Popular Post Adrienne Posted October 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2019 “So, it’s settled, friends?” Jazz asked, looking at a ragtag group of leaders assembled before him. Adrienne nodded tersely, silent as usual. She was a dull one, Jazz thought, all work and no play. A harbinger of boredom, to be sure. Kev, who was cradling a seemingly bottomless bowl of soup in front of him, slurped loudly, pausing just long enough to give a thumbs up. Charlie, who was sharing not only the mammoth soup bowl with Kev but also the fork, gave a mumbled answer from behind his mouthful of noodles. Jazz glanced over at Skwidgy and Bezzers, who gave noncommittal nods from the couch as they continued playing Minecraft. “Let us celebrate then,” Jazz said, lifting his glass. Adrienne reluctantly clinked it and then returned to her workstation next to the bar, putting on her oversized headphones with a closed off demeanor that begged for people to annoy her. A quiet figure slinked out of the shadows to do just that and the sounds of Insane Clown Posse blaring drowned out the party music. A split second later, the sound of glass splintering caught the attention of the room. A sheepish Kev held up his fork while Jazz, broken glass in hand, looked like he was having a hard time deciding between annoyance and amusement. Squeegee, holding his can of Orange Crush, piped up from the couch, “Heh, good job, loser.” The Chaos compatriots were an odd bunch, Jazz noted as he took survey of the room. Blink glanced around, noticeably disgruntled at the lack of rum. He adjusted the eyepatch he wore as a reminder to others of his superior raiding ability. Ripper sidled over to him, hoping to reignite a discussion on the merits of one-shipping. Cooper, ever the shy and demure one, sat in a corner of the room, furiously scribbling in his notebook. In another corner, a girl wearing a pikachu costume appeared to be attempting to stew a lobster dog. In stark contrast to her, Adrienne’s apparent right hand man, GoldyHammer, was already drunk and running around the room, professing his love to anyone that would listen. Thrax seemed to have had some success in engaging Adrienne though. The two were now enthralled in discussion, comparing notes on various animal genitalia. “DUCK WANGS!” Thrax guffawed. “HILARIOUS!” All of a sudden, a loud crash emanated from the side of the room and the goons scattered. Bits of dust and dry wall snowed dow n from the sky. “YUGI PUT TANK IN HOUSE!” a voice yelled out. The goons looked shocked but the Chaosites were unphased. Jazz looked over at Skwidgy questioningly. “Ah, that’s just a normal Thursday for us. We have the repairmen on speed dial, don’t sweat it,” he said, before resuming Minecraft. Jazz shrugged and carried on. Cooper put down his notebook as Marx offered him a drink. Jazz’s eyes lit up as he spotted and lifted the notebook from the table. “What’s this?” “A term that TKR actually accepted?” asked dancemasterlee, looking over Jazz’s shoulder. “It can’t be!” Perrydotto grabbed the notebook and quickly glanced it over. Smirking, she stood up on the drinks table, accidentally knocking over one of the mixers and earning herself an indignant look from Adrienne, who resituated her computer on her lap. “AHEM!” she said, looking triumphant. The room quieted and turned towards her, save for Bezzers who, surprised at the sudden speech, knocked over a glass of tequila. It slowly dripped onto the floor. “It was a tale of mercy!” she exclaimed. The crowd gazed back at her, silently bemused. She continued on. It was a tale of mercy. A radiance of sorts And boards of controversy. The GOONS cheer, “eat my shorts.” Oh orange men, how to plead? In chorus, they all say Something awful indeed There is news, to relay. It was a Blink of an eye. The knights had seen enough So it’s time to find Versailles. The goon, we honor as tough. Enemies by circumstance. Friends of genuine intent. We begin our final dance: Surrender, we consent. From the depth of war it seems, A new vision appears Of Toxx n’ SJWs we dream, A joint future is near. As the grenades fizzle out, My queen it’s time to look Look without a single doubt GOONS read us like a book The tale lives on: mercy spurned As knight becomes comrade. Others have much to learn But GOONS, oh boy I’m glad. She finished and, with a flourish, gracefully hopped down from the table. Archibald clapped Cooper on the back. “Good job, kid,” he said. Cooper blushed furiously and looked down. Tl;dr Chaos surrenders to GOONS. Let us shake hands and use the salt to line our margarita glasses. Another Jose! /s/ The Lunatics /s/ GOONS 7 2 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Jag Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I'm glad to see yet another front in this war wind down. Chaos and BK finally on the same page, who'd have thought? 3 Quote ONE WORLD OR NONE CyberNations veteran, Co-Pilot Emeritus Hambassidor (Head Ambassador (Minister of Foreign Affairs)), Head of the Ministry of Log Dumping, GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper_ Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 It's funny how Adrienne characterizes herself as the talkative one whereas I'm the quiet one. Anyways I hope you enjoyed the properly crappy poetry. A happy surrender to good folks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Peace in our time. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancemasterlee Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Its time to hit the dance floor 1 Quote Specialist in buttes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blink Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 One ship to rule them all 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Lard Commandante anoints this beautiful post with Yuengaling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Please explain to me. I'm stoopid after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2019 Chaos has formally surrendered to GOONS, but not to coalition b, of whom GOONS is also a part of. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Ah Goons should now surrender to ET. Then the circle of life will be complete. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Only the harshest of terms for these Chaos rapscallions! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Wait.. if The Enclave surrenders to TKR, will we have surrendered to Goons by proxy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filmore Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 How long until BK drops Goons and rolls them for "switching sides"? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JT Jag Posted October 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Filmore said: How long until BK drops Goons and rolls them for "switching sides"? BK? Roll us? They just surrendered to us. 2 4 2 Quote ONE WORLD OR NONE CyberNations veteran, Co-Pilot Emeritus Hambassidor (Head Ambassador (Minister of Foreign Affairs)), Head of the Ministry of Log Dumping, GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Yeet skeet, party with our feet, tequila we will drink 1 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Meat Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I accept! Am I allowed to do that? No? Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRM Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 @Nizam Adrienne when does the post about Chaos merging into Goons go up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I always suspected they ate their soup with forks. It explains so much. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 (edited) Ah, conducting FA over drinks, is there really any other way of doing it? We could all learn from Asierith. Edited October 17, 2019 by Daveth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsteri Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 (edited) peace has finally come to orbis and war will never return @Alex please rename this game to "Politics and Baseball" tia Edited October 17, 2019 by Forsteri 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted October 17, 2019 Author Share Posted October 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Edward I said: I always suspected they ate their soup with forks. It explains so much. But noodles! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Meat Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Nizam Adrienne said: But noodles! What... what about them? Do noodles not like spoons? Are noodles a problem? DO YOU NEED AN ADULT!? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted October 17, 2019 Author Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 minute ago, The Meat said: What... what about them? Do noodles not like spoons? Are noodles a problem? DO YOU NEED AN ADULT!? Yes. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Adrienne has found a way to incorporate duck wangs even into OWF posts now. God help us all 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valid User Name Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I'm glad there can be peace in our times. Quote Feeding the alliance, one conquest at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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