Comrade Boris Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) (Apologies if this is the wrong spot to put this) Our Mission Statement: "Borisology... Borisology it is the cure. All followers of Borisology suffer from knowledge deficiency, ignorance is bliss, we see the light, we come as a vaccine to cure the infected and to give them autism afterwards." -Comrade Commissar Supreme Dear Leader General Admiral Commander Kommandant Chairman Boris (A little backstory to the second annual Boris Wars) This Conflict... yes some may call it a conflict but Boris prefers the term "party" started a couple days ago because Boris saw a member of thier alliance, saw thier alliance and thought "they look like they want liberated" so after this Boris formally invited them to the party by attacking one of thier members and they did accept the invitation. In the following days multiple other Nations from Empy and KT of joined the holy crusade. (Also AK wasn't invited to the part but claim anyway which shows how good of a party it is, you should join aswell) Boris has come to Liberate IronFront, to help them see the light but do they appreciate Boris's work? No! They are ungrateful, but Boris is merciful and shall not give up on them. Boris can't give up, this is a holy war, a just and righteous party. Whenever The Gov of IronFront are willing to discuss and accept the terms in public Boris would be willing to sign and end the party ending the 2nd (technically 3rd) annual "Boris Wars". These Terms are non-negotiatable, they are the original and only terms Boris can sign. The Blyatiful Accords -Both Sides Surrender and claim Victory (with the sides being Boris vs. All IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps combatants and party goers) -Each side pays the other (with each side being Boris and the alliance of IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps if they want to do this aswell) side $250k in War Representations and as a victory Present. -Both sides can claim the War to be an Immense Triumph for thier side and a huge victory. -Both Sides agree upon a name for the Party. Current score: Boris-4 IF and AK- -10 Unfortunately the glorious Propoganda couldn't be posted here as it was to large if you wish to view the masterpieces of art join https://discord.gg/3m3VC4K For uptodate (that's laughable as it won't be) news reports on the topic in a Boris Based Bias and a score board for the party join https://discord.gg/TjssDSZ Also, Mad Max if you read this I seem to be having some problems with discord as I can't seem to be able to DM you for some reason, also the IronFront Discord server up and disappeared... fishy. Edited May 9, 2019 by Comrade Boris Forgot to tell Mad Max I seem to be having some problems with Discord as I can't seem to be able to DM you. 4 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosta Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 First 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Comrade Boris Posted May 9, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Excuse me, actually I was first. Edited May 9, 2019 by Comrade Boris 5 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosta Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Comrade Boris said: Excuse me, actually I was first. My apologies. ? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Boris what did you do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Boris Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, The Man Of Shadows said: Boris what did you do? Made a great on the spot decision. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 why 1 1 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khai Jäger Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Much love @ThineHolySaint ♥️ No h o m o Edited May 9, 2019 by Khai Jäger 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Boris Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, Malleator said: why Why not? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Hey so this is definitely the wrong place for this. Maybe Nation RP or something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Boris Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, CitrusK said: Hey so this is definitely the wrong place for this. Maybe Nation RP or something. Idk, it's pretty important, this is the biggest turn out we've had to one of these parties so far. Plus it involves a very serious deal between Boris and Boris's Bois and Iron Front (and AK) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Comrade Boris said: Idk, it's pretty important, this is the biggest turn out we've had to one of these parties so far. Plus it involves a very serious deal between Boris and Boris's Bois and Iron Front (and AK) This is why you're not government dude. Dear lord. Kek 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustaf V Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 36 minutes ago, Comrade Boris said: (Apologies if this is the wrong spot to put this) Our Mission Statement: "Borisology... Borisology it is the cure. All followers of Borisology suffer from knowledge deficiency, ignorance is bliss, we see the light, we come as a vaccine to cure the infected and to give them autism afterwards." -Comrade Commissar Supreme Dear Leader General Admiral Commander Kommandant Chairman Boris (A little backstory to the second annual Boris Wars) This Conflict... yes some may call it a conflict but Boris prefers the term "party" started a couple days ago because Boris saw a member of thier alliance, saw thier alliance and thought "they look like they want liberated" so after this Boris formally invited them to the party by attacking one of thier members and they did accept the invitation. In the following days multiple other Nations from Empy and KT of joined the holy crusade. (Also AK wasn't invited to the part but claim anyway which shows how good of a party it is, you