Popular Post El Chach Posted April 28, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2019 Things move slowly when your primary means of transport are elephants. And yet as the Carthaginians were laying the groundwork for another harbour, they came to realise that they'd forgotten to actually do anything at all, aside from obnoxiously trading goods and spices. It was time to navigate the Mediterranean in search of this delicious root called the potato, commonly found in the elusive gardens of OWR, the land of the Kiths. Article I: Non-Aggression On account of conflict being detrimental to the export and construction of bloody-great big stone blocks, the growth of "what do you mean, opium poppies?", and leading to crippling economic depression, the undersigned agree to abstain from any deliberate action contrary to the wellbeing of either signatory. Any and all issues that arise will be resolved through diplomatic channels. Article II: Mutual Defense If a foreign entity tries to poison the elephants with Agent X or salt the white rose gardens, the signatories agree to intervene militarily, politically and, if they desire, economically to assist the other in their defence against aggressors. Article III - Optional Aggression Sometimes in life, you just want to ride an elephant across the Alps together and export salt directly to the fields of someone else. Consequently, the signatories reserve the right to join each other in offensive operations. Article IV: Intelligence Sharing If either party should learn of foreign intent to replace the Suffet with Daveth or trample the fertile Gardens of the Potato, the undersigned agree to inform the other party of pertaining intelligence as soon as reasonably possible. Article V: Non-Chaining Since one both parties totally condemn slavery, they agree that chaining people unnecessarily isn't nice - unnecessarily being the key word. In the event that a signatory is attacked as a result of their fulfilment of third-party obligations, Article II of this treaty is considered optional. Article VI: Cancellation Should the trade harbours dry up or the roses run wild, and the treaty be rendered surplus to requirements, either signatory may provide 72 hour notice prior to the termination of this pact. The terms of the treaty remain enforceable until this termination period has elapsed. Signed for Carthago: El Chach, Suffet Daveth, Elder Asierith, Elder Antonio, Elder Krampus, Elder Signed for the Order of the White Rose: Prime - Sval Regent Emeritus - Delacroix Prime Regent - Monkeybutt Legate of Foreign Affairs - Greypher Legate of Internal Affairs/Kabu Land - Kabu Legate of Economics and Proconsul of Awesome - Luis Legate of Defence - Bendigeidfran Proconsul of Potatoes - Axios Proconsul of Tacos - Qora Tl;dr: OWR created CTO, and made CTO sign an MDoAP to keep an eye on Daveth 8 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sval Posted April 28, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2019 Lame 4 5 Quote <~Sval[OWR]> I am your father.<+Curufinwe> Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iteo Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 smh 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampus Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Shitty memes! my favourite 2 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Wallace Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Congrats 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chach Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share Posted April 28, 2019 Weaksauce 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Who? 2 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chach Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share Posted April 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, 86’d said: Who? So good! Great one! Keep em coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 (edited) Salty you say? Shame that I had misplaced this recipe - its one of my favourites. Edited April 28, 2019 by Daveth 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 (edited) 61 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Congrats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 I prefer red roses 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Never heard of any of these things. What's an elephant? What's a Carthago? What's an OWR? What's a Daveth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 1 hour ago, MinesomeMC said: What's a Carthago? Delenda Est, of course 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illenium Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 @Daveth mew Quote Kitsune magics are fun~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sir Scarfalot Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 4/28/2019 at 8:20 AM, Daveth said: Salty you say? Shame that I had misplaced this recipe - its one of my favourites. As an amateur chef I felt physical pain when I saw the garlic being tossed into the pan, not merely uncrushed but *unpeeled* That really was most of the way to a really well prepared fish, though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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