Popular Post Redarmy Posted April 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2019 Since time immemorial there has been one symbol of hope. A symbol of intelligence. A symbol of sex appeal. A symbol of modesty. The Sloth. But in recent times, their power has faded. While once the destroyers of worlds, they are now seen as cuddly pets who typically die while defecating. It is time for that to change. Smith, a sloth with a scowling, withered leather mask of a face, testily complained to another sloth as the pair lounged beneath a verdant canopy. “What do we do about this one?” asked the grumpy mammal. He was gesturing towards a dopey looking sloth named Ameyuri. “She can’t even climb a tree. A sloth that can’t climb trees! We’ll be the laughing stock of the world!” His partner remained silent, giving his friend time to ramble on. “My ancestors conquered nations, brought empires to their knees. This one can’t even climb a tree!” he raged. “You know Ameyuri has a drug problem,” his partner Redarmy replied, winking. “But I agree, the Sloths are not what they once were. Perhaps it is time to change that. Perhaps it is time to collectivize the sloth.” With this mission in mind the two Sloths set off to unite their kind. They travelled to the land of Baked Goods where they recruited the Cat Stealing Cupcake Sloth. To the sticky land of Bondage where they untangled the Shark and Cube Sloths. Even to the orest where they recruited the paper-eating fox sloths. Soon they were a full-fledged legion. Redarmy hung from a branch to address his newly formed army: “Comrades, it is natural for those to fear what they do not understand. To lash out at the unknown and seek to destroy it. Many will see our furry faces and wish us harm. But we will overcome!” https://discord.gg/YBcUTMU join us 3 16 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mhearl Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Yes there is something very sexy about a sloth 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illenium Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Needs more fox 1 Quote Kitsune magics are fun~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuppyCakeYums Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 3 1 Quote Dorky Weeb Two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Bates Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2774 3 2 Quote Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 As the old wise sloth Paul sulked through the rose fields of the empire, he thought about home, where all his sloth friends are. He told his friend and colleague mhearl he longed of his rightful home in the Sloth Empire. Mhearl, with a look or concern for his dear old friend pleaded with him not to leave, there is ton of work to do. Paul stood his ground, for he knew it was time. The Sloth Empire beckons to him. Mhearl addmiting his defeat insisted on offering safe passage to his wise sloth friend. Paul gladly accepted on behalf of his new Empire Rose protects the sloths worldwide 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kurdanak Posted April 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2019 I don't know what's happening, BUT I do know that I've had quality sloth gifs waiting years for an opportunity to see the light. 5 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Obligatory two weeks. 1 Quote I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) my main man was a sloth this whole time? you'd think this is the kind of thing I'd notice, huh Edited April 1, 2019 by LordStrum 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 smith when he sneaks in that adrienne is his wife 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan1 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 o7 Cult of Smothdom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 4 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth gang sloth 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Cannot Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Gucci forum post man CHEERS!!! 1 Quote Hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 We slothin out here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 This game has hit new lows... Ah fudge who am I kidding this is great 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Real talk, there's a picture of me somewhere on the intrawebs where I'm holding a baby sloth. 2 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Smoff Empire for life. o7 smoff o7 redarmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illenium Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 We did it! 1 1 Quote Kitsune magics are fun~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) is this April Fools' Day? BTW: Edited April 1, 2019 by UnknownSpy HOPE posted gif of sloth. gif switched 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Finally part of something I'm proud of, it feels good 2 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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