Popular Post Smith Posted June 27, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2019 An Orbis Chronicle: The Endgame It was a beautiful day in Francoberg, Roqovia’s capital. The public forums were quiet and the waters were stagnant, just as their citizens liked it. At the center was Roquentin’s palatial hamster cage, where the Lords of IQ had gathered to make their ritual offerings of carrots and treaties. At each side of Roquentin’s exercise wheel stood his most loyal advisors: Dio the Dildio and Auctor also known as “Diet Inst”. Roquentin was listening to the complaints of his many subjects who were seeking shelter from the great menace known as Chaos. Among these were NPO’s protectorates such as InfoWars, Goon Squad, and the Black Knights. BK in particular was concerned as they had just finished a massive dogpile against TKR and were caught immediately planning another massive dogpile against TKR. “My lord you must help us contain Chaos”, Leo the Brave and Beautiful leader of BK begged. “They are arguably the 4th, maybe even the 3rd largest sphere in the game and a massive threat to us.” “and why are they fighting you?” Roquentin asked. “Because they found a plan where we said we would fight Chaos and you would hit Keto. I told them it wasn’t true but can you now please hit Keto while we fight Chaos?” Leo answered. “and what were chaos and keto doing before they found this out?” Roq asked. “Uhh… They were fighting each other...” Leo meekly answered. “An obviously fake war! They are fighting each other to give the illusion that they would be willing to fight each other,” Diet Inst said with disgust. “pathetic i agree. as if such empty actions could cause us to stray from the path of dynamism” Roquentin murmured between bites of carrot. “but if we are pinning keto down, are you confident that 4:1 odds will be enough for you to defeat chaos on your own?” the Rodent of Consolidation asked. Leo sweat nervously. “Uhhh we might need some help there too...” he admitted. “Forgive me for speaking Roq, but if we help then everyone will know our split was fake.” Dildio said. “no we will just say the people who suggested our split might be fake these last few weeks forced us to reform,” Roq said. “Didn’t we say that exact same thing about EMC for over a year?” Dildio asked? “uhh…. no,” Roq answered. “Also we have logs of them planning to his us!” Diet Inst insisted. “But we only have logs of people wanting to hit IQ,” Dildio said. “exactly,” Roq grinned. “Plus we could just say we have more logs that we can’t share for... reasons,” Diet Inst suggested. “Didn’t we say that in Trail of Tiers?” Dildio asked? “uhh…. no,” Roq answered. “We could say it's to kill the whales,” Diet Inst suggested. “Didn't we just use that for Knightfall?” Dildio asked, momentarily bringing the room to silence. “so uh... it is agreed. we will involve ourselves in this war and it will be everybody elses fault,” Roquentin proclaimed. Leo threw himself at Roq’s furry paws and wept in gratitude. As the meeting ended and once he was sure everyone was gone, Roquentin pressed a button that was hidden by a layer of wood pellets. A hologram of a pigeon flickered in and Roq knelt before it. “It begins my apprentice. Soon there will be no stopping us,” the image said. Outside the Stronghold of The Knights Radiant The armies of TKR amassed by their Stronghold’s gates where they were joined by their friends and partners. Among them was CuppyCakeYums the Cat Thief, who was munching on his favorite snack. Waddling next to him was JtTeE the Adored and beside him Manthrax the Sad dragged his feet. Hidden towards the back was Ameyuri the Fox selling her usual illicit goods. As they prepared Queen Adrienne spoke. “Our enemies have reunited. Last time they threw everything they had at us and we proved we would not crumble. Today we turn the tide. Today The Knights Radiant and her friends will beat back the Desolation. Today we fight!” 29 9 37 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Smith said: Dio the Dildio This ain't it fam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director Nyus Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 So emotional. So gripping. So enticing. I'm crying rn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Smith's magnum opus. 4 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Beautiful. 8/10 too much water Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Poll: If you read the entire thing, upvote so register in the poll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macharius Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Paradise Found Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hope Posted June 27, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2019 This is a just a reminder that you are all playing a game, and that behind each screen is a living, breathing person with feelings. I hope that everyone can be respectful of each other, even when we disagree, and realize that while this is a competitive game, there's no need to take it to a personal level. Be kinder to each other. We can all work together to make a better, friendlier, less toxic community by having compassion and respect for one another. 1 19 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldyHammer Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 A modern classic...10/10 ~man on a train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hope Posted June 27, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) Edited June 27, 2019 by chanel 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Sooo...what's happening 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Terrible story since @Squeegee and I don't get a mention. 5 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack g Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Its called a coalition... Ever heard of it? CoS was in the coalition withT$ and NPO to hit TKR last war. At that point in time... T$ wasnt allied to NPO and CoS wasnt an ally either. However, tbey were in a coalition to fight the same enemy... Read your thesaurus sometime. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, Smith said: hologram of a pigeon flickered in and Roq knelt before it. “It begins my apprentice. Soon there will be no stopping us,” the image said. I particularly enjoyed this part, as well as the references to hamsters/guinea pigs. The subtle reference to Roq's typing habits on Discord (casual, for the most part) was also well placed. I can't say I agree with all of it, but it was an amusing read. +1 dude. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frawley Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) . Edited June 27, 2019 by Frawley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Mack g said: Its called a coalition... Ever heard of it? CoS was in the coalition withT$ and NPO to hit TKR last war. At that point in time... T$ wasnt allied to NPO and CoS wasnt an ally either. However, tbey were in a coalition to fight the same enemy... Read your thesaurus sometime. Dude...it's a humor story...not meant as a real description of the game's politics. Lighten up! 4 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mack g said: Its called a coalition... Ever heard of it? CoS was in the coalition withT$ and NPO to hit TKR last war. At that point in time... T$ wasnt allied to NPO and CoS wasnt an ally either. However, tbey were in a coalition to fight the same enemy... Read your thesaurus sometime. Thank you for educating us. I learn something new everyday. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 For the record, while I tried to add things to make this story funny for the other side too (hamster jokes, the pigeon reference, etc.), it is of course making fun of them so I do not expect everybody to enjoy this. No need to make fun of people who didn't like it, even though my feelings are hurt 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Betulius Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 32 minutes ago, Smith said: even though my feelings are hurt Aren't they always? 1 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hodor Posted June 27, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, chanel said: This is a just a reminder that you are all playing a game, and that behind each screen is a living, breathing person with feelings. I hope that everyone can be respectful of each other, even when we disagree, and realize that while this is a competitive game, there's no need to take it to a personal level. Be kinder to each other. We can all work together to make a better, friendlier, less toxic community by having compassion and respect for one another. 3 9 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Betulius said: Aren't they always? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Mack g said: Its called a coalition... Ever heard of it? CoS was in the coalition withT$ and NPO to hit TKR last war. At that point in time... T$ wasnt allied to NPO and CoS wasnt an ally either. However, tbey were in a coalition to fight the same enemy... Read your thesaurus sometime. We fought TKR, and we made propaganda about that war too, what's your point Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiho Nishizumi Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Bezzers said: Beautiful. 8/10 too much water The opposite. There was only a single mention of water in there.This should fix that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shiho Nishizumi said: The opposite. There was only a single mention of water in there.This should fix that. I am so very happy that you understood the reference Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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