Popular Post Redarmy Posted April 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) FADE IN: EXT. HIGH ATOP THE JUNGLE TREES - MORNING During a sloth givernment meeting, the attendees talk excitedly about the support they received. Their leader stands in the center of a circle of sloths. This is CEL SLOTH. CEL SLOTH: Gee golly, I hope nothing bad happens. A sloth sighs, life experience evident in his ancient, creaking voice. WISE SLOTH is one of few who the givernment holds in high regard. WISE SLOTH: Those who wish for peace should prepare for war. ALL: (Together) Yes, O Wise One. SLEEPING SLOTH: (O.S.) Did y’all hear that? Two energetic but confused sloths pause in their celebrations and turn to face SLEEPING SLOTH, a once-sharp sloth whose mind has been worn down by regular drug use, as she ambles into view. SOVIET SLOTH, COMMUNIST SLOTH: What noise, Sleeping Sloth? BAGEL SLOTH: (O.S.) It is Maia; she requests our assistance. The Tyrant Ripper is oppressing her kind. All of the sloths turn to Cel Sloth in the center, each contributing to a cacophony of slow-talking but angered voices. COMMUNIST SLOTH: We should help Maia. However, Ripper is our friend and has only treated us with kindness. What say the givernment? SOVIET SLOTH: ¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN! CEL SLOTH: (Calmly; to Bagel Sloth, O.S.) Let Maia know the Sloth Army will come to her aid. The sloth givernment each nod—some grimly, others enthusiastically, still others nervously—and exit. CUT TO: A few pieces of parchment are clutched tightly in Cel Sloth’s claws as he leads a legion of determined sloths across the dust-strewn galactic battlefield. We ZOOM IN to the parchments. CAMERA PANS DOWN SLOWLY. Quote Demands for Peace @Ripper steps down and allows Maia to lead CoS. Nudes of @Goomy are provided to each of the following: Maia, Bezzer, Vexz, Zeebrus, and Alex. Free Thrax. Abbas must eat four nukes. ZOOM OUT to the marching sloths, noting their weapons of choice. Bagel Sloth carries a butter knife; a pawful of needles for Drug Sloth. Soviet Sloth has casually slung a hammer and sickle over his shoulder. Buzzing Sloth polishes her honey jars as Fox Sloth sharpens his claws. CUT TO: TITLE: LA REVOLUCIÓN BEGINS /s/ Smofftopia Redarmy, Soviet Sloth Smith, Cel Sloth Q, High Sloth Betu, Drug SlothZeebrus, Buzzing Sloth Ame, Sleeping SlothIllen, Fox Sloth Paul, Wise SlothBezzers, Bagel Sloth Scout, Communist Sloth Yui, Purple Sloth TL;DR: We give Ripper our 72 minutes’ notice of cancellation and advance notice that Smofftopia will slot Ripper Loyalists upon the passing of those 73 minutes. Hide yo kids Seb Edited April 1, 2019 by Redarmy Formatting 4 4 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Morningstar Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maia Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) Thank you for your support! We made it! https://politicsandwar.com//alliance/id=4149 I am a leader, Critters will be second in command for supporting me and because of how much I love Evil Bo. Thrax will stay as my personal advisor about madness and to solve baby madness riddle how it happened. Ripper will become mine chauffeur to practise raiding. I will teach him how to drive and kill people at the same time. Seb of course for his sins will be locked in cubbhole with pencil, calculator and tons of financial papers. But tbh I am proud I made him let his madness out, staying alone in cramped room should make it even better. Rest who won't kneel before me will be terminated very soon. Supreme Madness Maia❤️ Edited April 2, 2019 by Maia 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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