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Next alliance to get decced: Fark

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24 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

 

 

*ruffles papers around in a slight panic*


 

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The Dedicated and Righteous Order of Free and Accepted GOONS (Hereafter referred to as GOONS) has been a steadfast ally of the New Pacific Order since our founding, in the last 24 hours, Thypoon has launched a massive frontal assault against our allies in NPO. As such, NPO and Roq have requested our help against the menace known as Toophone. As (Dra)GOONS will always honor an alliance when called upon, we must put down the rebel scum in Fartphoon. As such, the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, hereby declares war on Typhoid fever, in accordance with out treaty with the New Pacific Order. 


 

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/s/

 

Do Not Fear Jazz, Lobster President

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days.

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3 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said:

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few day.

Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw

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12 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said:

Shhhh......true win is forcing this cn bish to give up on pnw

what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus.

 

Sung in C minor.

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1 minute ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

what if goon was one of us, just a slob like one of us. A neckbeard on a bus.

 

Sung in C minor.

c minor????

cancel all wars it's time to roll the prince lobster

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Just now, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

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Honestly, I don't even have words.

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25 minutes ago, Leopold von Habsburg said:

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days.

 

Days....???? http://www.int33h.com/test/tc/

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3 hours ago, Roquentin said:

please help

-roq

It's ok I'm here

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Just now, rey said:

It's ok I'm here

you're my knight in shining armor

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Posted (edited)

This is hilarious.

You know, I dislike both NPO and GOONS for being overly PC, but this flex and delivery was just great. Additionally, the dangerously low number of !@#$ NPO apparently gives as of late is just great.

I've decided to post this everytime Roq styles on everyone. The frequency of which will probably only increase with the arrival of his clone guinea pig army. 

 

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Tired: announcement in the OP

Wired: announcement in the first reply

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4 hours ago, Leopold von Habsburg said:

This is awkward because if you go farther back in the wars you will see that NPO's second in command, Keshav actually hit Typhon first. NPO calling you in on an oA but painting it as an MD is quite fitting for their behaviour these past few days.

Hey I can claim to be first at something! 

Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ 

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This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. 

That's a fun new feature! 

Just now, Shadowthrone said:

Hey I can claim to be first at something! 

Thanks GOONS for saving me from Delhi belly ❤️ 

Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. 

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1 minute ago, Sisyphus said:

This must be some kind of chaining, paperless aggression. 

That's a fun new feature! 

Figured first at Roq never giving you nothing would've suited you better. 

But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. 

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Shadowthrone said:

But Roq gives me all I need! Food, shelter and Gossip Girl. 

You could've just said that was a double negative. 

But spoiled !@#$es just don't get grammar, yah?

:v

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