Popular Post Douggie Posted September 14, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2019 On this day at 10:36 pm Orbis time, The Boys resigned from further conflict against the GOONS, with a ceasefire agreed upon following the compliance of several terms which were agreed upon and executed by TB. We at TB look forward to peace and the possibility of further relations between us and the GOONS in the future. Thanks everyone! Sorry for wasting your time with micro affairs lol. 2 2 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 More like the Girls smh 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 GOONS accepts the Boys surrender. /s/ GoNoS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motky Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugenides Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 A thing happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 As a wise Imperial Officer once said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThineHolySaint Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Whomst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Well fought Boys, well fought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 A shirtless young man with cut off jean shorts, scrawly blonde hair, and sunglasses bigger than his head walks up to the podium. He has a glass half full with what appears to be a dark rum. "Welcome, welcome. As Lard Commandante, we accept this surrender of the boys. We have had two days of gnawing and gnashing bloody hugs and kisses, and it is with great honor we say that our 40 man alliance has barely conquered this tough 5 man foe," Khris Kruel says solemnly to the crowd. "We laughed, we cried, we yelled, we kissed. It was tumultous and arduent. But we perservered through the bad grammar and misspelling of words that flooded The Boys inboxes. Some would say technically we started the fight, and to them I would say nay, only the red eye god chooses who is guilty and who starts wars. We were chivalrous and honorable throughout, and we will always carry on our proud GOON tradition of fighting honorable battles. Did I mention honorable?" Khris Kruel downs the rest of his drink and throws his glass into the crowd of 5 people. He gives the double peace sign and pushes over the podium. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, Khris Kruel said: A shirtless young man with cut off jean shorts, scrawly blonde hair, and sunglasses bigger than his head walks up to the podium. He has a glass half full with what appears to be a dark rum. "Welcome, welcome. As Lard Commandante, we accept this surrender of the boys. We have had two days of gnawing and gnashing bloody hugs and kisses, and it is with great honor we say that our 40 man alliance has barely conquered this tough 5 man foe," Khris Kruel says solemnly to the crowd. "We laughed, we cried, we yelled, we kissed. It was tumultous and arduent. But we perservered through the bad grammar and misspelling of words that flooded The Boys inboxes. Some would say technically we started the fight, and to them I would say nay, only the red eye god chooses who is guilty and who starts wars. We were chivalrous and honorable throughout, and we will always carry on our proud GOON tradition of fighting honorable battles. Did I mention honorable?" Khris Kruel downs the rest of his drink and throws his glass into the crowd of 5 people. He gives the double peace sign and pushes over the podium. Y'all kiss boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mad Max said: Y'all kiss boys? You don't? There ain't no girls around these parts, my boy. This is the internet, and everyone needs some love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mad Max said: Y'all kiss boys? This is blatant homophobia, I'm calling the cops. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, Khris Kruel said: You don't? There ain't no girls around these parts, my boy. This is the internet, and everyone needs some love. I was curious, no hate, how do I join GOONS?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Tiniest Bird Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Good show, Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mad Max said: I was curious, no hate, how do I join GOONS?? Well, it starts with a hug :winky face: and then some love :sexy winky face: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Khris Kruel said: Well, it starts with a hug :winky face: and then some love :sexy winky face: Easy peasy! XD Lets take this to DMs - good luck to both of y'all getting along and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancemasterlee Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 surrender accepted good folks. 1 Quote Specialist in buttes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) 1 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 New NPO meatshield is nice but I want some swedish meatbols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric the Red II Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Congrats to both alliances and good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valleo Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 12 hours ago, ShadyAssassin said: New NPO meatshield is nice but I want some swedish meatbols You would sound better with them in your mouth ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancemasterlee Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Lord Valleo said: You would sound better with them in your mouth ? His mouth is already full of them LV 1 1 Quote Specialist in buttes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Tiniest Bird Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Big thick meatballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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