should join aswell) Boris has come to Liberate IronFront, to help them see the light but do they appreciate Boris's work? No! They are ungrateful, but Boris is merciful and shall not give up on them. Boris can't give up, this is a holy war, a just and righteous party. Whenever The Gov of IronFront are willing to discuss and accept the terms in public Boris would be willing to sign and end the party ending the 2nd (technically 3rd) annual "Boris Wars". These Terms are non-negotiatable, they are the original and only terms Boris can sign. The Blyatiful Accords -Both Sides Surrender and claim Victory (with the sides being Boris vs. All IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps combatants and party goers) -Each side pays the other (with each side being Boris and the alliance of IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps if they want to do this aswell) side $250k in War Representations and as a victory Present. -Both sides can claim the War to be an Immense Triumph for thier side and a huge victory. -Both Sides agree upon a name for the Party. Current score: Boris-4 IF and AK- -10 Unfortunately the glorious Propoganda couldn't be posted here as it was to large if you wish to view the masterpieces of art join https://discord.gg/3m3VC4K For uptodate (that's laughable as it won't be) news reports on the topic in a Boris Based Bias and a score board for the party join https://discord.gg/TjssDSZ Also, Mad Max if you read this I seem to be having some problems with discord as I can't seem to be able to DM you for some reason, also the IronFront Discord server up and disappeared... fishy. This is excellent Comrade Chairman Boris. We will defeat those pigs and Boris Bois will prevail! Hura! 17 minutes ago, CitrusK said: This is why you're not government dude. Dear lord. Kek You're right he isn't government because he is the government. Learn your place. 1 1 Quote By the Grace of God, the King of the Swedes, the Goths/Geats and the Wends, Grand Prince of Finland, Duke of Scania, Estonia, Livonia, Karelia, Bremen, Verden, Stettin, Pomerania, Kashubia and Wendia, Prince of Rügen, Lord of Ingria and Wismar, Count Palatine of the Rhine, Duke of Bavaria, Jülich, and Cleves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThineHolySaint Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Here we go again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Boris Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 30 minutes ago, CitrusK said: This is why you're not government dude. Dear lord. Kek As Comrade Gustaf said I already am Gov and self appointed leader of EMPY. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 last before alex deletes this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustaf V Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, RyanK said: last before alex deletes this Nah. Comrade Alex would never. 1 1 Quote By the Grace of God, the King of the Swedes, the Goths/Geats and the Wends, Grand Prince of Finland, Duke of Scania, Estonia, Livonia, Karelia, Bremen, Verden, Stettin, Pomerania, Kashubia and Wendia, Prince of Rügen, Lord of Ingria and Wismar, Count Palatine of the Rhine, Duke of Bavaria, Jülich, and Cleves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canter Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I'd like to clear something up for the record. Since this is in alliance affairs, one might assume this is affiliated with or sanctioned by Empyrea. This is not the case. Canter 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just now, Canter said: I'd like to clear something up for the record. Since this is in alliance affairs, one might assume this is affiliated with or sanctioned by Empyrea. This is not the case. Canter It is now. Ryan 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustaf V Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Canter said: I'd like to clear something up for the record. Since this is in alliance affairs, one might assume this is affiliated with or sanctioned by Empyrea. This is not the case. Canter Canter go away Quote By the Grace of God, the King of the Swedes, the Goths/Geats and the Wends, Grand Prince of Finland, Duke of Scania, Estonia, Livonia, Karelia, Bremen, Verden, Stettin, Pomerania, Kashubia and Wendia, Prince of Rügen, Lord of Ingria and Wismar, Count Palatine of the Rhine, Duke of Bavaria, Jülich, and Cleves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetButPsycho Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Dont worry about that. Your discord is fine.You got kicked only. 2 1 Quote (⇧Click-able⇧) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) 77 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThineHolySaint Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Epi said: Not if i can claim victory first! You successfully assassinated enemy spies in Capitalist land. Your spies killed 7 enemy spies. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $545,596.00 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed. You were not invited. smh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Boris Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Epi said: Not if i can claim victory first! You successfully assassinated enemy spies in Capitalist land. Your spies killed 7 enemy spies. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $545,596.00 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed. Wow this party is getting interesting! Thank you for joining the party. 1 minute ago, ThineHolySaint said: You were not invited. smh I'd normally agree but apparently now days you can just show up at a party like AK did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I agree with Boris Death to the capitalist pig Well, atleast i can appreciate the good strategy employed by the counters.... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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