Popular Post Vexz Posted February 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2019 “Lady. The message has arrived. Shall I read it?” “No need. I know exactly what it says. They agreed. Brief the others.” “Of course.” Vexz looked over her plans one final time. “You can clean these papers up, Spaceling.” They would be breaking ground on the Church shortly. She was told it would be a great inaugural event, the first of its kind. She wasn’t as excited, but for the most part, she found the Church followers useful enough creatures. Strong backs, didn’t ask too many questions. She hoped to give each of her subjects at least two. “Lady, the delegates have arrived.” “Send them in fifteen minutes. They can wait in the meantime.” The men who entered were a strange looking crew. One was being carried along in a dais, sitting cross legged, with his eyes closed, completely naked. Another was wearing a dashing suit, but she quickly noted mud and rusted blood along its cuffs, a perfect counterpoint to his wry smirk. And the last, for some reason, was counting all the columns in her meeting room, and making notes in a small ledger. “Ripper, Spaceman, Seb.... welcome. I’m so pleased to host you here. And I know you will not have forgotten all the gifts promised to my people.” Ripper spoke quickly: “Of course. Everything is as you asked. I am super polite. Ask anyone.” “That’s… that’s a little weird, but yes, okay, excellent. Thank you. Assuming that those gifts are in order, I am pleased to accept your offer.” Seb spoke next: “Thirty four sub offers. All important. You accept each. This is necessary. Thirty four. No less.” Ripper turned to him: “I apologize, Queen. We will excuse ourselves while you make your arrangements. But if there is anything we can do, please let me know.” The Spaceman laughed, his eyes shooting open, and his hands clapping emphatically. “Wangs. Hilarious!” the attendants around him excitedly fanned him, and he quickly settled back into his trance. Vexz was next to speak: “I don’t see much reason why you will need to stay much longer. If I need something, I will let you know, and I trust you will be able to handle it.” she smiled, and looked at the handsome Spacelings that had been provided her, and the first shipment of Goomy nudes being dumped onto the front of her meeting room. She noted Bezzers carrying the first shipment: the whip and nail marks were healing nicely, and he meekly looked away. “This will do, for now. Your colony is established, and you, of course, are totally in charge.” Ripper smiled a thousand-watt grin as his own offering of nudes fell through his shaking hands. “I’m in charge!”. tl;dr "Men will do pretty much anything if you let them think they are in charge" 10 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Basil Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I just turned 11, where do I get my sip of Uncle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) third -__- Ah now I see what's going on, congratz! O/ Edited February 18, 2019 by Trajan 1 Quote Roman Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 This will be fun.... Congrats, you guys! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Uncle says, “I will guide you along the best pathway for your life. I will advise you and watch over you." 3 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ataxia Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 O/ vexz O/ ripper 2 Quote House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Obligatory 2 weeks? 1 1 Quote I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zevfer Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 22 minutes ago, Vexz said: Ripper spoke quickly: “Of course. Everything is as you asked. I am super polite. Ask anyone.” This cracked me up lol 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 What in tarnation 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteuartGeharon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Can we afford those wacky mallows yet? Pretty please? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Please don't hurt me master. Your wish is my command. 1 2 Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Vexz said: The Spaceman laughed, his eyes shooting open, and his hands clapping emphatically. “Wangs. Hilarious!” the attendants around him excitedly fanned him, and he quickly settled back into his trance. This is the most Thrax thing ever. I give it 10/10! Also congrats!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhuto Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 treaty to rule them all 1 treaty to find them 1 treaty to bring them all And in the darkness bind them 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 At least I am in charge. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Congrats! I like the gif 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 it took me sometime to understand it, btu well, congratz guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShadow Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 So, if Arrgh raids a hundred score nation in Raiseik, CoS will counter that guy...... Cool......Dies....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 53 minutes ago, TheShadow said: So, if Arrgh raids a hundred score nation in Raiseik, CoS will counter that guy...... Cool......Dies....... Vexz is Valinor lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubayoo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Threads like this convince me you're all high out of your minds, special ed kids who escaped from the loony bin, or just a bunch of bots. Quote My Avie: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/senna/ Shortened versions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9qZu7h5ys0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvVqSpS65VE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PackAnimal Posted February 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2019 And so the mighty Empire of Bo begins. One by one all shall fall to his might, his devine instinct and ability to shred unicorns. @Critters feed Bo another unicorn in celebration. @Spaceman Thrax ready the wangs. @Black Rook book the hotel room and make sure it's sound proofed. @Maia sharpen your blades. @Bhuto get counting. @Ebeezy git gud playboi look where we @ now u gone be clapped. Thank you. 4 4 Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Blitz said: it took me sometime to understand it, btu well, congratz guys! Same here. I, for one, welcome our new overlord. 1 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dubayoo said: Threads like this convince me you're all high out of your minds, special ed kids who escaped from the loony bin, or just a bunch of bots. We here in space appreciate your comment about us being children in special education. Please check the games terms and conditions to review the minimum age allowed to play the game in order to better inform your opinion of us. Additionally, in the 'Chronicals of Bo', it is said that: "He who claims to be inspired is truly the insipid. He claims to sedate is truly the irate. He claims to be small of wang is the greatest wang of all." By stating your opinion of us, you chose to position yourself as a judge of character. This is subtle positioning, putting yourself in a position of authority over we special education children. From this we can infer you are actually someone who indeed feels himself inferior to special education children. Why it is you decided to inform us of this fact is beyond even our greatest minds, but we shall endeavour to please you. Now we shall drop to our knees to please Bo, and you may benefit. In the name of Bo we pray for salvation. 4 Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhuto Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 51 minutes ago, Dubayoo said: Threads like this convince me you're all high out of your minds, special ed kids who escaped from the loony bin, or just a bunch of bots. K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 vexz: "Im sorry Rose, but we have to break up. I have a new man now, and he's sweet and tastes of Kool-Aid. thank u, next" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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