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5 hours ago, PackAnimal said:

We here in space appreciate your comment about us being children in special education. Please check the games terms and conditions to review the minimum age allowed to play the game in order to better inform your opinion of us. Additionally, in the 'Chronicals of Bo', it is said that:

"He who claims to be inspired is truly the insipid. He claims to sedate is truly the irate. He claims to be small of wang is the greatest wang of all."

By stating your opinion of us, you chose to position yourself as a judge of character. This is subtle positioning, putting yourself in a position of authority over we special education children. From this we can infer you are actually someone who indeed feels himself inferior to special education children. Why it is you decided to inform us of this fact is beyond even our greatest minds, but we shall endeavour to please you. Now we shall drop to our knees to please Bo, and you may benefit.

In the name of Bo we pray for salvation.

OK...

Sounds like Bo is a hillbilly straight out of Deliverance. 

Do you guys play Dueling Banjos by any chance?

 

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45 minutes ago, Dubayoo said:

OK...

Sounds like Bo is a hillbilly straight out of Deliverance. 

Do you guys play Dueling Banjos by any chance?

 

Bo is short for Bocephus our great savior. Pay some respect you heathen. 

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I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point.

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4 hours ago, Squeegee said:

Bo is short for Bocephus our great savior. Pay some respect you heathen. 

For Bo saith, "Ye shall be as dogs in the midst of cats."

But Stu answered and said unto Him, "What then, if the cats should tear the dogs?" 

Bo said unto Stu, "Let not the dogs fear the cats after they are dead; and ye also, fear ye not them that kill you and are not able to do anything to you; but fear Uncle that after ye are dead hath power over soul and body, to cast them into the Gehenna." 

 

The word of Uncle. Praise be upon him. 

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16 hours ago, Dubayoo said:

Who waht?

Bo is my shepherd, I lack nothing.
He makes me lie down in green parks,
He leads me beside quiet toilets, he refreshes my soul.
He guides me along the right paths for his name’s sake.

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