Popular Post Spongebob Squarepants Posted May 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2019 It’s no secret that Carthaginians like riding elephants. However, what many may not know is that it is during these elephant rides that much great thinking is done, not only about their stench but also about life in Orbis. One of these recent rides caused us to look up at the stars and ponder existence. While gazing up at the shimmering lights up above, one thing became obvious: It was time to seek out the elusive Solar Knights. Article I: Non-Aggression Because neither party is entirely full of dumbfricks, the undersigned agree to abstain from any deliberate action contrary to the well-being of either signatory. Any and all issues that arise will be resolved in a timely manner through diplomatic channels (including but not limited to carrier elephants) Article II: Mutual Defense Should the Carthaginian mercenaries or Space Forces come under siege, or should others attempt take out the sun or stars and generally threaten the galactic balance, the signatories agree to intervene militarily, politically and, if they desire, economically to assist the other in their defence against the intergalactic aggressors. Article III: Intelligence Sharing If pertaining intel arrives that any sneaky group is attempting to harness the elephants’ farts for personal gain, or the balance of the universe is threatened (particularly through shitty meme-ing), the undersigned agree to inform the other party as soon as reasonably possible. Article IV: Non-Chaining Much like in zero gravity, both signatories believe that elephants need to be cage-free, with the freedom to roam the brothels grasslands as they please. In the event that a signatory is attacked as a result of their fulfillment of third-party obligations, Article II of this treaty is to be considered optional. Article V: Cancellation If the elephants go rogue or the stars misalign, either signatory may provide 69 hour notice prior to the termination of this pact. The terms of the treaty remain enforceable until this termination period has elapsed. Article V: Mutual Shit Sniffing Representatives from both signatory parties (read: Carthago Knights, or Solar Elephant) must post in affirmation of the other when they make official public notifications on the forums. Notification that a post shall be posted must be given in private, and if a post is made on the behalf of one signatory (CTO or SK) in conjunction with a third party, the signatories of this agreement are still required to post in affirmation of the other in the thread, however they are not required to post nice things about said third party. A minimum of two [2] upvote reactions must be given to the OP (opening post, or Original post) of such public notifications on the Orbis public alliance forums in the first 27 hours once posted. Signed for Carthago: El Chach, Suffet Daveth, Elder Asierith, Elder Antonio, Elder Krampus, Elder Signed for Solar Knights: Spongebob, King KiWilliam, King William Wallace, King Tl;dr: Carthago and Solar Knights sign an MDP and agree that they want to launch an elephant on SpaceX 14 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampus Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Awesome! Looking forward to working with you guys o7 4 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Wallace Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Good luck both of y.... wait a minute.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Royalist Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 SK? What this Quote aka Filip, The Royalist or Tremor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, The Royalist said: SK? What this Nuclear Knights 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 ok congratulations on being cowards and going away from war i guess 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Yeah, it'd be nice if the sides were presented before the signatures. Same with Covenant/ES treaty, is it a trend lately? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Royalist Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, RyanK said: Nuclear Knights that’s not the correct acronym tho? Quote aka Filip, The Royalist or Tremor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asierith Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) It's good to be working with you lot again, but we'd better see that launch soon Edited May 1, 2019 by Asierith 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 You guys looooooove drawing targets on your backs huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Daveth Posted May 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2019 Intergallactic Elephants of doom, how wonderful... 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Daveth said: Intergallactic Elephants of doom, how wonderful... I approve of this weapon, Alex make it right away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Akuryo said: You guys looooooove drawing targets on your backs huh? Talking some maaaaaaad shit for someone within trading distance. ? Edited May 1, 2019 by Daveth 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Daveth said: Talking some mad shit for someone below top 50. ? Aren't you in an alliance that has always publicly said it will avoid war? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chach Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Akuryo said: Aren't you in an alliance that has always publicly said it will avoid war? I see someone trying to harness a Daveth for personal gain! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRebelMan Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 28 minutes ago, The Royalist said: that’s not the correct acronym tho? They rebranded to the fake SK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, El Chach said: I see someone trying to harness a Daveth for personal gain! I deny these allegations and you have no proof. Also, what are the allegations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 @Illenium@Yui Mew! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illenium Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 @Daveth mew Quote Kitsune magics are fun~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Ok but why? Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Howdy howdy howdy. All inquiries can be directed towards my inbox. I love entertaining hostile guests. That's a lie, but I'm just here doing my duty, pay me no mind. Hail! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, The Royalist said: that’s not the correct acronym tho? 59 minutes ago, TheRebelMan said: They rebranded to the fake SK. Don't you pay attention to the intricate and impactful politics that happen on the forums, Filip? tsk tsk. 2 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, James XVI said: Don't you pay attention to the intricate and impactful politics that happen on the forums, Filip? tsk tsk. You don't know how much your small amount of care & intelligence is appreciated in this darn drafty daft world we live in here on Orbis. No matter your intention, this shall be remembered for all times, and this tale shall be passed down to my very own children. I thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, KiWilliam said: You don't know how much your small amount of care & intelligence is appreciated in this darn drafty daft world we live in here on Orbis. No matter your intention, this shall be remembered for all times, and this tale shall be passed down to my very own children. I thank you. Your meritorious ovation makes Ovid's dactylic hexameter not but a pithy semblance of the masses' pitiful prose. Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 hours ago, The Royalist said: that’s not the correct acronym tho? they merged with someone. idk who tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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