Popular Post hope Posted October 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) Hello Orbis. I am hope. Now, you may ask, what does that mean? Who are you? Why should I care? I will explain this to you shortly. I am from the Evolutionary Level Above Human (the "Kingdom of Heaven"). What does that yield? Well, immediately a lot of people will go "CULT!," "some religious radical!," some "blasphemous individual!" - because they see religion as beneath them, or at least ones that they do not prescribe to. But there is a world, far beyond your imagination, that will only be open to you once you join us. You see, we are going home. Not to our home in San Diego, but our home above. Hale-Bopp's approach is the "marker" we have been waiting for - the time for the arrival of the spacecraft from the Level Above Human to take us home to "Their World" - in the literal Heavens. Our twenty-two years on planet Earth is finally coming to conclusion - "graduation" from the Human Evolutionary Level. We are happily prepared to leave "this world" and go with Ti's crew. Who are we? We are Heaven's Gate, although you may alternatively know us as "Heaven's Davidians" or a variety of other names. Our message is simple. This world, Planet Earth as it is known by humans, is about to be RECYCLED, REFURBISHED, and SPADED UNDER. I think you all know what the implications of such an event will be. However, you can escape all this pain and impending doom, by ascending to the Level Above, the level which created HUMANS as an entity. It is very simple, you have to accept Ti and Do as your leaders and join our class - the Heaven's Gate Away Team, and prepare for the eventual apocalypse. It may sound like nonsense. It is up to you to accept these facts. We are just providing you with the knowledge needed to become AN ENTITY GREATER THAN ALL THE HUMAN CIVILISATION COMBINED - CAPABLE OF CREATING LIFE, POTENTIALLY ETERNAL LIFE. TL;DR: HEAVENS GATE declares its existence. Signed: hope and yeet Protected by: New Pacific Order and Order of the White Rose Alliance Page: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=6040 Discord: https://discord.gg/wFHQnFW Edited October 15, 2019 by hope 1 2 14 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filmore Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Are you guys offering Kool aid to all your members? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Bates Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 46 days. Lil late pulling the trigger on the DOE. 1 Quote Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemWolfe Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Filmore said: Are you guys offering Kool aid to all your members? Nah boet. We got applesause, all the applesause you can eat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Looks like your first official order of business was to recycle the Confederate White Army. Welcome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) 1 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 They all kill themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 2 days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 22 minutes ago, George (James T Kirk) said: 2 days Well its already been 46 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Will said: Well its already been 46 He's saying 2 more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squatopia Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 36 minutes ago, RyanK said: They all kill themselves. I am already dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) What are you smoking hope, and where might I get some? Edited October 15, 2019 by Daveth 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang_Cheng Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 I can't wait to see what CBs can be made for a DoW involving this alliance. "To refill our supply of kool-aid" "To take them to a higher dimension" Etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosier Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Do i have to yeet myself before i join? or does that happen after joining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sval Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 I heartily endorse this product/person/service. 5 1 Quote <~Sval[OWR]> I am your father.<+Curufinwe> Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 I can foresee that there is a good future within their journey. There is a hope. Let's all hope in their hope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Good luck guys, who cares if Earth gets recycled when we have Orbis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Akuryo said: He's saying 2 more. He didnt say more :/, just said 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Will said: He didnt say more :/, just said 2 No but that's what he meant ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca on Luca on Luca Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Before joining this alliance, I felt a severe concern for the people around me. And now? Why, now I don't feel a thing! Join today! Only YOU can save yourself! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 good luck I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abadi Caliphate Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 (edited) If you join Heaven’s Gate we will provide you with bottomless pizza rolls! That’s right! Bottomless pizza rolls! Disclaimer: we can not guarantee a bottomless supply of pizza rolls Edited October 16, 2019 by Abadi Caliphate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Didnt ask goons for a protectorate ruining the sphere ban OP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Tiniest Bird Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Uh huh, and why is there no Hell's Gate, huh? I'm asking the real questions here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca on Luca on Luca Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 There's no Hell's Gate because the HOA down there are literally Nazi's. No gates, no fences, no passing go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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