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We are here for the War Dodgers

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Absolute gold!

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My brothers from tC, BK, slaves and company, BK dogs and roqbots, it is now time to ultimately and without mercy DESTROY t$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have waited for that moment for years now. The moment when BK slaves will be able to stand up for themselves, and to fight as well as BK against an enemy, and a powerful one. 

The obvious objectives during this new war are: 

-To let me steal t$'s bank, cause I'm loot hungry

-To make sure that no t$ member steals their bank out of stress

-That tCW restores it's military reputation

-That abolishes slavery

-That war dodgers understand that war dodging is bad, very bad, extremely bad, and is only reserved for RnR people that actually can't fight

 

With this, dear BK slaves and slavesmasters, have a beautiful day. And may this blitz be your best.

 

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Underlord: This isn't even 10% of my Purple Power! Wait until you see my final form.

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Guest San Fortunado

I was going to look for a good "They're coming for us meme," then ended up searching "Jesus memes," and settled on this in the end:

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For all this talk of war dodging, when can we expect your DoW on Fark?

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all these weebs.

 

”THERE GONNA “BAKA” YOU!”

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Sooner or later the war dodgers will run out of alliances to hide in.

21 minutes ago, Akuryo said:

For all this talk of war dodging, when can we expect your DoW on Fark?

We've got no issues with FARK, why would we do that?

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36 minutes ago, Sphinx said:

Sooner or later the war dodgers will run out of alliances to hide in.

We've got no issues with FARK, why would we do that?

You have issues with war dodgers. Fark has harbored and continues to harbor or protect a vast number of war dodgers, including about half of TCWs own protectorate which abandoned the Coalition A side to form Medellin which merged to make Manhattan.

Either kill them all or drop the war cry 😛

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To be fair, that's a pretty fierce attack pigeon.

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11 minutes ago, TheNG said:

If it makes you feel any better, I was crying the whole time too. 

Thank you. Your tears are appreciated in these trying times.

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Congrats to all the birds

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Where's the infra crack jokes?

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Can... can I sign for the double-rebuild funds please?

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