Popular Post Timmy Posted April 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2019 Investor Contact: Leopold von Habsburg Media Contact: Hilmes SYNDICATE, INC., ANNOUNCES EXECUTIVE OFFICE ALTERATIONS NASSAU, Bahamas, 2017-06-08: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) is sad to announce that after a period of strong growth and record profits the long-serving Chief Finance and Security Officer Timmy will now step down from his 18-month term in this position. Starting from a quiet accounting position Timmy quickly rose through the ranks to become the Director of Finance before stepping into the CFO and CSO position following the sudden retirement of the infamous Jessica Rabbit. The Syndicate would like to acknowledge the work done by Timmy in ensuring high investor returns, and his key strategic economic moves. His improvements to our IP protection technology and the success of our Security team is also to be lauded, though most importantly the surprising lack of scandals during his time as an Executive Officer. Timmy will, therefore, join the esteemable ranks of the other respected company Directors such as Zed, Chaunce, and Wilhelm the Demented, along with being entitled to the sizable retainer provided for the advisory skills associated with such a position. Following the decision to vacate the highly desired water facing corner office, Timmy and the other Executive Officers met and have made the decision to confer this position to Utmos, the current Vice President of Infringement. Known for his sharp mind and quick reactions, Utmos was originally identified by his skills as a Security Analyst within the wholly owned subsidiary The Enterprise, and quickly shoulder tapped and moved into one of the senior Security positions within The Syndicate. It should be noted though that the corner office has now been requisitioned by Chief Operations Officer, Leopold von Habsburg. The Enterprise, now coming up to its first anniversary is proud to announce a high level of success performing towards the top end of it’s expected operating margins. With the first intercompany management transfer being Utmos it is producing exceptional talent and we expect high profits as we come into the end of the financial year. The Syndicate believes Utmos will bring many talents to the Executive Team and look forward to welcoming him aboard as the new Chief Finance and Security Officer. As always, this press release was written and edited by an unbiased third party and is not liable for any legal charges that arise as a result. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include The Enterprise, which provides development and growth opportunities for multinational prodigies around the globe, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. This sentence is here because we still couped Zed. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Hilmes, Chief Strategic Officer. 3 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Divinum Posted April 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2019 Going from a guy who never responds to my messages to a guy who responds with more than I wanted. 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souparmon Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Congrats Utmos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Awh Timmy don't leave me with Hilmes....all alone.... COngratz on a job well done! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 An excellent promotion. Looking forward to seeing the impact Utmos brings to our executive leadership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xonera Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 congratz utmos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jora Valdakin Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Congrats and all that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Posted April 29, 2019 Author Share Posted April 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, Zygon said: Awh Timmy don't leave me with Hilmes....all alone.... COngratz on a job well done! Don't worry, I've got reduced activity but i'll still be around 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 my condolences to all involved xP rawr 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Timmy is neat and he had nice feet. Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Jessica's were big shoes to fill and looks like Timmy did an amazing job. Congrats to both you and Utmos! 1 Quote Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sisyphus Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 I'll miss seeing you as an Exec, Timmy. You've had an amazing go of it! Grateful for all your hard work. And congrats to Utmos! I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job! 3 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Congrats, Timmy! Enjoy retirement. Condolences, Utmos 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Congratulations to the both of you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvarity Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Congrats Utmos! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 tl;dr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radoje Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 feelsbadman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Posted April 30, 2019 Author Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, ShadyAssassin said: tl;dr? I've retired and Utmos is replacing me. Oh, and Leopold is getting my office. But really, our corporate theme is a good read ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Woooo score! Finally got that corner office with the superb view of the Bahamian beaches. It was great being able to work with you for such a long time Tim (we were co-execs for around 7 months I believe!). Still debating how I feel about you plucking me from obscurity and making me do work but here we are. I'll still be bugging you for investment advice, you can be sure of that Utmos, you are a solid individual. Let's make great things happen! Edited April 30, 2019 by Leopold von Habsburg 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Timmy said: I've retired and Utmos is replacing me. Oh, and Leopold is getting my office. But really, our corporate theme is a good read ? People on Orbis dont like two things: Reading and Losing pixels You were just forcing people to do that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyDLegend Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 As the news of Tim's retirement spread globaly, news organization around the world are sending their paparazzi to Syndicate's privately owned estates to get a glimse of the retired executive staff playing golf. As the following instances will show, some paparazzi either didn't understand when they crossed a line or didn't care. The SYNDICATE, Inc., will be heightening it's security force at it's golf courses all around the world from now on. Enjoy retirement Timmy ^^ Condolences to Utmos 1 2 Quote Former Manager t$ and Director of R&D Former Director of Finance, Security in e$ Founder of The Prate Syndicate(test server) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 This is the Utmos(t) shocking read of the day... I’ll show myself out. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zed Posted April 30, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2019 Congrats Tim on reaching the first step to Valhalla, and Utmos for being our next great director. 11 hours ago, ShadyAssassin said: People on Orbis dont like two things: Reading and Losing pixels You were just forcing people to do that lol >OMG WHY DOES NO ONE ACTUALLY DO FUN RP STUFF TO MAKE THIS GAME NOT BORING >lmfao fam ain't nobody got time to read Ordinarily I'd try less hard, but choose one.* *choice does not guarantee t$ listening to the whims and desires of the peasantry 1 8 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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