Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 (edited) Even if you managed to crush GOONS, as long as we can rile you up on the forums we will always exist. E: sniped Edited October 2, 2019 by Do Not Fear Jazz Snipe 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your intentions. @Micheal Valois 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxalot Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Deulos said: We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your intentions. @Micheal Valois who 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Meat said: I'm terribly sorry, princess. But how about you put away the teaset and your fluffy booboo, put your big girl panties on, and just accept our dominance. I'll post this as joke as well, when GOONS die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, Deulos said: We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your intentions. @Micheal Valois So thanks for confirming what we already know, in spite of other arfgfhd members complaining that we never "declared war" on you even though it was a raid - raiding doesn't require a declaration, added to the fact that agrfdfg isn't considered an alliance to us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxalot Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, Deulos said: I'll post this as joke as well, when GOONS die. OP you're too daydrunk to remember this thread tomorrow 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2019 Listen. Strange blue bears lying at the bottom of the ocean distributing cannon balls is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. 2 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancemasterlee Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Deulos said: We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your intentions. @Micheal Valois arghghfghgf i got serious diarrhea from this post Quote Specialist in buttes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Deulos said: I'll post this as joke as well, when GOONS die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Pasky Darkfire said: I am...I'm leaving now. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: Listen. Strange blue bears lying at the bottom of the ocean distributing cannon balls is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True King Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I like Arggh though, although these weebs keep wanting to fight; so no shortage of good targets for me anyways. Also think I said hello to Arrgh with like 15 wars in a row on them; although we get along fine now. So Arrgh are no strangers to war & don’t care. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, Deulos said: It's better than sounding like a nerdy twelve year old butting in an adult conversation. You can't even comprehend how irrelevant you are. The best thing is to shut up and learn something first. Sucks when your super cool scary tough pirate raiding alliance gets steamrolled in under 24 hours by a month old irrelevant alliance hey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reporter God Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 What the frick is this shit 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True King Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 19 minutes ago, Of The Flies said: Sucks when your super cool scary tough pirate raiding alliance gets steamrolled in under 24 hours by a month old irrelevant alliance hey. Not going to check, but probably using most of those to get beiged to prevent counters after looting or just not caring about your wars as you prevent counters while they loot. So w/e 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Valois Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Reporter God said: What the frick is this shit Oh look, I was wondering when the terrible excuse for a journalist was gonna show up. Don't worry, I've got an editorial for next issue with your name on it. 1 Quote GOONS Minister of Poopraganda and Cookies Editor-In-Chief of the GOONS Gazette, the best and only newsource in the GOONSphere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Lightning Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, Reporter God said: What the frick is this shit OMG such language "frick" is such a bad word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, lightningjim said: OMG such language "frick" is such a bad word Did you know, you can't say "f u c k" on the forum, the computer edit it, and you get frick. And also im currently in 11th grade. i have over 60 bullies, and no friends. these bullies actually gave me some valuable rewards. I have a massive defense value that is more than 50% above average. Ive taken so much damage and recovered so often, that my DEF raised so much in exchange to being more resistant. I absorb insults. All insults have a positive effect on me. The worst the insult the better the effect! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gweaFYD6LSg also you losers and tell them theyre 2months late for the real war and you have to call back at a later date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutarch Mann Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Zim said: im currently in 11th grade Greetings, comrade! Do your frickin' homework, instead of palling around with neo-nazis in AARGH and posting edgelord comments about how you "absorb insults" like some kind of knock-off paper towel. Thanks, Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United Blutarch Mann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xea Evangelos Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Wow, and I thought Egyptian Empire was a joke when it first started, but throwing confetti about beating pirates who are swamped during a global war? Y'all just threw a pie in your own faces just as bad as I did to myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Valois Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Zim said: Did you know, you can't say "f u c k" on the forum, the computer edit it, and you get frick. And also im currently in 11th grade. i have over 60 bullies, and no friends. these bullies actually gave me some valuable rewards. I have a massive defense value that is more than 50% above average. Ive taken so much damage and recovered so often, that my DEF raised so much in exchange to being more resistant. I absorb insults. All insults have a positive effect on me. The worst the insult the better the effect! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gweaFYD6LSg also you losers and tell them theyre 2months late for the real war and you have to call back at a later date. 11th grade and can't even use proper grammar and spelling. Huh, so you're the reason No Child Left Behind failed, good to know buddy. Now, go do your homework, maybe you'll learn something. Quote GOONS Minister of Poopraganda and Cookies Editor-In-Chief of the GOONS Gazette, the best and only newsource in the GOONSphere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutarch Mann Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Xea Evangelos said: Wow, and I thought Egyptian Empire was a joke when it first started, but throwing confetti about beating pirates who are swamped during a global war? Y'all just threw a pie in your own faces just as bad as I did to myself. Greetings, comrade! To be fair, your group is the sort of group that intentionally rolls high mil low score nations just to punch way, way, way below your weight class at players who just started the game. Very interesting how you seem to be concerned about public image despite using disgusting techniques like this. For shame, neo-nazi. For shame. Your ships are made of styrofoam, Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United Keeper of Keys and Grounds at the Goonland School of Communism and Cutlery Communist Weekly's Most Handsome Comrade Winner Blutarch Mann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Deulos said: You won't around for long with this type of overconfidence. Ignorance at its finest. See, here's what you don't get, friendo: This isn't our first rodeo, not by a long shot. We've inhabited worlds far more inhospitable than this one. This is basically smurfing for us. We know what we're doing, and we're going to have a great time doing it, and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop us. Edited October 2, 2019 by Sardonic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedge Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said: neo-nazis in AARGH *snip* THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY Oh sweet summer child... Gons claim to be communist while supporting the quasi-fascist hegemonic powers? Meanwhile... true Arrghunism is the redistribution of wealth from bourgeois nations ? Edited October 3, 2019 by Swedge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, Swedge said: Oh sweet summer child... Gons claim to be communist while supporting the quasi-fascist hegemonic powers? Meanwhile... true Arrghunism is the redistribution of wealth from bourgeois nations ? Raiding tiny inactives isn't redistribution. It's just intra-class warfare waged by the unenlightened and class-unconscious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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