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It's a pants-wearing competition. Granted, it could turn into a rank competition. We can rank things such as user clout, heaviest forehead, and ability to eat a bunch of bees.

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3 hours ago, Khris Kruel said:

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let us all come together and honor the now father and motherless families of the spies that were killed in this horrendous war. We will honor their memory by attacking TKR.

Clearly the perpetrator here is the unknown nation. Why u bully orange man for the sins of the unknown nation.

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Good tidings, comrades!

As the newly promoted Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms within the GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY, I would like to happily greet all my fellow comrades here on Orbis! Please direct any and all questions, comments, or concerns about assisting, joining, or becoming one with the GOONS and the GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY to my desk. My assistants will happily process your paperwork and ensure it gets on the desk of the people who need to see it, IE. myself. My assistant Brigsby insisted that I introduce myself on these forums things the boys in the tech labs cooked up, so I figured I might as well get that out of the way right now at the crack of dawn!

I would love to get to know you fine citizens of Orbis, so please send me any and all messages you wish to my desk! I'll read them all! I may even reply to a few that I don't immediately feed to my paper shredder!

Unless you're fascist, of course. You'll get a special reply that I created with the office photocopier.

Happy Halloween,

Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY

Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms

Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member

Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United

Blutarch Mann

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8 hours ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

Many of our members are real-life socialists and communists, and we welcome diplomatic contact with other like-minded alliances

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So you guys want a real life revolution? Relive communist Russia and China? Kill billions of people. I would not be proud of being a communist when it's killed so many people.

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10 minutes ago, Lycus said:

something something communism kills people a lot!!1!

Hello, totally sane and reasonable person who is in an alliance named after a literal nazi army, is posting a picture implying that you want to literally murder your political enemies, and covers their profile in prepubescent anime girls wearing nazi uniforms, while still talking about how other ideologies are bad because they "kill billions"!

Thanks,

Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY
Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms
Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member
Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United
Blutarch Mann

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For those who wonder "Why do people reference the NPO from C N? Shouldn't that not matter in PnW?"

I'd like to point out the title of this treaty is a direct reference to the treaty GOONS and NPO had in C N. Specifically it is a reference to the peak of NPOs hegemony where they would go so far as to install Viceroys in opposing alliances. The image of a boot stomping on an enemy is also from that era.

Combine that with the ODN and Polaris ties which were both directly lifted from C N to PnW and then combine that with the consistent influx of C N recruits they bring you can probably start to see the problem.

With that said there are plenty of problems with NPO's actions just in PnW that could be focused on but this is still something worth pointing out

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20 minutes ago, Lycus said:

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So you guys want a real life revolution? Relive communist Russia and China? Kill billions of people. I would not be proud of being a communist when it's killed so many people.

Shocking no one, Afrika Korps remains unable to speak without invoking their favourite fashy nonsense.

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47 minutes ago, Lycus said:

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So you guys want a real life revolution? Relive communist Russia and China? Kill billions of people. I would not be proud of being a communist when it's killed so many people.

And you're showing your dislike of people being killed by using a meme showing Bernie supporters being thrown from a helicopter onto what appears to be a mass grave? You're a moron.

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43 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said:

ideologies are bad because they "kill billions"!

Correct

 

36 minutes ago, Archibald said:

Shocking no one, Afrika Korps remains unable to speak without invoking their favourite fashy nonsense

Say what? You can't handle a meme?

Not to mention, there's absolutely no reference to "fashy" content in my meme. Throwing commies out of helis is from the good old Chilean dictator, Augusto Pinochet. Who infact is not a fashy person. 

Also, I have not imposed an ideology on you. Neither has my alliance, that is themed around having a Warlord leading an Afrikan military state. You instead look for people with communist tendencies irl to associate with. We should not be discriminating people in-game based on their irl beliefs. (I'm an independent btw)

Oh wait, you should ask @Do Not Fear Jazz. She was our 2ic afterall. I'm sure you know her very well being your leader... as do we. She made our nation page art and flags too. Animated advirtisments even which we all loved. I'm certain our alliance has invested billions in her, and she even grew faster than me despite being a younger nation. We miss you!

10 minutes ago, Big Brother said:

And you're showing your dislike of people being killed by using a meme showing Bernie supporters being thrown from a helicopter onto what appears to be a mass grave? You're a moron.

Quite a common meme bro. Read what I just said above.

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1 minute ago, Lycus said:

Say what? You can't handle a meme?

Not to mention, there's absolutely no reference to "fashy" content in my meme. Throwing commies out of helis is from the good old Chilean dictator, Augusto Pinochet. Who infact is not a fashy person. 

