Popular Post Fraggle Posted July 8, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2019 We interrupt your local broadcast of Punky Brewster, The Menopause Years to bring you a special local message. Greetings Friends. As the newly appointed Minister of Honest to God Information for the best ever alliance, Terminal Jest, I come to make a major announcement. While on the beaches with my lover Pragglesan, we had a vision.....a vision that we couldn't shake. A vision that stayed with us. Our friend, Fred took an excellent photo of us on the shores enjoying the wonders of the world. You doubt us? We have the picture here!! That's right. I wear a tie. Why do you care? It gives my lover easy access to bondage. If we both consent, is it wrong? No. We enjoy our pleasure sessions on the shores of paradise. Unfortunately we got caught up in a situation. We weren't paying attention to the weather and my lover is not a great swimmer. These are just facts. You're doubting me again? Alright I have photos of this as well, you doubter. See!! Pragglesan had to be carried out by our very friendly locals that were willing to assist in more more ways than once.....if you catch our drift (They were into our bondage game as well). No worries though, as Tommy and Big Jim got my lover out of the waters. Did you assume by the skin tone and beard that they were named something else? Shame. These fellas know how to treat a snek and fraggle. Where was I? Oh that's right, the breaking news. Chaos has broken out within The Fighting Pacifists. It's am mess. Nations doing their own thing. Leadership lacking. It keeps my lover up at night. To be honest, when my lover and Big Jim don't sleep well, they get grumpy. They forget the safe words. It's not the way to do business. On The Direct Authority of The Minister of Less Than Honest To God Information, We are sending in peace keepers to restore order within The Fighting Pacifists. Until peace can be restored, we will have to break into your favorite TV shows for updates. We now continue your interrupted show. 2 5 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tojoky Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Dang my tighty whiteys are definitely going to need some cleaning after this one. Sushi round two I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fraggle Posted July 9, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2019 Special Alert Update: Version .02 (Too soon?) Greetings!! We have received important intercepts concerning this war to end all wars!! PartisanToday at 6:11 PM Greetings, Friends! I have come to negotiate things Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:12 PM Greetings Friends I have come to counter offer PartisanToday at 6:12 PM I have a counter-counter offer from the desk of exorock for you Good friend Fraggisan's offer is already obsolete Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:12 PM I have the best offer you will see today If you take any offer from Praggleshit...you will regret it PragglesanToday at 6:13 PM But you will not regret regretting it That's better than nothing! Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:13 PM I offer more than nothing SLightly PragglesanToday at 6:13 PM Don't listen to the acid snake Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:14 PM Look...if you want to listen to fake Fraggle here...go ahead PragglesanToday at 6:14 PM What is real, anyway Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:14 PM My offer is valid for 4 minutes Take it or leave it. PragglesanToday at 6:15 PM (I suggest leaving it) Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:15 PM Again....listening to this snake-hole will get you nowhere PragglesanToday at 6:15 PM My offer is valid starting in 3 minutes Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:16 PM Your offer if waiting for my offer to expire so you can counter with nothing is* PragglesanToday at 6:16 PM Here's the thing Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:16 PM PraggleZit is setting you all up PragglesanToday at 6:16 PM you can take Fraggle's offer and get nothing That's not a bad deal Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:16 PM He wants you to not accept this offer PragglesanToday at 6:16 PM its fair, you know but these are differen times and different times require different measures So, take my offer instead. Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:17 PM If you let this offer go.....there will be dire poop stains You can't allow this to happen PragglesanToday at 6:17 PM That's sustenance More than nothing! Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:17 PM It's not good 2 minutes left. Take the offer TojokyToday at 6:17 PM MY tighty whiteys are already poop stained 2 PragglesanToday at 6:17 PM Ew I retract my offer TojokyToday at 6:18 PM Don't eat expired sushi guys. Bad shit. It was a very bad shit Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:18 PM Alright....I tried. You can all see that I tried PragglesanToday at 6:18 PM Yes we tried Let's go home, Fraggle Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:18 PM Sorry you all didn't want it. Byyyyyyeeeeeee PartisanToday at 6:19 PM Well its their own fault they'll be hit now Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:19 PM We tried, right PartisanToday at 6:19 PM Yes, we did Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:19 PM We can sleep well knowing that we tried Not on our shoulders PartisanToday at 6:19 PM It's not our fault people don't