Popular Post Prefonteen Posted October 4, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 4, 2019 (edited) Good evening, I am prefontanned and welcome to Terminal News Hour! The award winning news station bringing live footage to your basement. We broadcast to you from a secure, unknown location. Terminal News Hour prides itself on its unbiased, unflinchingly honest reports on controversial scandals during times of war. Our network has boots on the ground in all major alliances and has often been lauded to be first to the scene. And we are about to get better. Terminal News Hour is ecstatic to announce that it has been acquired by an anonymous fund intent on elevating this rag-tag news station to the last bastion of free speech and objective reporting in a world troubled by hurricanes of false narratives. Our new benefactor believes in the fundamental right of every man, woman and animal in this bizarre world to access to information. To that end, Terminal News Hour's funding has tripled and our team has been strengthened with an all star cast of reporters who work around the clock to differentiate the truth from IQ. The new management has determined that Terminal News Hour's new direction requires a refurbishment, including a new face. It is with a heavy heart that I, prefonturn have to at last walk away from this fine organization. I would like to thank my Terminal Jest colleagues for their steadfast support over the years as we made a difference, however small, in the world of mass media on Orbis. With all that said, please allow me to introduce your new host for Termi..... Greetings, friends! And welcome to Habsburg News Hour! That's right! We are rebranding to Habsburg News Hour! Why? Because of reasons that have nothing to do with filling my pockets. I am Fraggisan, and I will be your HNH host, bringing you all inquisition-related news! Yes, Inquisition related. We are going underground so you won't have to. With these NPO guys betraying people left and right, murdering the truth in their stampede for supremacy, someone has to stand up and orate about the virtues of truthfinding. And we will do just that! Scandals! Objective reports! Gossip! We'll cover it all over the coming weeks. Fear not! There will be laughs and tears along the way. You will learn to love us and hate IQ. You will learn the truth and we will decipher roquentin's posts together. Friends, this was our first broadcast. Stay tuned and see you soon! Pragglesan out! Edited October 4, 2019 by Prefonteen 2 1 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ataxia Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Friend! Good luck! 1 Quote House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvarity Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 This is the ground-breaking news service that this world deserves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Looking forward to the next update! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Glad to see you back once more, snake friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 The house of Habsburg is spreading our reach from dominating the entertainment industry to now taking over the media. It's a glorious time to be a Habsburg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ataxia Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 38 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: It's a glorious time to be a Habsburg! Fix ur overbite Quote House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodosius Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 On 10/5/2019 at 3:55 AM, Leopold von Habsburg said: The house of Habsburg is spreading our reach from dominating the entertainment industry to now taking over the media. It's a glorious time to be a Habsburg! Glorious, right? It would be a shame if.. something.. happened to it. I'll be in my assassination hunting shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalev60 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Just going to pre-empt Roqbots and argue fake news with no supporting evindence Quote Charlie Chaplin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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