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It’s been a busy first month for GOONS in the world of Orbis. In the midst of constant war, we’ve been busy making friends and getting up to trouble on our own. We’ve been so busy that it warrants a small update on our status.

Update one: the flag! GOONS consider itself an inclusive alliance that seeks the uplift of all people. That, combined with our 100/100 command economy, has made the dirty commie theme quite easy for us to adapt. Many of our members are real-life socialists and communists, and we welcome diplomatic contact with other like-minded alliances.

Update two: Alliance growth! In a brief 42 days, GOONS has already cracked the top 30 of alliances.
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Update three: Speaking of diplomatic contact with like-minded alliances, we have some announcements to make.

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The Unjust Highway

 

The Oath 

We the New Pacific Order (NPO) and the Goon Order of Ordinances, Neutrality and Sabotage (GOONS) in desire to protect one another and to signify our Trust, Loyalty and Unity in one another, hereby swear to dedicate ourselves, our nations and our alliances for the collective security of our respective communities. We hereby also swear to remain diplomatic and respectful towards each other and resolve our differences in private. 

 

2. The Circle

The NPO and GOONS agree to not divulge private information between one another to uninvolved parties. Both the above mentioned alliances also agree to not conduct espionage, aid enemies or in any form or manner (bank-holding, aiding etc.) help alliances who mean harm to either party. The NPO and GOONS also agree that for as long as the Unjust Path is in effect, to maintain peace and harmony between one another. 

 

3. Unity 

The undersigned alliances swear to commit their military, financial and political resources to defend each other from aggressive actions of third parties. 

In case of either party wishing to undertake aggressive action against a third party, the other alliance reserves the right to intervene with support, but is not obligated to do so. 

 

4. Intelligence

[Redacted]

 

5. Duration 

This treaty will come into force one signed by both parties. Once enforced, the treaty may be cancelled at any time with a 72 hour notice to the other signatory, during which period, all the clauses of this treaty are still in effect. 


Signed for the New Pacific Order

Emperor: Roquentin

Regent: Lord of Darkness

Lord Commander (2nd-In-Command): Keshav

 

Signed for the Goon Order of Ordinances, Neutrality and Sabotage

El Presidente la Langosta: Do Not Fear Jazz

Optimus Prime Minister: Redacted

Hambassidor: JT Jag

Penile Envoy: Comrade Marx

Lard Commandante: Khris Kruel

Dumbo Wrangler: Archibald

Bus Fare Guru: Agni365

Corvid Comptroller: Oh Tiniest Bird

High War Adjudicator: Dancemasterlee

Hurr Comm: Sardonic

 

 

 

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The Many Heads of Hate

The Goon Order of Ordinance, Neutrality and Sabotage and Hydra hereby announce a Mutual Defense Pact, with a duration of 90 days until it is to be re-assessed for potential upgrade or other status change.

Signed by Hydra:

High Hydran: Sol Slayer

Hydran: Sandman 713

 

 

Signed for the Goon Order of Ordinances, Neutrality and Sabotage

 

 

El Presidente la Langosta: Do Not Fear Jazz

Optimus Prime Minister: Redacted

Hambassidor: JT Jag

Penile Envoy: Comrade Marx

Lard Commandante: Khris Kruel

Dumbo Wrangler: Archibald

Bus Fare Guru: Agni365

Corvid Comptroller: Oh Tiniest Bird

High War Adjudicator: Dancemasterlee

Hurr Comm: Sardonic

 

 

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The Goon Order of Ordinance, Neutrality and Sabotage hereby declares that a state of war now exists with The Knights Radiant in defense of the New Pacific Order.

Signed,

El Presidente la Langosta: Do Not Fear Jazz

Optimus Prime Minister: Redacted

Hambassidor: JT Jag

Penile Envoy: Comrade Marx

Lard Commandante: Khris Kruel

Dumbo Wrangler: Archibald

Bus Fare Guru: Agni365

Corvid Comptroller: Oh Tiniest Bird

High War Adjudicator: Dancemasterlee

Hurr Comm:  Sardonic

 

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congrats, and good luck

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8 minutes ago, JT Jag said:

in defense of the New Pacific Order.

lmfao

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3 minutes ago, Noctis Anarch Caelum said:

Will BK, TKR & KETOG align against the new threat? All the Knights together, lol

We got a genius in the house

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2 minutes ago, dancemasterlee said:

We got a genius in the house

Where?

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Someone find infiinte_citadel or azaghul and tell them i'm sorry, that i was forced at blade point to raze TKR nations... The scariest moment in my time with GOONS is on updates, when marx would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing.

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I want to just comment on the flag, but I guess that derails threads.

Good stuff guys, looks really good - also I'm digging your flag. Congratulations.

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2 minutes ago, ooohu said:

Someone find infiinte_citadel or azaghul and tell them i'm sorry, that i was forced at blade point to raze TKR nations... The scariest moment in my time with GOONS is on updates, when marx would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing.

I'm sure it's not as bad as all that. He'll probably only use it on the bourgeoisie and the whales, and they're not really people anyway.

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9 minutes ago, Miller said:

lmfao

They do realize NPO declared on us right?

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Right?

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Oh no, how will my 500 infra cities ever cope with such a brutal blitz? Naturally NPO needed to be defended at this point from this vicious threat. Nevermind the fact that they were the aggressors in this war.

Too bad my good first impression of GOONS turned out to be so wrong. The line of argumentation is bullshitting right on the level of Roq and Keshav.

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4 minutes ago, Wizel16 said:

They do realize NPO declared on us right?

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Right?

The Roqbot firmware doesn't allow for freethink.

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Doomhouse 2,0

 

Also, roll Methrage

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5 minutes ago, Kongo Jack said:

Doomhouse 2,0

 

Also, roll Methrage

My offense slots are all full & fairy moon wasn’t given permission.

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=132252

You can keep taking about it or try something. 

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2 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

I mean, provoking us with mass spying condoned on a coalition level is probably a bad idea™

Must've misunderstood the "in defense of the New Pacific Order" part then. Could've sworn it meant your war reason was in defense of NPO rather than espionage related activites.

Like I said.. bullshitting on Roq's and Keshav's level. Stating one reason and then claiming it was something totally different. ;)

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Just now, Mitsuru said:

Must've misunderstood the "in defense of the New Pacific Order" part then. Could've sworn it meant your war reason was in defense of NPO rather than espionage related activites.

Like I said.. bullshitting on Roq's and Keshav's level. Stating one reason and then claiming it was something totally different. ;)

Doomhouse is a hivemind.

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1 minute ago, Mitsuru said:

Must've misunderstood the "in defense of the New Pacific Order" part then. Could've sworn it meant your war reason was in defense of NPO rather than espionage related activites.

Like I said.. bullshitting on Roq's and Keshav's level. Stating one reason and then claiming it was something totally different. ;)

Mitsu chill. do not fear the jazz man~~~

 

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