want to do diplomacy that's their choice We were reasonable Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:20 PM We really offered them the moon and left with tighty whitey poop memories Nothing we could do PartisanToday at 6:20 PM Nothing at all Sometimes it honestly bugs me to see such great opportunities wasted Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:21 PM When do you see such a chance for world peace....and then it's pissed away It's shameful if you ask me PartisanToday at 6:21 PM all because of poop Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:21 PM Everyone poops.....but not on themselves like that PartisanToday at 6:22 PM We didn't ask for much you know just some decency Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:22 PM Also....all of this should be posted as our attempt to peace. PartisanToday at 6:22 PM It should Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:22 PM That will be on me PartisanToday at 6:22 PM do you want to do it? Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:22 PM We did try PartisanToday at 6:22 PM We did Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:22 PM I will PartisanToday at 6:23 PM NoahToday at 1:20 AM Wat da h*ck PartisanToday at 1:20 AM Greetings, Friend! NoahToday at 1:20 AM Greetings, Friend! PartisanToday at 1:21 AM Why do you dm me have we met? NoahToday at 1:22 AM I am the one who had the poor experience with sushi PartisanToday at 1:22 AM Please stop harassing me I dont want to hear about your poop -- They are harassing me in dm, friend Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:26 PM Same here NoahToday at 6:20 PM Wat da h*ck Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:26 PM Greetings Friend!! NoahToday at 6:27 PM Would you like to hear more about my sushi? Fraggle Of Fraggle RockToday at 6:28 PM Please stop harassing me I dont want to hear about your poop PartisanToday at 6:28 PM hahahahaha never change fraggle And now back to your local broadcast. Byyyyyeeeeee. 2 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 It's about time someone brought peace to TFP. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 I wonder why Kerchtog isn't pissed at TJest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 We did try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lossi Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Will said: I wonder why Kerchtog isn't pissed at TJest. For, uh... Running their alliance? Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) 1 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, Will said: I wonder why Kerchtog isn't pissed at TJest. Why would we be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin076 Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 I whalecome this news. Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan1 Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ryan1 said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Thalmor said: Why would we be? With all the wars theyre waging, Dark Brotherhood and now TFP. Meh im just thonkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lossi Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Will said: With all the wars theyre waging, Dark Brotherhood and now TFP. Meh im just thonkin. Sure, but they don't involve us, therefor there's nothing for us to get upset over. 1 Quote Quote Former leader of Chocolate Castle 4/1/2021 "It's pretty easy to get abused by Rosey without being a weirdo about it" - Betilius "Rosey is everything I look for in a fighter" - partisan "I’m very much not surprised that Lossi has you blocked tbh" - @MCMaster-095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True King Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Did Fraggle or Partisan take coalition building tips from KETOG or KETOG take coalition building tips from him? Does remind me how the current coalition formed against BK, one attacking the other and getting them to attack somebody else rather than keep hitting each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/9/2019 at 6:54 PM, Noctis Anarch Caelum said: Did Fraggle or Partisan take coalition building tips from KETOG or KETOG take coalition building tips from him? Does remind me how the current coalition formed against BK, one attacking the other and getting them to attack somebody else rather than keep hitting each other. Have you made it a rule to shoot cocaine before you post here 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Storm Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 16 hours ago, Dio Brando said: Have you made it a rule to shoot cocaine before you post here Who shoots cocaine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True King Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 16 hours ago, Dio Brando said: Have you made it a rule to shoot cocaine before you post here That was a joke, but just appearance wise from the outside them beating up on each other; then hitting BK when they never attacked. (Took the bait as Frawley would call that war ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Dad said: Who shoots cocaine? Some crazy ****ers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyDLegend Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Someone save me from this zoo prison camp ? Quote Former Manager t$ and Director of R&D Former Director of Finance, Security in e$ Founder of The Prate Syndicate(test server) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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