Also, I have not imposed an ideology on you. Neither has my alliance, that is themed around having a Warlord leading an Afrikan military state. You instead look for people with communist tendencies irl to associate with. We should not be discriminating people in-game based on their irl beliefs. (I'm an independent btw)

Oh wait, you should ask @Do Not Fear Jazz. She was our 2ic afterall. I'm sure you know her very well as do we. She made our nation page art and flags too. Animated advirtisments even which we all loved. I'm certain our alliance has invested billions in her, and she even grew faster than be despite being a younger nation. We miss you!

Quite a common meme bro. Read what I just said above.

Yeah, it's a meme inspired by people being murdered in real life, the very same thing you criticized. But hey, keep showing everyone what an idiotic hypocrite you are. The fact that you meme about murdering Bernie supporters in one post only to turn around and say "we shouldn't be discriminating people in-game based on their irl beliefs" in the next doesn't exactly make you look any better in that regard either. Here's a thought, how about you don't impose your anti-communist and anti-socialist ideology on any of us and we'll keep right on not doing that to you.

Also lmao @ "Pinochet wasn't fashy", what a joke.

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1 minute ago, Lycus said:

Cgood old Chilean dictator, Augusto Pinochet. Who infact is not a fashy person. 

Greetings, literal unironic nazi who supports nazis and proudly displays their nazi membership at all times!

Do you need to hire a proof-reader? Because you seem to lack any basic understanding of what the word "fashy" means and how it relates to the word "Dictator". However, it is clear that you lack basic foundational knowledge, of anything you speak of, because if you did you would know that the fascist mass murdering dictator Augusto Pinochet was installed by the CIA to ensure Capitalist control over Chile. So, it is you who endorses the mass murder of billions. Although, perhaps, you may not care. Which says a lot more about you as a person than it does about anyone else in this "thread", as my assistant Brigsby calls it.

Your alliance is also not themed around "a warlord leading an Afrikan military state" as you have claimed. It is, quite literally, verbatim, the name of a Nazi expeditionary force. You are a nazi. You are in a nazi alliance. You are associating with nazis. You are an unironic supporter of the Nazi regime to the point that you feel the need to plaster it all over everything you do, and you do not realize there is a connection between the word "dictator" and "fashy".

Perhaps there is a link here that you may be missing. Perhaps, maybe, if you had refrained from skipping your schooling education to watch animated cartoons twenty four seven, you would maybe potentially understand the link.

May your fascist dreams rot in hell along with the stench that emits from your anime bodypillow every night,

Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY
Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms
Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member
Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United
Blutarch Mann

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50 minutes ago, Smith said:

For those who wonder "Why do people reference the NPO from C N? Shouldn't that not matter in PnW?"

I'd like to point out the title of this treaty is a direct reference to the treaty GOONS and NPO had in C N. Specifically it is a reference to the peak of NPOs hegemony where they would go so far as to install Viceroys in opposing alliances. The image of a boot stomping on an enemy is also from that era.

Combine that with the ODN and Polaris ties which were both directly lifted from C N to PnW and then combine that with the consistent influx of C N recruits they bring you can probably start to see the problem.

With that said there are plenty of problems with NPO's actions just in PnW that could be focused on but this is still something worth pointing out

This is so wrong it's hilarious.

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28 minutes ago, Lycus said:

Throwing commies out of helis is from the good old Chilean dictator, Augusto Pinochet. Who infact is not a fashy person. 

Pinochet eliminated the Chilean constitution, their congress, any opposing political parties, actual freedom of speech, habeas corpus, trade unions, and tortured dissidents in a soccer stadium. Doing this all with a secret police that he established undemocratically. You can't say commies are bad because of the USSR/China then turn around and say this guy was good.

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11 minutes ago, Big Brother said:

Also lmao @ "Pinochet wasn't fashy", what a joke

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augusto_Pinochet

I'm sure you can read.

 

11 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said:

Greetings, literal unironic nazi who supports nazis and proudly displays their nazi membership at all times!

No, just no. I don't support Nazis, nor do I associate with such scum.

 

13 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said:

Your alliance is also not themed around "a warlord leading an Afrikan military state" as you have claimed. It is, quite literally, verbatim, the name of a Nazi expeditionary force. You are a nazi. You are in a nazi alliance. You are associating with nazis. You are an unironic supporter of the Nazi regime to the point that you feel the need to plaster it all over everything you do, and you do not realize there is a connection between the word "dictator" and "fashy

You certainly should calm your jugs.

Afrika is a continent. Korps is commonly used to refer to a military with some 30k divisions. You are literally flaming rn, labeling me things I don't associate with. I tell you our lore, literally implied on our alliance page, and you tell me it's not that. It's my alliance buddy, not yours.

