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A shirtless young man with cut off jean shorts, scrawly blonde hair, and sunglasses bigger than his head walks up to the podium. He has a glass half full with what appears to be a dark rum.

"Welcome, welcome. As Lard Commandante, we accept this surrender of the boys. We have had two days of gnawing and gnashing bloody hugs and kisses, and it is with great honor we say that our 40 man alliance has barely conquered this tough 5 man foe," Khris Kruel says solemnly to the crowd.

"We laughed, we cried, we yelled, we kissed. It was tumultous and arduent. But we perservered through the bad grammar and misspelling of words that flooded The Boys inboxes. Some would say technically we started the fight, and to them I would say nay, only the red eye god chooses who is guilty and who starts wars. We were chivalrous and honorable throughout, and we will always carry on our proud GOON tradition of fighting honorable battles. Did I mention honorable?"

Khris Kruel downs the rest of his drink and throws his glass into the crowd of 5 people. He gives the double peace sign and pushes over the podium.

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25 minutes ago, Khris Kruel said:

A shirtless young man with cut off jean shorts, scrawly blonde hair, and sunglasses bigger than his head walks up to the podium. He has a glass half full with what appears to be a dark rum.

"Welcome, welcome. As Lard Commandante, we accept this surrender of the boys. We have had two days of gnawing and gnashing bloody hugs and kisses, and it is with great honor we say that our 40 man alliance has barely conquered this tough 5 man foe," Khris Kruel says solemnly to the crowd.

"We laughed, we cried, we yelled, we kissed. It was tumultous and arduent. But we perservered through the bad grammar and misspelling of words that flooded The Boys inboxes. Some would say technically we started the fight, and to them I would say nay, only the red eye god chooses who is guilty and who starts wars. We were chivalrous and honorable throughout, and we will always carry on our proud GOON tradition of fighting honorable battles. Did I mention honorable?"

Khris Kruel downs the rest of his drink and throws his glass into the crowd of 5 people. He gives the double peace sign and pushes over the podium.

Y'all kiss boys?

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Just now, Khris Kruel said:

You don't? There ain't no girls around these parts, my boy. This is the internet, and everyone needs some love.

I was curious, no hate, how do I join GOONS?

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1 minute ago, Khris Kruel said:

Well, it starts with a hug :winky face: and then some love :sexy winky face:
 

Easy peasy! XD

Lets take this to DMs  - good luck to both of y'all getting along and stuff.

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