Roquentin 1363 Posted October 3 (edited) please help -roq Edited October 3 by Roquentin 3 12 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Do Not Fear Jazz 682 Posted October 3 *ruffles papers around in a slight panic* The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. /s/ Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President 3 5 11 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Archibald 54 Posted October 3 All hail DNFJ, king shark and queen lobster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Marx 205 Posted October 3 Sometimes it be like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khris Kruel 31 Posted October 3 *Licks Cheeto dust off fingers* Looks like I'm needed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cypher 527 Posted October 3 Hold on Roq, I'm coming! 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Micheal Valois 25 Posted October 3 Aid has been deployed! In the form of 2000lb bombs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Of The Flies 80 Posted October 3 What a twist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MinesomeMC 871 Posted October 3 Next alliance to get decced: Fark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leopold von Habsburg 394 Posted October 3 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: *ruffles papers around in a slight panic* The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. /s/ Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Edited October 3 by Leopold von Habsburg 2 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadyAssassin 435 Posted October 3 3 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few day. Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Do Not Fear Jazz 682 Posted October 3 12 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said: Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus. Sung in C minor. 3 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Archibald 54 Posted October 3 1 minute ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus. Sung in C minor. c minor???? cancel all wars it's time to roll the prince lobster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Do Not Fear Jazz 682 Posted October 3 Honestly, I don't even have words. 5 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Archibald 54 Posted October 3 Just now, Do Not Fear Jazz said: Honestly, I don't even have words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khris Kruel 31 Posted October 3 SHORT. SHORT. SELL SELL SELL *calls agent* 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaxon 95 Posted October 3 25 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Days....???? http://www.int33h.com/test/tc/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rey 82 Posted October 3 3 hours ago, Roquentin said: please help -roq It's ok I'm here 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roquentin 1363 Posted October 3 Just now, rey said: It's ok I'm here you're my knight in shining armor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malleator 287 Posted October 3 (edited) This is hilarious. You know, I dislike both NPO and GOONS for being overly PC, but this flex and delivery was just great. Additionally, the dangerously low number of !@#$ NPO apparently gives as of late is just great. I've decided to post this everytime Roq styles on everyone. The frequency of which will probably only increase with the arrival of his clone guinea pig army. Edited October 3 by Malleator 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyubnyan 455 Posted October 3 Tired: announcement in the OP Wired: announcement in the first reply Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowthrone 591 Posted October 3 4 hours ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Hey I can claim to be first at something! Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sisyphus 1546 Posted October 3 This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. That's a fun new feature! Just now, Shadowthrone said: Hey I can claim to be first at something! Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowthrone 591 Posted October 3 1 minute ago, Sisyphus said: This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. That's a fun new feature! Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sisyphus 1546 Posted October 3 (edited) 1 minute ago, Shadowthrone said: But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. You could've just said that was a double negative. But spoiled !@#$es just don't get grammar, yah? Edited October 3 by Sisyphus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
