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The Boris Wars Volume 2 ft. IronFront


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(Apologies if this is the wrong spot to put this) 

Our Mission Statement:

"Borisology... Borisology it is the cure. All followers of Borisology suffer from knowledge deficiency, ignorance is bliss, we see the light, we come as a vaccine to cure the infected and to give them autism afterwards." 

-Comrade Commissar Supreme Dear Leader General Admiral Commander Kommandant Chairman Boris 

 

(A little backstory to the second annual Boris Wars) This Conflict... yes some may call it a conflict but Boris prefers the term "party" started a couple days ago because Boris saw a member of thier alliance, saw thier alliance and thought "they look like they want liberated" so after this Boris formally invited them to the party by attacking one of thier members and they did accept the invitation. In the following days multiple other Nations from Empy and KT of joined the holy crusade. (Also AK wasn't invited to the part but claim anyway which shows how good of a party it is, you should join aswell)

 

Boris has come to Liberate IronFront, to help them see the light but do they appreciate Boris's work? No! They are ungrateful, but Boris is merciful and shall not give up on them. Boris can't give up, this is a holy war, a just and righteous party. Whenever The Gov of IronFront are willing to discuss and accept the terms in public Boris would be willing to sign and end the party ending the 2nd (technically 3rd) annual "Boris Wars". These Terms are non-negotiatable, they are the original and only terms Boris can sign. 

 

The Blyatiful Accords

-Both Sides Surrender and claim Victory (with the sides being Boris vs. All IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps combatants and party goers)

-Each side pays the other (with each side being Boris and the alliance of IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps if they want to do this aswell) side $250k in War Representations and as a victory Present.

-Both sides can claim the War to be an Immense Triumph for thier side and a huge victory.

-Both Sides agree upon a name for the Party.
 

Current score:

Boris-4 

IF and AK- -10

Unfortunately the glorious Propoganda couldn't be posted here as it was to large if you wish to view the masterpieces of art join https://discord.gg/3m3VC4K 

For uptodate (that's laughable as it won't be) news reports on the topic in a Boris Based Bias  and a score board for the party join https://discord.gg/TjssDSZ

 

Also, Mad Max if you read this I seem to be having some problems with discord as I can't seem to be able to DM you for some reason, also the IronFront Discord server up and disappeared... fishy. 

 

 

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Forgot to tell Mad Max I seem to be having some problems with Discord as I can't seem to be able to DM you.
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Just now, CitrusK said:

Hey so this is definitely the wrong place for this. Maybe Nation RP or something.

 

Idk, it's pretty important, this is the biggest turn out we've had to one of these parties so far. Plus it involves a very serious deal between Boris and Boris's Bois and Iron Front (and AK)

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2 minutes ago, Comrade Boris said:

Idk, it's pretty important, this is the biggest turn out we've had to one of these parties so far. Plus it involves a very serious deal between Boris and Boris's Bois and Iron Front (and AK)

This is why you're not government dude. Dear lord. Kek

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36 minutes ago, Comrade Boris said:

(Apologies if this is the wrong spot to put this) 

Our Mission Statement:

"Borisology... Borisology it is the cure. All followers of Borisology suffer from knowledge deficiency, ignorance is bliss, we see the light, we come as a vaccine to cure the infected and to give them autism afterwards." 

-Comrade Commissar Supreme Dear Leader General Admiral Commander Kommandant Chairman Boris 

 

(A little backstory to the second annual Boris Wars) This Conflict... yes some may call it a conflict but Boris prefers the term "party" started a couple days ago because Boris saw a member of thier alliance, saw thier alliance and thought "they look like they want liberated" so after this Boris formally invited them to the party by attacking one of thier members and they did accept the invitation. In the following days multiple other Nations from Empy and KT of joined the holy crusade. (Also AK wasn't invited to the part but claim anyway which shows how good of a party it is, you should join aswell)

 

Boris has come to Liberate IronFront, to help them see the light but do they appreciate Boris's work? No! They are ungrateful, but Boris is merciful and shall not give up on them. Boris can't give up, this is a holy war, a just and righteous party. Whenever The Gov of IronFront are willing to discuss and accept the terms in public Boris would be willing to sign and end the party ending the 2nd (technically 3rd) annual "Boris Wars". These Terms are non-negotiatable, they are the original and only terms Boris can sign. 

 

The Blyatiful Accords

-Both Sides Surrender and claim Victory (with the sides being Boris vs. All IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps combatants and party goers)

-Each side pays the other (with each side being Boris and the alliance of IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps if they want to do this aswell) side $250k in War Representations and as a victory Present.

-Both sides can claim the War to be an Immense Triumph for thier side and a huge victory.

-Both Sides agree upon a name for the Party.
 

Current score:

Boris-4 

IF and AK- -10

Unfortunately the glorious Propoganda couldn't be posted here as it was to large if you wish to view the masterpieces of art join https://discord.gg/3m3VC4K 

For uptodate (that's laughable as it won't be) news reports on the topic in a Boris Based Bias  and a score board for the party join https://discord.gg/TjssDSZ

 

Also, Mad Max if you read this I seem to be having some problems with discord as I can't seem to be able to DM you for some reason, also the IronFront Discord server up and disappeared... fishy. 

 

 

This is excellent Comrade Chairman Boris. We will defeat those pigs and Boris Bois will prevail! Hura!

17 minutes ago, CitrusK said:

This is why you're not government dude. Dear lord. Kek

You're right he isn't government because he is the government. Learn your place.

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Just now, RyanK said:

last before alex deletes this

Nah. Comrade Alex would never.

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I'd like to clear something up for the record. Since this is in alliance affairs, one might assume this is affiliated with or sanctioned by Empyrea. This is not the case. 

 

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Just now, Canter said:

I'd like to clear something up for the record. Since this is in alliance affairs, one might assume this is affiliated with or sanctioned by Empyrea. This is not the case. 

 

Canter

It is now.


Ryan

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1 minute ago, Canter said:

I'd like to clear something up for the record. Since this is in alliance affairs, one might assume this is affiliated with or sanctioned by Empyrea. This is not the case. 

 

Canter

Canter go away

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13 minutes ago, Epi said:

Not if i can claim victory first!

You successfully assassinated enemy spies in Capitalist land. Your spies killed 7 enemy spies. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $545,596.00 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed.

You were not invited. smh

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15 minutes ago, Epi said:

Not if i can claim victory first!

You successfully assassinated enemy spies in Capitalist land. Your spies killed 7 enemy spies. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $545,596.00 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed.

Wow this party is getting interesting! Thank you for joining the party.

1 minute ago, ThineHolySaint said:

You were not invited. smh

I'd normally agree but apparently now days you can just show up at a party like AK did.

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