Popular Post Psweet Posted May 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 19, 2019 Greetings, friends! Today I come before you to announce the founding of Moonlight Bank. We are hereby open for investing and financing opportunities! Most importantly, Moonlight is selling shares of ownership! For the first week, to celebrate our opening and to reward early investors, shares will be sold at book price without any premium over asset value. Sale price is $1 per share. This pricing ends at the end of Sunday Eastern US time, 5/26/19. After the first week, shares are still available, but will be for sale starting at 5 times book value. Simply put, investors after the first week will pay $5 for every $1 in asset represented by the shares they buy. We reserve the right to increase share prices should the market require it. A share carries a percentage of ownership equal to 1/(number of shares currently outstanding). At first glance, this may seem to imply that ownership will decrease as more shares are sold. As a percentage of the bank, this is correct. However, as the bank grows, the price of shares sold will increase, meaning that the absolute value of shares will grow, even assuming no profits being made by the bank. There is no practical limit on number of shares issued by Moonlight. Several quintillion shares have been listed as “for sale” at last count. It took a while. Dividends are not required of the bank to shareholders. They may be declared at the discretion of the operators of the bank; however, growth takes priority over dividends. Public trading of shares is permitted and encouraged. Any shareholder may sell their shares to any person or entity they like. For a sale to be valid, the seller must contact a manager of Moonlight and notify them of the sale, including the price per share, and the identity and nation link of the buyer. Any omission in this information makes a sale invalid in the eyes of the bank, and official ownership will not change. Prospective buyers can check in with us or look at the publicly available shareholder list at any time. Our full policies, including information on loans and credit card accounts, can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u-vXqwFbtMHQBJKfxSLjaHgV5NDKQGo8-jl1gNkG2uU/edit?usp=sharing Our discord server is here: https://discord.gg/yCW9RQ4 We will be happy to answer any questions people may have. May we all grow prosperous together! Psweet - CCEO, founder of now-defunct Stratton Oakmont LordStrum - CCEO, co-founder and former emperor of BK Joel James - CCEO, technocrat and number cruncher extraordinaire 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 (edited) I support this man's endeavor. Orion wasn't bright enough - it's time for Moonlight to shine. Edited May 19, 2019 by Dio Brando 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Looking forward to the ride, glad to be the conductor. Choo choo! Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Slayer Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Whatever happened to Orion? I cannot find anything about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psweet Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 41 minutes ago, Sol Slayer said: Whatever happened to Orion? I cannot find anything about them. They're still around, but that is a story perhaps best left for another time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Wherein we discover that Psweet wants to be the first to 40 cities. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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