Now I've never plastered anything have I? You call yourselves communists, plaster it on your announcement. Our announcements typically include some Ugandan military, ww2 tanks, and the landscape of the most beautiful continent on the planet. 

Also, aren't you calling your leader a facist? Do you realize how ironic that is? I'll say it again, she was our co-leader. 2ic. Before that she was a minister in our propaganda department. Gosh dude.

Next thing you'll say is, oh no there's eagles on our alliance page. Your leader literally designed our banners after the game sniper elite. This is hilarious.

26 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said:

Perhaps there is a link here that you may be missing. Perhaps, maybe, if you had refrained from skipping your schooling education to watch animated cartoons twenty four seven, you would maybe potentially understand the link.

I'm sorry to break it to you. Not all dictators are fascists. And quite frankly, how dare you attack my education. Anime is all one needs to have a great life.

 

30 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said:

Augusto Pinochet was installed by the CIA to ensure Capitalist control over Chile.

Capitalist control eh? Haha. Man, you guys are pretty hardcore. I bet you guys are living in a capitalist country right now, complaining despite the fact that I went from nothing to owning a business of my own. Capitalism empowers the people to make a life for themselves. I don't mind it at all. 

Aaaaand here we go, off the topic. Haha. 

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1 minute ago, Contra Calculus said:

Pinochet eliminated the Chilean constitution, their congress, any opposing political parties, actual freedom of speech, habeas corpus, trade unions, and tortured dissidents in a soccer stadium. Doing this all with a secret police that he established undemocratically. You can't say commies are bad because of the USSR/China then turn around and say this guy was good.

You right. He's not good, but that's besides my point.

Oh hold up, let's persecute Frawely for using him as a profile picture. Gosh, even NPO can meme. I can't?

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1 hour ago, Blutarch Mann said:

Greetings, literal unironic nazi who supports nazis and proudly displays their nazi membership at all times!

Do you need to hire a proof-reader? Because you seem to lack any basic understanding of what the word "fashy" means and how it relates to the word "Dictator". However, it is clear that you lack basic foundational knowledge, of anything you speak of, because if you did you would know that the fascist mass murdering dictator Augusto Pinochet was installed by the CIA to ensure Capitalist control over Chile. So, it is you who endorses the mass murder of billions. Although, perhaps, you may not care. Which says a lot more about you as a person than it does about anyone else in this "thread", as my assistant Brigsby calls it.

Your alliance is also not themed around "a warlord leading an Afrikan military state" as you have claimed. It is, quite literally, verbatim, the name of a Nazi expeditionary force. You are a nazi. You are in a nazi alliance. You are associating with nazis. You are an unironic supporter of the Nazi regime to the point that you feel the need to plaster it all over everything you do, and you do not realize there is a connection between the word "dictator" and "fashy".

Perhaps there is a link here that you may be missing. Perhaps, maybe, if you had refrained from skipping your schooling education to watch animated cartoons twenty four seven, you would maybe potentially understand the link.

May your fascist dreams rot in hell along with the stench that emits from your anime bodypillow every night,

Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY
Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms
Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member
Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United
Blutarch Mann

Godwin's law 

It's now unrecoverable, get original content...

Dear Forums, 

I'm tired of everyone being a nazi, lift your game. Fun comebacks are hiding in all places, just look for the orange man. 

 

And for those who haven't heard it

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33 minutes ago, Lycus said:

I can but I'm less sure about you at this point. If you can read all of that and you still don't see Pinochet's fashy tendencies for what they are you're just being deliberately biased and obtuse. I guess I shouldn't really expect much more from a bootlicker.

Oh and, memeing about Pinochet's murderous regime, calling him a "good old Chilean dictator" then turning around once again saying he wasn't "good"? Good to see you've got that hypocrisy locked down. You truly are an inspiration to every bullshitting scumbag out there.

1 minute ago, JordyHamsVII said:

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Except he didn't prove an argument wrong by comparing anything to Nazi Germany, he made it by presenting facts that anyone can look up for themselves. If you're going to use Godwin's law, at least use it right.

 

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1 hour ago, Blutarch Mann said:

Greetings, literal unironic nazi who supports nazis and proudly displays their nazi membership at all times!

 

Your alliance is also not themed around "a warlord leading an Afrikan military state" as you have claimed. It is, quite literally, verbatim, the name of a Nazi expeditionary force. You are a nazi. You are in a nazi alliance. You are associating with nazis. You are an unironic supporter of the Nazi regime to the point that you feel the need to plaster it all over everything you do, and you do not realize there is a connection between the word "dictator" and "fashy".

 

If that's not comparing someone to the nazis idk what is...

Where are these facts... (Just because you're named Big Brother should you be an unironic supporter of totalitarian governments)

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