Popular Post Roquentin Posted October 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) please help -roq Edited October 3, 2019 by Roquentin 3 11 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2019 *ruffles papers around in a slight panic* The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. /s/ Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President 3 4 10 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archibald Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 All hail DNFJ, king shark and queen lobster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Sometimes it be like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 *Licks Cheeto dust off fingers* Looks like I'm needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Hold on Roq, I'm coming! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Valois Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Aid has been deployed! In the form of 2000lb bombs Quote GOONS Minister of Poopraganda and Cookies Editor-In-Chief of the GOONS Gazette, the best and only newsource in the GOONSphere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 What a twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Next alliance to get decced: Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: *ruffles papers around in a slight panic* The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. /s/ Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Edited October 3, 2019 by Leopold von Habsburg 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few day. Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said: Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus. Sung in C minor. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archibald Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus. Sung in C minor. c minor???? cancel all wars it's time to roll the prince lobster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Honestly, I don't even have words. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archibald Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, Do Not Fear Jazz said: Honestly, I don't even have words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 SHORT. SHORT. SELL SELL SELL *calls agent* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaxon Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Days....???? http://www.int33h.com/test/tc/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rey Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Roquentin said: please help -roq It's ok I'm here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roquentin Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, rey said: It's ok I'm here you're my knight in shining armor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malleator Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) This is hilarious. You know, I dislike both NPO and GOONS for being overly PC, but this flex and delivery was just great. Additionally, the dangerously low number of !@#$ NPO apparently gives as of late is just great. I've decided to post this everytime Roq styles on everyone. The frequency of which will probably only increase with the arrival of his clone guinea pig army. Edited October 3, 2019 by Malleator 3 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubnyan Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Tired: announcement in the OP Wired: announcement in the first reply Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowthrone Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Leopold von Habsburg said: This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days. Hey I can claim to be first at something! Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. That's a fun new feature! Just now, Shadowthrone said: Hey I can claim to be first at something! Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowthrone Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Sisyphus said: This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. That's a fun new feature! Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Shadowthrone said: But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. You could've just said that was a double negative. But spoiled !@#$es just don't get grammar, yah? Edited October 3, 2019 by Sisyphus Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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