Popular Post Raoul Duke Posted May 8, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 8, 2019 A long long time ago (almost an eon in Orbisian time) The Horsemen and WTF decided it would be sorta cool if we optionally and occasionally defended one another. Well, in today's Orbis, optional just doesn't seem to cut the mustard as mustard tastes like cold, bitter, yet oddly enjoyable chaos infused soup (mild nuclear aftertaste). So Enough with all the options and such. We need ironclad, mutual, contractually obligating and legally binding shackles of friendship and good will. WTF and Horsemen (The, the is the only thing optional about this treaty.) agree to mutually defend one another from all sorts of pirates, good natured soup slingers with catchy taglines and the occasional top ten alliance, bristling with cash, firepower, ironic nation names and so many planes..so.so many planes. Signed for WTF by me since I'm writing it but I'm sure they agree to it cause they just said it sounded cool And Also signed by me, using my thumbs and Trojan said: "Sorry, I'm mowing and a little drunk but that sounds mighty fine to me." Death tacitly agreed (he's distracted, pitching woo with some uruguayan lady of the night). I forgot to talk to Doctor Famine. Also I'm driving and don't have any pictures available but nevermind that. 1 4 21 Quote Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 (edited) Good for you guys. Show those Chaos guys that their self defeating ways are just that, self defeating. Who would have thought punishing non-consolidated alliances with war, would force them into consolidation? Damn mystery that. Edited May 8, 2019 by Malleator 1 4 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Good luck, and have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khai Jäger Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 You could have just defended them in the first place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple Bloom Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Duke Posted May 8, 2019 Author Share Posted May 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, Khai Jäger said: You could have just defended them in the first place. Yep. We definitely had options. Quote Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xea Evangelos Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Horsemen Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple Bloom Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, TheRebelMan said: Good luck, and have fun. They will definitely need some luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Apple Bloom said: They will definitely need some luck Why do you say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendo Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I look forward to continued drinking with our Horsemen friends! Cheers to HorseForce! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) I'm trying to figure out what's going on Is WTF joining Chaos bloc, or what? Edit: oh WTF signs a treaty with Horseman Edited May 9, 2019 by MinesomeMC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Duke Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 Admittedly, I'm confused as well. The author of this treaty is a querulous drunk and cannot be counted on for clarity. Also, querulous didn't mean what I thought it did. Oh well, I'm rolling with it. Quote Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souparmon Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Horsemen are the best Edited May 9, 2019 by souparmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Are you men on horses, horses pretending to be men, men pretending to be horses, all of the above or none of the above. Please. I need to know... For... Science? Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnZaq Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 pretty bloody awesome man, both sides benefit greatly and are good team players. Love it, keep it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 This is why I love Horsemen. Cheers, you two. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack g Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Congrats friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 o/ Horsemen o/ WTF Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 On 5/8/2019 at 3:04 PM, Raoul Duke said: On 5/8/2019 at 1:30 PM, Raoul Duke said: Also I'm driving and don't have any pictures available but nevermind that. The author of this treaty is a querulous drunk and cannot be counted on for clarity. Uh-oh, drinking and driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 HorseForce 2000 would be a neat alliance name. Please make it happen Horsemen/WTF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elijah Mikaelson Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 I just have to ask, WTF why would you sign a treaty with someone who had every chance to come to your aid and instead sit back and watch you get souped? They claim to need an ironclad pact but friendship should be ironclad not some paper you sign, Well that's how I view things anyway. I guess it goes to show you Horsemen cant handle hot soup on a cold night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Duke Posted May 10, 2019 Author Share Posted May 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Elijah Mikaelson said: I just have to ask, WTF why would you sign a treaty with someone who had every chance to come to your aid and instead sit back and watch you get souped? They claim to need an ironclad pact but friendship should be ironclad not some paper you sign, Well that's how I view things anyway. I guess it goes to show you Horsemen cant handle hot soup on a cold night. We like soup....We wanted a bit for ourselves (in truth it probably was way too hot for us too handle) but we definitely should have tried it. Unfortunately we detected an abundance of spaceology flavored rosehips and knight-infused Spaghetti-Os floating around. You're right though. We should have had some soup, no matter what it tasted like. That's our bad choice. This treaty upgrade is to make it clear that no matter what the soup tastes like from here forward, no matter who is serving it..you're gonna have to serve it to us too. 1 1 Quote Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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