Popular Post Roquentin 1413 Posted October 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) please help -roq Edited October 3, 2019 by Roquentin 3 12 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Do Not Fear Jaz 724 Posted October 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2019 *ruffles papers around in a slight panic* The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. /s/ Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President 3 4 11 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Archibald 58 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 All hail DNFJ, king shark and queen lobster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Marx 537 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Sometimes it be like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leonard J Crabs 285 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 *Licks Cheeto dust off fingers* Looks like I'm needed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cypher 728 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Hold on Roq, I'm coming! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Micheal Valois 26 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Aid has been deployed! In the form of 2000lb bombs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salt Meat 289 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 What a twist. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MinesomeMC 1234 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Next alliance to get decced: Fark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leopold von Habsburg 824 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: *ruffles papers around in a slight panic* The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. /s/ Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Edited October 3, 2019 by Leopold von Habsburg 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AntMan 1105 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few day. Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Do Not Fear Jaz 724 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said: Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus. Sung in C minor. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Archibald 58 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus. Sung in C minor. c minor???? cancel all wars it's time to roll the prince lobster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Do Not Fear Jaz 724 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Honestly, I don't even have words. 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Archibald 58 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, Do Not Fear Jazz said: Honestly, I don't even have words. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leonard J Crabs 285 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 SHORT. SHORT. SELL SELL SELL *calls agent* 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zaxon 117 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Days....???? http://www.int33h.com/test/tc/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rey 82 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Roquentin said: please help -roq It's ok I'm here 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Roquentin 1413 Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, rey said: It's ok I'm here you're my knight in shining armor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malleator 1185 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) This is hilarious. You know, I dislike both NPO and GOONS for being overly PC, but this flex and delivery was just great. Additionally, the dangerously low number of !@#$ NPO apparently gives as of late is just great. I've decided to post this everytime Roq styles on everyone. The frequency of which will probably only increase with the arrival of his clone guinea pig army. Edited October 3, 2019 by Malleator 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kyubnyan 587 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Tired: announcement in the OP Wired: announcement in the first reply Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowthrone 698 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Hey I can claim to be first at something! Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sisyphus 2161 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. That's a fun new feature! Just now, Shadowthrone said: Hey I can claim to be first at something! Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowthrone 698 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Sisyphus said: This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. That's a fun new feature! Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sisyphus 2161 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Shadowthrone said: But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. You could've just said that was a double negative. But spoiled !@#$es just don't get grammar, yah? Edited October 3, 2019 by Sisyphus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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