Popular Post Velium Posted May 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 19, 2019 (edited) Introduction: An impressive window display featured all kinds of erotic delights. This definitely wasn’t the kind of adventure I had in mind. “Velium, if you want to do a little shopping, I’ll wait here.” He turned bright red. “Oh no! We are going in to meet my friend. His office is in the back.” I heard these types of places had all kinds of unsavory characters lurking in tiny rooms, but as I breathed in the fragrances of strawberry and grape, the place seemed as threatening as a candy store. Then I got an eye full of the various lewd things displayed all over the shop. The shelves were crammed full of boxes of lollipop colored edible panties, whips, ball gags, and an impressive array of gyrating silicone body parts. I couldn’t help but stare when I passed a three-headed !@#$. My mind raced, thinking of the various uses when Velium said, “My friend has bodyguards, so just keep your hands in front of you, okay?” I felt like I was in a movie and had suddenly turned into Scarlett Johansson. I wish. I was shorter and had black hair, but I did have Scarlett beat in the boob department. I kept my hands close to my waist as we snaked our way to the back of the shop. A man dressed in a black suit and sporting a skinny black tie stood in front of a door with a sign that said in English, “Enter at Your Own Life.” The Japanese loved English and usually butchered it with amusing results. What wasn’t so amusing were the two sumo-wrestler type bodyguards that stood on either side of the doorway. Velium approached the suited man and said in Japanese, “Elijah-kun, this is my friend Strea from the Sahara.” The guy screamed Japanese mafia. His slicked-back hair accentuated his cheekbones that jetted out at right angles, and a dragon tattoo peaked out from underneath his shirtsleeve. Every yakuza I’d ever seen in the movies always wore a black suit no matter what the temperature. He was usually missing a few fingers as punishment for screwing up some hit. But from what I could tell, all of Elijah's digits were intact. My adrenaline surged at the thought of actually meeting my movie vision. Funny that innocent-looking Velium would have such a diverse group of friends. Article 1 - Sovereignty The Yakuza agree not to take their business to the Afrikan realm/not to sell Strea to the sex trafficking business lollollol , and the Korps agree not to collaborate with Japan in any efforts regarding the attack on organized “crime”. Article 2- Respect If either the Yakuza or Afrikan cause an issue for one another, by custom one will lose a joint on their pinky finger. Article 3- Defense This friendship will allow for both sides to request armed assistance, if they find themselves in various kinds of “risky” situations. Article 4 - Intelligence All kinds of intelligence not to be seen by the authorities can and will be shared between the signatories. Article 5 - CancelationIf this relation turns out to be unprofitable for any side, a 72 hour notice will be given for a cancellation without any “cement shoes”/ headhunters involved in the matter. tldr: Afrika Korps MDP with the Yakuza. Edited May 19, 2019 by Velium 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Congrats, but more importantly AK drops Sean Anthony's micro 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Does anyone else skip to the end to see what it is? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Morningstar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Condolences to AK 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Nice. BK sphere stronk. Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGhost Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Cool is this a new alliance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, KingGhost said: Cool is this a new alliance? No its a war declaration 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruby Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Deep down, I had hoped we would form an alliance with you guys for quite some time now lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 BK AK YK OK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Another condolence is due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ruby said: Deep down, I had hoped we would form an alliance with you guys for quite some time now lol. Huh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruby Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, TheRebelMan said: Huh? Nthn, I just always liked AK's theme lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khai Jäger Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ruby said: Nthn, I just always liked AK's theme lol I like you ? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruby Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Khai Jäger said: I like you ? Thanks for noticing me, Khai-Senpai! Edited May 19, 2019 by Ruby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan1 Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Ok. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 (edited) 1 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator Aurelius Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Roll BK Quote GREG HOBBS HONDA, DEALER FOR THE PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elijah Mikaelson Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 23 minutes ago, Senator Aurelius said: Roll BK in to what, i mean need to know what shape you want that BK cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator Aurelius Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Elijah Mikaelson said: in to what, i mean need to know what shape you want that BK cake. a FAT blunt brutha Quote GREG HOBBS HONDA, DEALER FOR THE PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elijah Mikaelson Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Senator Aurelius said: a FAT blunt brutha I am down with that shit for sure, but lets not take Gorge he is way to bitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator Aurelius Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 8 hours ago, Elijah Mikaelson said: I am down with that shit for sure, but lets not take Gorge he is way to bitter True true Quote GREG HOBBS HONDA, DEALER FOR THE PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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