Samuel Bates Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 AK class End of the World Scenario Decrypting….. Depression Loading…… When The SCP Foundation came to this site we were seeking the SCP known as SCP-1715. We do not know if SCP-1715 is still on Politics and War but, we stayed to safeguard this site from it’s effects. We have not found 1715 however, he have found crippling debt and discovered what Knights Templar refers to as spam. We have yet to contain this “Spam” yet we will continue our efforts. On a more important note as you all know to be protected by Rose you must pay massive amounts of money weekly. At the beginning we thought it was just rent or for repairs but, as the amount rose we grew wary. Two months in we had to sell the D-Class’ to Walmart. Four months in we had to sell SCP-999 to some creepy cat lady down the street. Seven months in we had sold every SCP we had in custody. Even SCP-682 was sold to a strange man in a full animal suit. After searching our couch cushions we were down to our last penny so we begged Zevfer to accept our bitcoin with no success. With no real money and no SCPs what can one do. This week Zevfer came knocking looking for money again except this time we have absolutely nothing to give, even the interns were sold off. That is why I am here. I beg orbis to donate even just a penny to the Poor Paramilitary Blackops Organization Fund. One penny a day can feed a starving researcher near you. Look inside your hearts and click the link below to save our beloved alliance. Thank you for your kindness Click Me If we don’t raise enough money this is the SCP Foundation’s Official announcement of merging into Rose! Please send pictures of you donating to confirm on our end! 1 2 Quote Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Bro. You should go for like a trillion dollars, and buy Rose to merge into you. Just now, CitrusK said: Bro. You should go for like a trillion dollars, and buy Rose to merge into you. You only need like 1.5 million to buy rose though, the rest is fixing their builds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) 988 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Bates Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, CitrusK said: Bro. You should go for like a trillion dollars, and buy Rose to merge into you. You only need like 1.5 million to buy rose though, the rest is fixing their builds. Please donate the 1.5 mil we need as we are broke remember Quote Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I know this is April Fools, but this honestly wouldn't have been a terrible move. Could work out well. 2 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Cannot Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Tbh im honestly falling for all the april fools jokes tbh First with Keno The the whole p&w 2.0 thing and now this... god im gullible Quote Hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Yes. Merge into rose. Youll love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I donated my pennis, sir. Enjoy! ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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