[HELP]dear goons

[Roquentin 1396]

please help

-roq

Edited October 3, 2019 by Roquentin

[Do Not Fear Jazz 723]

 

*ruffles papers around in a slight panic*

 

 

The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. 

 

 

/s/

 

Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President

[Archibald 44]

All hail DNFJ, king shark and queen lobster

[Comrade Marx 482]

Sometimes it be like that.

[Leonard J Crabs 243]

*Licks Cheeto dust off fingers* Looks like I'm needed.

[Cypher 601]

Hold on Roq, I'm coming!

[Micheal Valois 26]

Aid has been deployed! In the form of 2000lb bombs 

[Salt Meat 248]

What a twist.

[MinesomeMC 1003]

Next alliance to get decced: Fark

[Leopold von Habsburg 494]

24 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

 

 

*ruffles papers around in a slight panic*

 

 

The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. 

 

 

/s/

 

Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days.

Edited October 3, 2019 by Leopold von Habsburg

[AntMan 593]

3 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said:

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few day.

Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw

[Do Not Fear Jazz 723]

12 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said:

Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw

what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus.

 

Sung in C minor.

[Archibald 44]

1 minute ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus.

 

Sung in C minor.

c minor????

cancel all wars it's time to roll the prince lobster

[Do Not Fear Jazz 723]

 

Honestly, I don't even have words.

[Archibald 44]

Just now, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

 

Honestly, I don't even have words.

[Leonard J Crabs 243]

SHORT. SHORT. SELL SELL SELL *calls agent*

[Zaxon 97]

25 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said:

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days.

 

Days....???? http://www.int33h.com/test/tc/

[rey 82]

3 hours ago, Roquentin said:

please help

-roq

It's ok I'm here

[Roquentin 1396]

Just now, rey said:

It's ok I'm here

you're my knight in shining armor

[Malleator 568]

This is hilarious.

You know, I dislike both NPO and GOONS for being overly PC, but this flex and delivery was just great. Additionally, the dangerously low number of !@#$ NPO apparently gives as of late is just great.

I've decided to post this everytime Roq styles on everyone. The frequency of which will probably only increase with the arrival of his clone guinea pig army. 

 

Edited October 3, 2019 by Malleator

[Kyubnyan 459]

Tired: announcement in the OP

Wired: announcement in the first reply

[Shadowthrone 686]

4 hours ago, Leopold von Habsburg said:

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days.

Hey I can claim to be first at something! 

Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ 

[Sisyphus 1695]

This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. 

That's a fun new feature! 

Just now, Shadowthrone said:

Hey I can claim to be first at something! 

Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ 

Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. 

[Shadowthrone 686]

1 minute ago, Sisyphus said:

This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. 

That's a fun new feature! 

Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. 

But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. 

[Sisyphus 1695]

1 minute ago, Shadowthrone said:

But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. 

You could've just said that was a double negative. 

But spoiled !@#$es just don't get grammar, yah?

Edited October 3, 2019 by Sisyphus