Fraggle Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 From the Desk of Wembely Fraggle The greatest nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Friends!! Our ex lover, Pragglesan has tried and failed to execute the perfect plan. We saw this coming and had a plan in place. No no. We aren't just taking a trip to the beach. We are hard working Fraggles now. Instead of having the loud mouth snake speak for us, I, Wembley Fraggle am appointing the lightest Fraggle to the fourth highest honor, Fraggle Cabinet Member. Greetings Friends!! I am honored to be part of this new and exciting opportunity. With every passing day, Orbis is missing a chance to reserve the horrible progress made. It's time to return to the time of a simpler world. That's right, coal. Coal for you. Coal for me. Coal for our snake friends. Coal for everyone. Now for this to work, you must commit to coal. Food? Nonsense. Oil? Nonsense. Anything besides coal? Nonsense. The world must come together for coal. Coal will be the next great thing......but wait....it already was. It was just laying in the mines....not being used as intended. Back to business. All coal is now under the direct control of Pragglesan. That is all. Two Hugs, Wembley Fraggle 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted August 17, 2019 Author Share Posted August 17, 2019 Breaking, breaking, breaking news!! Greetings Friends!! Just to be clear, the above message is a bounty against our friend Pragglesan, in the name of the Great Hippo!! For every chunk of coal taken from the snake, Hippo will pay out 200 food. Six Hugs, Wembley Fraggle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingChicken Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I sense Nokia Rokia being in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 pH droppin’ below 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bails Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I can never translate the words of Fraggle, anyone got a translation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 26 minutes ago, Dio Brando said: pH droppin’ below 7 Better being toxic than just... basic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Imperfect Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Fraggle said: Six Hugs, How can a snake hug?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 11 hours ago, Ripper said: Better being toxic than just... basic. Less toxic and more “it feels like I’m on acid”. But ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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