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Nuclear Winter has swept Orbis again, The potatoes are turning green again dammit. People need to stop using nukes.

Y'alL neEd to StOp USiNg yoUr DaMN NUkEs!!!!! aS A VIctiM oF lOSiNg My NuKe ViRGinItY i CaN sAy beiNG nUkEd ISn'T FUn EitHer.

Food Producers are lil !@#$es right now. Many of my citizens cannot afford food because the Greedy Capitalists have raised the price of food to nearly $300. I call upon the Capitalists to lower food prices before I start a Communist revolution.

In conclusion food producers stop being lil !@#$es and lower food prices. Whoever is dropping all these nukes stop being a dick, let people grow food

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3 hours ago, Darth Ataxia said:

Please start the communist revolution. They've never failed before so its bound to work.

Nobody starves in Comrade Roquentin's worker's paradise. Every few days my ration of hams is delivered on time and before I get too low.

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Them: "let them eat cake!"

Me, an intellectual: "let them eat radiation!"

 

Long story short, me and my nonexistent nukes aren't done with orbis yet. 

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