
• STEP 2: FIND THE YOUNGEST CHILD A BABY IS BEST TO USE
• STEP 3:  PLACE THE CHILD OUTSIDE ON A TABLE OR ON A BLANKET....COMFORT THE CHILD MAKE SURE THE LITTLE ONE ISN'T IN DISTRESS..
• STEP 4:MAKE SURE THE CHILD IS FACING UPWARDS TOWARDS THE SKY...
• STEP 5: WAIT FOR HIS CALL
• STEP 6: THE STAR WILL COME FORTH
• STEP 7: GO BACK INSIDE AND LAY ON YOUR BED....INSTRUCT OTHERS IN THE HOUSEHOLD TO DO THE SAME
• STEP 8: WAIT

Edited November 6, 2019 by Kenji Isa